It must rock to be rich and fucking stupid

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the city of los angeles burned in january in part because of a man who couldn’t stop generating images of burning cities on ChatGPT, and then after he lit the fire he asked if the fire he started was his fault

If you’re going to destroy the environment with ChatGPT; can you stop asking questions that experts have already written books about, and ask about unanswered mysteries like “why is there still shit on this toilet paper after I wiped my ass fifty times”.

This really makes it sound like a Border Patrol agent tried to kill an anti-ICE activist in Chicago and DHS lied to cover for him

LESS STEVIA AND LESS PROBIOTIC DRINKS every soda doesn’t need to be a licorice flavored poop helper

One of the funniest possible times for it to happen imho

Never assume malice when incompetence will suffice? Yeah sure but what if it’s both actually

WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE

“Do not obey in advance” I say, moments before I crash my parade float into the sturrow drive low clearance bridge

That Gavin Newsom is such a rascal~ #chainsawman #csm216

Our political moment is like “Oops, all rubicons”

Stephen Miller has resting “holding in a shit” face

Now Trump is censoring Weird Al this is ridiculous

Me after eating one of the best meal of my life in Chicago: “War… war never changes”

Hakeem Jeffries don’t be a doofus challenge (impossible)

what’s been driving me bananas about all the epstein stuff lately is that we already know the score!! fuck! we’ve known it for years and years! no we haven’t had all that many graphic specifics but people keep yelling about releasing ‘the files’ about atrocities WE ALREADY EXPLICITLY KNOW HAPPENED!

class war anime let's go

Walking a mile in your shoes good luck catching me I got your shoes

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The Rapture is the most annoying people going "we're leaving" and everyone else going "we fuckin' wish you would"

Every day there is a new piece (or many) of the saddest news I've ever heard, and it's especially brutal to consider that this is being done on purpose by our government.

This would be the funniest day for it to happen imho

Hey guys I just got raptured and they said that they were only gonna rapture one person and that’s me so sorry folks

They should invent a bedtime snack that doesn’t give you heart burn

Lmao what comments, he literally showed a clip of Trump not giving a shit about Kirk

Now uncancel Colbert.

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

Throw everyone in this administration into the trash dude what the fuck

Must be so sick being maga, you can just say the stupidest shit and other huge idiots are like hell yeah brother breathing nitrogen DOES makes you woke

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

ah, well

I’m gonna start living my life like a character from Demon slayer. When I don’t know how to do something I’m gonna have an extended flashback to when my dad killed a bear and then it’ll help figure out whatever I’m doing like I guess excel

It’s been such a week of insane highs and lows that a mediocre improv audition barely phased me

I’m dadmaxxing, absolutely baby pilled

We need to crack down on leftist *later revealed shooter was right wing* Ah nevertheless

It’s ok to put the phone down.

I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture

Replace Joe Rogan with Kyle Kinane and then conspiracy theories will be fun again

“What the fuck dude”

Sorry but this may be the greatest tweet of all time

I won’t vaccinated my dog because I don’t want him to bark at trains

*Strong Bad voice*: STORROWED!

When JD becomes president I hope there’s a headline that’s like “Millenials killed the president”

Did it happen today

My hot take is that Cracker Barrel’s new logo was actually worse though, even if the folks flipping out were psychos about it