Not sure how you say “fuck” in German, but that Paderborn player who just sent an open header wide is saying it numerous times.

Hm. 20g/300mL seems to taste great, @teas.soccer

Whoa.

Hey y’all, I get paid tomorrow morning but I’m pretty damn hungry right now. If anyone can help, it would be deeply appreciated. I could also pay you back tomorrow if you DM me about it! I just need a little help right now.

There was a Soviet propaganda slogan back in the day "When we say Lenin - we mean the Party, when we say the Party - we mean Lenin."

Don’t Panic.

Why are you non-binary? Wrong answers only: Found it at a garage sale, it was cheaper than anything else.

Just a reminder that earlier this month, the House passed a bipartisan bill that would make most charitable bail funds illegal.

I made a run at it. First six-digit work in eight and a half years. 100098 as a stopping point.

It is quarter to 10 at night. But man, am I tempted to make a run at it.

The response to this piece has been so positive, I'm really grateful 💜 It's the most personal piece I've written in a while and I'm glad it seems to resonate with people

Never shy away from an excessively long song when you're stoned. It'll take you to other places

@awkwardisallowed.bsky.social Why are you stalking my you might know feed on Facebook? 😋

Whoa! We're (more than!!) halfway there! $245 to go now!! Thank you all so much for helping keep me employed and my family safe on the road! Paypal: affirmationgin at gmail Cashapp/Venmo: showupforthis

As a science fiction writer I really fucking resent tech bros for ruining the phrase "artificial intelligence." 80 years of it being all about cool androids and interesting computers destroyed by five years of "Spicy autocorrect making everything shittier for money." NEVER FORGIVE.

Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence, Dream Theater.

As an MDA patient as well, I know they need it. Don’t think they’d let me donate, but if you can, please do!

Trans people deserve youth. Trans people deserve old age.

A beta reader was offering her services. I sent her a story. We hit it off and have been friends since. Hard to believe it’s been eighteen years. I wouldn’t have made it out of the year we met without her.

My absolute favorite. There are probably instances I watched it nine times in a month.

@aqhpublications.bsky.social 1000% funding. Awesome work!

Last 10 hours to get a copy of this sapphic book!! Can you really handle the FOMO??? #lgbtqia #lgbtqfamily #audiobook #ebooks 🌈📚 💙📚 🌈💜 🏳️‍🌈📚🏳️‍⚧️ www.kickstarter.com/projects/aqh...

White people would rather fart than go to therapy

It’s kinda relaxing, and a bit scientific.

At least I don’t have to wake up at 5:30 again tomorrow.

I have written 282 words today and have no urge to write more right now. I’ve also been up for fourteen hours.

Such a hard choice. My original gaming alien love was the Protoss from StarCraft. I didn’t choose Mass Effect because I couldn’t pick a single race from it. MY LIFE FOR AIUR!

*holds gently* 🫸🏔️🫷

i follow so many hot people h anging o n by a t hread

A new study published suggests the sudden USAID shutdown could have been linked to an uptick in violent conflict across much of Africa, with some of the most politically fragile regions seeing the largest spikes.

What looks like convenience to one person may quietly be independence to another.

Every two seconds y’all want it to be a debate on getting food or groceries delivered. That’s a disability accommodation! Yes y’all, I know you hate disabled people having needs. Cooking & shopping are great, all can’t do that for themselves all the time, so we pay fellow working class folks fairly.

@jordantyranny.bsky.social Did you see this? nautil.us/we-finally-h...

dress for the job you want

Two straight 7am appointments. Not as annoying as the hour drive downtown I’ll have to do three times over six days in September (including back-to-back days), but still ugh.

How many times has this been streamed today, I wonder? I’m doing my part. #Arsenal

I had to today. I just had to.

What do you mean I released a book about a trans boy who plays football and Arsenal won the premier league in the same four weeks? This little guy’s brain would have melted

Blessed to live in a time with Simone Simons, the Jansen sisters, Florence Welch, and many other absolutely stunning vocalists. I love it.

😂

Dough Pizzeria Napoletana, San Antonio. Going back if I can next time I’m in town.

Watching a random Libertadores match. Di María is still playing? Didn’t know that.

ANY AMOUNT DONATION WOULD REALLY HELP US!!

I’m collapsing in my chair now. I started watching soccer by watching Arsenal from across the pond in 2006. This feels nice. #Arsenal

Holy shit. That made my day.

Over the last week, I let myself think about what I'd say if Arsenal won the league. I kept coming back to how long it's been and, with COVID, how many Gooners didn't get to see another title. Thinking of them and those of you in our Arsenal family enjoying this with slightly heavier hearts. UTA.

CHAMPIONS!!!! COYG!