What I would give for a cup of tea and a chat with anyone right now

No new show tonight things ain’t ok at bug hq

"In solidarity with everyone who (like me) lives with ME or related conditions." "For Bill, who has looked after me every day since 2004, thankyou x" "Remembering those with Severe and very Severe M.E. who cannot participate but are loved"

Got time on my hands, ain't I? Got a RPG or game project that needs a writer? I'd be grateful if you'd take a look at this. Or it would help me considerably if you could just share it. Please enjoy your Monday, albeit sensibly. about.me/FoldsFive

Still boiling at bug hq or at least bug is electric is currently off due to work so I might have a nap after cleaning up after Deebo

We love Ben yes even Deebo

All a bit Pete tong at bug HQ this morning

It’s already been over an hour since the #sewingbee finished and I’m Still talking like Sophie

With somewhat grim inevitability, my series of summer-themed mix shows is getting another outing at 8pm tonight and for the next four weeks. Sizzle, tan, render. noiseboxradio.com

A horse goes into a café and orders a flat white. The barista brings him the coffee and says, "That'll be £6.50". The horse gets out his wallet and pays. The barista returns later and says, "You know, we don't see many talking horses here." The horse replies, "£6.50 for a flat white, I can see why".

And breathe

Also dad being a twat to me again just constantly nit picking

I’m really not that cut up over Sam Neill and I feel I should be I mean he could of been in anything and it would of been bloody marvellous sad loss

Now let’s shove today in dads face

That’s more than three gone something in the air

I couldn’t love #RecipeOfTheDay more: it’s my Toasty Olive Oil Granola, and I always, always have a jar of it on the go. Once you try it, you’ll see why! www.nigella.com/recipes/toas...

#52WeeksOfFavourites #MusicChallenge ⏰ Songs about time I saw an amazing version of this last night, so naturally I'm going to share this @thecubanboys.bsky.social @ricardoautobahn.co.uk m.youtube.com/watch?v=-A77...

Tonight I’m off out but I still have a show for you all 7pm 🕖 @noiseboxradio 📻 Do join in the chat on the #discord 💬 💚

Today is just 😑

Itching to do Another grand tour again like Susan Calman

Ann Widdecombe knew she had to follow me at the Torbay Literary Festival, and the stress did for her.

I see Ann Widdecombe has died. When she was Home Secretary I showed her round Drake Hall womens’s prison. There was a pregnant woman on a bed in the early stages of Labour and she asked the prison officers why she wasn’t handcuffed to the bed. That’s the kind of woman she was.

Thank Christ for Klarna and where to find someone who wants to join me in London

I am glad the work of the Timms review found that the current assessment system and points based criteria are dehumanising, harmful and counterproductive. It shows that the Government’s previous proposals were as misconceived as many MPs alongside Disabled People’s Groups were saying a year ago.

Why not post *your* pictures of yourselves wearing your Spray merch on holiday this summer, like @ricardoautobahn.co.uk here (pictured on the right with @jennymclaren.bsky.social, let's say, 10 years ago). ⛱️

The UK Parliament is nasty with regards to poor, disabled, LGBT+ persons, Persons of colour and so on. This is the UK establishment pretty much, they even don't care about kids really, wanting them to work hard at school until heatstroke and as for OSA... Nothing to do about kid safety.

Give me a minute I’m just in tears over the death of Bonnie Tyler 😭

Deebo currently

Right to the laundrette today

This is a bit of a cringey desperate post but needs must….😢 I’ve just lost a couple of thousand self publishing a book - I’m a hybrid author (published traditionally and self published) and I decided to self publish my book I was most passionate about to have total control. BUT….

I saw it with my friends in the cinema oh what fun it’s daft and I have the dvd and art cards

Filling in for my pal @wcba.bsky.social's new music show tomorrow at 7pm on @noiseboxradio.com - its a programme with records so up to date I don't even know what is in it yet. Which is a worry when you think about it.

I take it Sara cox is doing well on breakfast it’s all I see even on our radio times

Tonight is the last Bandwidth for a bit as I have a break, so do join me at 10pm tonight on @noiseboxradio.com for a Kids TV theme special. In 2024, I did a two hour show featuring your top 50 - tonight's show is the equally worthy - but perhaps less well known ones - that just missed out on that.

I feel I’m slipping again this is never good 😑

Right start again shall I

I went back to sleep dreamed I was seeing muse dom had broken his leg and the support was a local choir I’m very confused plus was nice to see my friend Hogie there

Right now getting up putting a wash on Thank you Deebo

She won't marry you, she don't look good in white

Can’t sleep now I can one side of my duvet I think he thought he couldn’t jump off my bed he can he’s just a wuss ain’t yer Deebo

Deebo woke me up im so tired of this crap well piss but you get me It’s fine just bung it in the machine but no mum and dad have to fuss over the well water and the washing machine not working properly it does it’s fine so I’ve googled laundrettes locally and might text aunty Joan for help

This gif comes to mind re frog face

Tonight

Like last night kick off all you want you twat IM HOT

Oh I’ve bought a decent fan dad kicked off aye I see his point too much stuff but a tiny desk fan won’t cut it in the heat and my bedroom gets TOO HOT

In other news I’m back on @noiseboxradio.com before @daviansometimes.bsky.social on FFS live I’m on at 7 he’s on at 9 do Join us!