Someone forgot to take down this webpage: www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/v...

Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”

Just going to leave this here... (out of 7,500 Netflix shows)

If you don't already, watch Colbert. He is a man with no more f*cks left to give. And it's glorious. Check out this song parody from last night's show: Mike Johnson Delays House Epstein Vote Until September

Nice work everybody!

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them theonion.com/democra...

We drill into military officers that Members of Congress have Constitutional oversight rights, Members outrank four-stars in protocol, and even Congressional staffers are treated like generals/admirals. To see sworn federal officers manhandle and handcuff a U.S. Senator... I'm still shook up.

Pyongyang on the Potomac vibes

I wrote a thing... TV For The Anxiety Generation

Robert “Ed” Smylie, the NASA official who saved the Apollo 13 crew in 1970, has died at 95. He cobbled together an apparatus made of cardboard, plastic bags and duct tape after an explosion crippled the spacecraft as it sped toward the moon. nyti.ms/3Sbusb3

‘Kennedy told reporters that there were "many, many good ways to treat measles and doctors need to know that and to know those methods.’ One problem; there is no treatment for measles. Signed, a doctor who’s been forced to deal with measles because of this stupid fraud.

ALERT: I had not seen this article until this morning. It is a pretty big deal. Mike Waltz isn’t actually using Signal. He’s using a copy or third party version of Signal created by a company called TeleMessage the point of which is to allow archiving of messages. The app claims to preserve …

Despite knowing the people on the search warrant weren't there, the ICE arrest team STILL took this family's phones, laptops, and life savings — and refused to leave a BUSINESS CARD so they could ask to get it back! This stuff is sadly not unique to ICE; it happens with regular police raids too.

Not sure how the Amazon API works but someone should create a plugin for Amazon that can show you the Tariff tax that Amazon is too afraid to publish.

GOOD NEWS! Researchers at the University of Buffalo have developed a nanoparticle-based vaccine candidate for H5N1 avian influenza (clade 2.3.4.4b) that achieved 100% PROTECTION in preclinical trials. The vaccine is under development for potential use in BOTH veterinary AND human medicine. 🧪🧵⬇️

UPDATED TODAY: We've added 11 more names to our DOGE tracker, bringing the total to 77 staffers affiliated with Musk. Plus, you can now filter our database by federal agency. Check it out ⤵️

And now Boston area hospitals are laying off staff because of Elons NIH cuts. This is going to be duplicated at hospitals around the country.

So first of all - everything Carl quotes here is just bananas. But also for the love of Pete - Congress sets visa law. Congress. Stop treating this like something he can just…do

“There isn't a single part of the entire thing that stands up to the smallest amount of scrutiny. The whole thing, the entire enterprise is just sheer lawlessness,” says Chris Hayes.

HERE WE GO: Chief Judge James Boasberg finds probable cause for contempt of court against the Trump administration. In a masterclass move, he asks the government whether they’ll purge the contempt (by complying) or identify the people in the administration who should be subject to sanctions.

Guy who is mailing his sperm around "to reach legion level before the apocalypse" owns strategic companies in several sectors, can buy whole countries, and has read/write access to govt databases beyond Nixon and Hoover's wildest dreams. All good, I'm sure

Noticed a bunch of these ornate gold medallions slapped all over the Oval Office. We found em on Alibaba. “High-density Home Decoration Polyurethane Appliques Ornament PU Foam Veneer Accessories” from seller Guangzhou Homemax Decorative Material Limited. sherwood.news/power/shop-t...

Abrego Garcia's wife: "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive. Kilmar, if you can hear me, stay strong. God hasn't forgotten about you. Our children are asking when you will come home ... they miss their dad so much."

Alarming. 'Within minutes after DOGE accessed the NLRB's systems, someone with an IP address in Russia started trying to log in, according to Berulis' disclosure. The attempts were "near real-time," according to the disclosure.' www.npr.org/2025/04/15/n...

Many products sold in the U.S. are made in El Salvador. In response to the El Salvador president’s statements today, we’re calling for an immediate boycott of all Salvadoran-made goods. Please help by listing any products or brands made in El Salvador in the comments below.

Hanes Brands: Hanes Maidenform Bali JMS Bonds WonderBra Check all packaging. T-Shirts are one the top items El Salvador exports. Sweaters are next, sugar and toilet paper.

We traded Europe for a guy that builds concentration camps for profit.

Your regular reminder that almost everything Trump is getting away with is not because of presidential strength, but because of congressional weakness and judicial deference. The constitutional tools are already there to fix this, but those who can fix it are refusing to do so.

At this point, Judge Xinis should order the immediate return under threat of contempt and let the Supreme Court tell the Administration otherwise.

Once again, it’s critical to say here that Republicans in Congress endorse this with their silence

Feels weird to barge in with good news, but The Onion is hiring two more fellows: Here's a link to our Graphics Fellowship: jobs.gusto.com/postings/the... Here's a link to our Video Fellowship: jobs.gusto.com/postings/the... Solid pay + full benefits for six months. Come make stupid shit with us.

Days before ICE detained Tufts University student Rumeysa Ozturk, the State Dept. determined that the Trump administration had not produced evidence showing she engaged in antisemitic activities or made public statements supporting a terrorist organization. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

faced with a profoundly unjust decision against him, Mahmoud Khalil chooses to show incredible solidarity

According to a source, when Musk privately messages associates and confidants about reports from federal staffers about how their lives have been wrecked, the Tesla CEO is known to react with laugh-crying emojis. Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

That Lindsey Graham quote about “if we elect him, he will destroy us, and we will deserve it” runs around my head like a rabid weasel.

The response to this post has been mind-blowing. So many of us are appalled at what's happening and fired up to do something about it. Lots of terrific ideas in the replies. Keep them rolling! To everyone offering to work or contribute, for now: thank you, I see you, you're rad, stay tuned.

This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.

I have never seen anything like this in NYC. 5th Ave covered from 42nd St well to the 20s. Nobody prepared for this volume. Volunteers are holding the traffic on all the side streets. No police in sight. #handsoff

NEW: Lawyer for immigrant illegally deported from Maryland to El Salvador prison says he's confident US can get his client out as judge ordered. 'They got Kristi Noem out of that prison," the atty quips, referring to DHS Secy's photo-op there last week www.politico.com/news/2025/04...

"When we started to learn about Ed Martin, we, to a man and irrespective of our politics, were appalled," Toomey told NBC News. “We have never, ever seen anything like this in the U.S. attorney’s office." Ex-prosecutors raise alarm over Trump loyalist tapped for key U.S. attorney post

Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners

Yay us! deadline.com/2025/04/the-...

Our open letter response to the #USCommerceDept and #POTUS

Britain: Ho ho! No country can ever outdo the self-inflicted damage of Brexit! America: Hold my watery beer.

We take tariffs on our beautiful Heard Island very seriously. We will be consulting all mammals and flightless birds and will make an announcement in the near future detailing our response. #heardisland #tariff #mcdonaldisland #trumptariff

I'm watching CNBC. These anchors are so angry. They really didn't believe he'd do it. They're actually just now, 10 years into this shit, realizing he's a maniac hellbent on revenge and there's no grand plan for the markets. Better late than never but holy shit.

Hold onto your butts.

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