ME ON A TRAIN: Oh no, I accidentally clicked a video with sound! Oh god, people heard a second of loud sound from my phone. I have torn the social contract. EVERYBODY ELSE ON TRAIN: Shit yeah, train time, time to watch the loudest TikToks

The author "explicitly rejects any incitement to violence." Two lines later: "Today, I choose violence. Literally." Great save, Daily Caller editorial staff.

What autocracy does to the ordinary: it makes leaders’ mere words carry the force of law (or force) and makes law carry the force of mere words. The result is an ipse dixet world of cartoon signatures and shadow docket declarations. Language has indeed gone on holiday.

I think the only surprise here is how quickly this is happening this openly. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/b...

🚨NEW: For the first time in history, the single largest group of people arrested in the interior and sent to ICE detention is people with NO criminal record. As of yesterday's data release, 40%(!) of those arrested in the interior and detained by ICE had no prior conviction or pending charges.

Why do headlines say "norms shattered" when what is meant is "laws broken" or "Constitution violated"?

At the #Mariners game with #Seahawks in the ear, good night all around

Damn Cal alllllllmost cranked that first pitch out #Mariners

With the Detroit win over Cleveland, our Seattle Mariners have clinched a spot in the American League Division Series. Playoffs✅ AL West title✅ Spot in the ALDS✅ #TridentsUp #SeattleMariners

Cal may as well break the whole f’n AL record tonight #Mariners

2020: lol dumb libs think words are violence 2025: president trump issues memo declaring words are violence

the cultural crisis is straightforward: there are no longer any formal consequences for blatantly anti-social behavior, and the rest of us are constantly just getting lectured that we have to put up with these assholes making our lives worse

The Seattle Mariners win the American League West for the first time since 2001. Homers tonight by Geno, Polanco, Julio, and #60 for Cal. Four games left in the regular season and then, "might as well..."

#Mariners are AL West champs! My oh my!

On refuge-seeking vs. truth-seeking descriptions: x.com/jayrosen_nyu...

Second TD for Tory #Horton, his 3rd in 3 weeks. However bad New Orleans might be / are it’s another strong option for Darnold, the more the merrier 28-3 #Seahawks #GoHawks 💙💚

"Bend but dont break" defense, which is just another way to say "our defense is mid"

VICTOR ROBLES OUT OF NOWHERE!!! #Mariners

Mr. 57 #Mariners

#Mariners man. W.

Did he not swing into that??? #Mariners

Kirby is COOKING🔥🔥🔥 #Mariners

It’s official! Cal Raliegh has just hit his 57th dinger to become the most prolific homerun hitter in #Mariners history. Passing the great Ken Griffey Jr. He is also the most prolific switch hitting & catching power hitter in the history of this game! ⚾️ 🔱 #Mariners 3 #Astros 0

This Kid just passed The Kid 5️⃣7️⃣ #Mariners #BigDumper #MVP

HE DID IT! CAL DID IT! NEW FRANCHISE SINGLE SEASON HOME RUN RECORD #Mariners

CAL DID IT!!! 57!!! #Mariners

🤩👍 Russian drone shot down over Dnipro!

Dana Carvey parodied George HW Bush on SNL — “Nah, wouldn’t be prudent” — the President called him up and they became friends. . Daryl Hammond imitated Clinton through his Presidency, including savage stuff during his sex scandal. Clinton invited him to do a “dueling Presidents” gag.

In 1947, Station WFOR in Hattiesburg cut off an NBC broadcast on civil rights 19 minutes into the half-hour show, “Our Civil Rights—Are They in Danger?,” because it “got off on the racial question” and “both sides were not represented.”

LET FERGIE COOK!!! #GoDucks

If you want to be a skill player on the Ducks, you need to be able to jump over every single human #GoDucks

A little bit louder now #GoDucks

RUN FERGIE RUN! #GoDucks

*pokes #GoDucks with a stick*

I have to keep this deliberately vague, but this is a total disaster for academic research. And imposing it so suddenly is just cruel. I’ve got friends scrambling to get back to the US before midnight tonight. Do you know how hard that is to do on 36 hours of notice?

woodsman country lodge sign, crescent, oregon, 2003

So many adults have to fail a child before he ends up 10 years old telling CNN about the mass shooting he lived through this morning

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." wapo.st/3I6wiZr