ask your doctor if committing to the bit is right for you

The premise of so many people’s outrage is that you must be as stupid as them to care about such a thing, and a lot of you just agree to it on its face when you engage with them in good faith and this makes them feel important and strong for being angry and dumb 😎 👍

so many great horror villains today. Black Phone, Terrifier the Clown…

The everyone is 12 theory is what we have to say because we can’t say the r word

It’s extremely accurate unfortunately that upon discovery of a Pennywise the US government would try to use it to kill Castro immediately

Yeah, no official DC T-shirts happening here.

Pete Davidson just became the only victim of 9/11 to get reparations from the Saudi regime.

This guy is so fucking stupid, man. This is straight up caveman wisdom

Was not a president killed by a Marine? 🤔

perfect encapsulation of what the far right is doing, they want to push the overton window as far as possible. they want to enact fascism and it’s intentional

my scientists say to me, mr president, we got the best medbeds in the world. i saw on tv they recreated a woman from just her hand. beautiful woman by the way, it’s amazing what science can do. then the channel switched to a loud talk show host on a cruise. i didn’t care for him

What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.

ICE agents typically don’t have a lot of time to train together before they squad up, leaders can’t weed out which guys are going to chow down on each others hogs at first chance, the masks are the only way to keep their stubbly tempting wet suck holes hidden from searching hungry eyes.

The word for the gaps where fur does not gather is: crenulations

A lot of people underestimate how much Gen Y yearns to go back to the world of dumbphones.

I’m always up to hear why Big Chap isn’t good enough for Xenomorphs anymore, and why mechanical elements have no place in a biomechanical design. 😀

In conclusion

America being so effectively destroyed by rich pedophiles is actually very funny if you stop being so selfish for five minutes.

Holy shit they were really into something with giving kids pizza in exchange for reading books. There was an actual push to fight back against kids being too dumb to defend themselves in an asymmetric informational battleground as adults. The ladder got burned up behind us.

Don’t say anything bad about the school shooting of Charlie Kirk, the single most decisive victory for the right and their profits in modern history.

Jimmy Kimmel being censored has sent shockwaves throughout the antifa extremist leftist community, who were relying on his show for instructions on how to make chemical weapons

Politics this, politics that. Worrying about what the president does is a mental illness. If you just support the president unconditionally, you can be happy.

The Dipshit Paradox "Good faith requires an assumption of both awareness and good intent—yet some propositions are so divorced from reality that assuming good intent means also assuming unawareness, while assuming awareness means also assuming bad intent." www.the-reframe.com/the-dipshit-...

Or you're part of the scam. Many such cases. Either way you should not be listened to or trusted on any matter. Ignorant? Malicious? At the end of the day one there's really no difference. It's the Dipshit Paradox.

If you’re rich and not a coward, this is what you’d refer to as a “market opportunity” to dominate a media ecosystem that’s about to be covered in grotesque government slop. To be a pop of color in a sea of beige will be easier than ever. People will flock to it. You gotta be a little brave, though.

Don't worry guys, I have a genius plan to stop political violence. Step 1: Make elite consensus be that the mild peaceful disapproval be treated as equivalent to violence. Step 2: Have the government openly violate the law in a manner which proves it nonbinding. Step 3: Crash the economy.

Charlie Kirk is now Jesus Christ and 9/11 and if you think that’s wrong I’m extremely afraid of your mental illness and your family should be bisected lengthwise by Secretary of Truth, Art the Clown.

My church refuses to admit that you only get in Heaven if you have at least $1 million in your back account at death. How did woke infect Christianity?

they painted a mural and named a street in israel after the guy who said jewish money was destroying america and who elevated arch antisemites like candace owens to national prominence

Me: i’m Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No that’s kleptomania

Groypers don’t care if the left is hunted for sport instead of them. It’s kind of a weird admission for law enforcement to make that if you are a Groyper they will just not look for you. 🫣🙈

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2026: They just cast Dean Cain as Churles Kirk in the very respectful docudrama about what definitely happened to him that will be played at the Super Bowl soundtrack by Beyoncé

its funny to be ruled by internet-brained idiots like this, when anyone with a passing familiarity of this internet political moment knew instinctively this was going to be an incoherent brain rotted gamer white boy who sees politics and violence as entertainment

How about that.

we passed this point long ago. the Christchurch shooter murdered more than 50 people for the memes. if you don't realize that was part of the point for him you don't understand this stuff.

They are going to blame every normal job you could have as a person smart enough to stop any of it so that well meaning crime haters will break into your house and murder you

Democrats job was to feed you to them slowly so they wouldn’t do this.

They should rename today Charlie Kirk Day.

You push someone who looks like that to say things like that in front of as many crowds as you can because you wanted something to happen to him. That was his purpose. They have about 12 soyright paragons and they’ve been everywhere the past decade for a reason.

The way they feel visiting a city is how they want you to feel living in one.

The future is you go home, have everything you need sent to you, you go to work, you do not go anywhere else. It will become very dangerous to disagree with this before you decide you agree with this. Get ready!

Cracker Barrel was founded in 1969 by a sales rep for Shell Oil, who developed the restaurant + gift store concept as a plan to improve gasoline sales. Locations in the early 1970s leased land on gas station sites near interstate highways for this purpose

One of the benchmarks of being in your 20s is beginning the project that you will later in your 40s realize you’ve been working on for 20 years.

Psychologically, America can only be healed if it hires ICE style educational safety defenders to surround subsequent generations of schoolchildren with deadly weapons wielded by gullible religious extremists with gambling and drink addictions.

The premise of the question “how do zebras tell each other apart?” is actually insane, as in from the perspective of someone who holds insane and diseased beliefs, and the person responsible should be brought to justice.

You’re actually allowed to kill a large amount of Americans with no consequences as long as the way you do it makes a large amount of money! I just checked!

Look, maybe you just aren’t brave enough to let an aristocratic pdf file to enslave all of your descendants, and you should move to a country my country is destroying.