Dolly Parton has sent my daughter a new book every month for years as she does for thousands of children. She help fund the development of the Covid vaccine. She’s not a billionaire. I think as non wealthy people it’s hard to even imagine how much billionaires *could* be doing with their money.

1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths 2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them

BREAKING: Dallas Cowboys defensive end Marshawn Kneeland was driving more than 145 miles per hour in the moments before he crashed, fled and took his own life in Frisco, according to records obtained Friday by The Dallas Morning News.

Watching Age of Ultron. Does Vision have junk? I don't think so. How did Wanda ever imagine they have kids together? Is one of his powers the ability to manifest a working dong?

You absolutely know why so stop playing dumb.

In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ... ... listen to Steve Wozniak.

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

Montage of 19 clips of Trump insulting, berating, demeaning and attacking female reporters over the past few months. Part 1.

if you missed it...

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served. F that!

@zinrock.bsky.social Found my next Big Bad for the series.

I hate the movie trope where someone lights a fire by dropping their Zippo into an accelerant so the camera can watch the Zippo slowly hit the ground. No real Zippo owner is going to do that. I'm going to write a scene where someone does that but then says "Oh SHIT" & they pick up a flaming lighter

The fuck you gone have TWO number 6's?! I swear Tech can't have shit of their own.

I'm seeing people wonder why ICE is going after Charlotte. ICE has been at war with Charlotte's sheriff ever since he won in 2018. We'd covered this at Bolts back in the day; this quote is from that sheriff:

It's always that gosh darn Find Out phase that'll get ya.

Every damn time. 😔

Nuke the industry from orbit.

Incredibly smart PR tactic from ICE to continue assaulting very handsome priests

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.

patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors

OK Boomer

the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent

I don't care who's on the list. They should all be Fleshlights® in a federal prison for the rest of their miserable lives.

EPISODE 15 - I ❤️ CREPES has been completed

I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

Black veterans honored at newly restored, historic Haltom City cemetery

This dude has CLEARLY never met a hardened criminal. Just for context, delivery robots can't even survive in Hollywood among law abiding citizens.

ok one last post -- oldheads are always going to "why is the web dying.... how can we get the kids invested in the free and open web" bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first

A real president does this. Thank you to every veteran who’s worn the uniform and carried the weight for the rest of us — just respect 🇺🇸

This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both

Don't mind if I do.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

85-year-old democrats negotiating with the jaws of defeat: hey bud you hungry?

A reminder - last March, republicans promised to restore $1.1B in funding to DC in exchange for funding the government, and Mike Johnson never took it up in the House.

Veneers so white they got Hamilton on vinyl

Same as it ever was

Constant Stanksicle United States, Census, 1940

It’s always been super funny to me that if we told any of these guys they could only have 999,999,999 dollars for all of infinity they would have us flayed in a coliseum.

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

This week’s Just for Skeets and Giggles is out! Have a great weekend. open.substack.com/pub/statusku...

There is a woman on Tik Tok calling churches to see if they will provide help for a hungry baby and the Christian churches are not doing well. The Mosque asked two questions, what do you need and where are you?

Only fools have no fear. Being brave isn't the same as not feeling afraid. Being brave is about what you do, even when you do feel afraid. But y'all don't hear me though.