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I take it back I pretty sure I got food poisoning from the restaurant that inspired this post

If birds are basically dinosaurs I bet velociraptors were tasty as heck

Truly the dumbest and smartest piece of fiction ever created. Chainsaw Man is my favorite thing ever.

I am a defender of Bostons food scene but goddamn Boston doesn’t know shit about fried chicken

every fucking year man

I went to school for analytical chemistry (yuck boring) but then took a class in food chemistry (wow cool neat) and now I make seltzer for a living

If you don't let your theater kid do theater they turn into fascists. That's what I've learned this decade.

Trump gave Mamdani the “McDonalds at the White House” smile lmaooo

If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison

Facebooks cultural trajectory is so funny. At first it was for connecting with your friends and family. For a little bit it was used to overthrow governments and brainwash the masses. Now it’s the app you use to sell your couch and look for free stuff.

anyone who posts less than me is oblivious to the world around them. anyone who posts more than me is a jobless low life bum.

I didn’t need a new bill Clinton fact tonight guys

Body positivity includes owning your farts

Tech support guy won’t stop sniffling during this entire call to fix an obscure problem no one can seem to fix kill me

LinkedIn: The everything app

Right about now, the honk shoo brother

Dick Cheney dying like a literal canary in a coal mine

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

Well I think it’s poetic that Zohran will get elected the day after Dick Cheney dies

switching the clocks sucks and confuses me and i hate it. i don't care if we pick daylight savings time or the other one but i want us to just pick one and stick with it so i can stop googling shit like "what time is 6am tomorrow" and "is 6 the new 7"

Our president cares more about a good poop than anything else

Music is cool because it can be used to express unspeakable emotions and also to make a theme song for a skeleton

Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Head to a protest today. I can almost promise you will feel less hopeless. That's exactly what they don't want. There are more of us than there are of them.

it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone

the US government has arrived on bluesky

Hey @pftompkins.bsky.social can you get @dropout.tv to buy Bajillion Dollar Properties so I finally can rewatch it

It must rock to be rich and fucking stupid

WHAT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

Me: Time to upload that important thing Computer: SHUTTING DOWN UPDATING 0% PROGRESS

the city of los angeles burned in january in part because of a man who couldn’t stop generating images of burning cities on ChatGPT, and then after he lit the fire he asked if the fire he started was his fault

If you’re going to destroy the environment with ChatGPT; can you stop asking questions that experts have already written books about, and ask about unanswered mysteries like “why is there still shit on this toilet paper after I wiped my ass fifty times”.

This really makes it sound like a Border Patrol agent tried to kill an anti-ICE activist in Chicago and DHS lied to cover for him

LESS STEVIA AND LESS PROBIOTIC DRINKS every soda doesn’t need to be a licorice flavored poop helper

One of the funniest possible times for it to happen imho

Never assume malice when incompetence will suffice? Yeah sure but what if it’s both actually

WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE

“Do not obey in advance” I say, moments before I crash my parade float into the sturrow drive low clearance bridge

That Gavin Newsom is such a rascal~ #chainsawman #csm216

Our political moment is like “Oops, all rubicons”

Stephen Miller has resting “holding in a shit” face

Now Trump is censoring Weird Al this is ridiculous

Me after eating one of the best meal of my life in Chicago: “War… war never changes”

Hakeem Jeffries don’t be a doofus challenge (impossible)

what’s been driving me bananas about all the epstein stuff lately is that we already know the score!! fuck! we’ve known it for years and years! no we haven’t had all that many graphic specifics but people keep yelling about releasing ‘the files’ about atrocities WE ALREADY EXPLICITLY KNOW HAPPENED!