The good thing about that new HP series is that nobody wants it, it'll ruin the careers of everyone immoral enough to go near it & the studio will lose more money than a failing dictatorship. It's like a cursed Indian monkey's paw owned by somebody she'd call something like Bhuna Mangochutney.

The “Nail ‘em up, that’s what i say” prisoner in The Life Of Brian is 110% whale meat thick Reform voter.

www.maptap.gg April 3 90👑 85😁 98🎯 94🏅 94🏅 Final score: 935

Here’s my personal “take-down” (is that what you’re meant to say?”) of AI. May contain piss-taking and gnashing of the teeths www.mathew-owen.co.uk/post/ai-ai-no #ShatGPTMoreLike

i made a cup of tea using piss. everyone uses piss to make tea. it’s just more efficient (already warm)

www.maptap.gg April 2 77👏 96🔥 99🎯 76👏 96🔥 Final score: 887

(Chemical Brothers enter phone box giggling, the one that looks like Olive from On the Buses pulls out a bit of paper. The other one dials the number on it.) “Hello.” “JK Rowling?” “Yes, who’s this” “Hey Boy Hey Girl, Gender Neutral Toilets, Here We Go.” Chemicals slam phone down and run away.

Reform seem to have identified firetrap slumlords as one of their key demographics and that...is not even the tiniest bit surprising.

Me, meeting my therapist’s new intern.

Finally

Ok, closer ties with the EU? Absolutely right and justifiable in today’s world. Hopefully the first step on the road to rejoining. And it’ll make Reform & Tory types *furious*. For that reason, I’m in.

If Starmer ends this press conference with words to the effect of “Trump can go fuck himself, the fading orange nonce prick“ then he’ll win every election for the rest of time.

www.maptap.gg April 1 94🏅 84😁 96🔥 93🏆 98🎯 Final score: 943

Give it another decade and Italy will be a primarily rugby playing nation. Then we’ll hook them on cricket…

The most useful thing the UK might do to unblock the strait of Hormuz would be to assassinate a large portion of the US government, which I think technically falls under the jurisdiction of MI6 rather than the Royal Navy. Maybe he's talking about the Dutch.

Trust Spurs to turn comedy into tragedy.

She used to be Prime Minister.

www.maptap.gg March 31 93🏆 96🔥 84😁 59😐 27😥 Final score: 615 Fucking Tahiti…

www.maptap.gg March 30 98🔥 98🔥 78👏 92🏆 98🎯 Final score: 922

Hey whatever happened to that little girl who Ant and Dec made cry on live tv that one time?

Does it work properly? No. Are the people making it acting in good faith? No. Have they ensured it can't be used maliciously? No. Does it make people's lives better? No. Will it make people's lives better? No. Is it profitable? No. Is it popular? No. Is it harmless? No. The argument for AI.

2030 if I’m wildly optimistic. 2040 if I’m not.

I wonder if Nick Timothy even realises what a grubby little racist he is? Not out of any sense of muddled logic, or self delusion. I just think he’s *such* a fuckwit that he genuinely doesn’t realise how bigoted he is.

St Jude Thaddeus for the Spurs job. It’s the only appointment that makes sense.

Being as i took this outside and was gushing “Oo’s a pwetty little MOUSEY!” as I did, I’m going to say that this batch of mice have developed the same total lack of fear that the earlier lot had.

www.maptap.gg March 29 95🏅 83😁 90👑 83🌟 47😟 Final score: 748

When everything came to light about Gaiman, his fanbase pretty much entirely evaporated & his work is now largely unread. That, Harry Potter fans, is how you deal with a beloved literary figure turning out to be a complete fuckhead.

Christ, is he *still* not dead? Fucks sake…

There's a mad site selling football jerseys for ancient civilisations & empires - like Mycene, Babylon and Gilgamesh and it's fab...

www.maptap.gg March 28 97🔥 91👑 93🏆 96🔥 36🥶 Final score: 770

Old school play-acting and an incredibly shit referee. I love a football friendly, me. #ENGURU

What with the toon being understandably widely loathed due to being owned by a Saudi despot, it’s good to see the Mackems reminding everyone what arseholes they are.

And I think it's going to be a long long while 'Til I'm allowed to leave the Summerisle I'm being sacrificed to pagan gods Oh no no no It's a Wicker Man Wicker Man, burning up a virgin copper's bones.

www.maptap.gg March 27 99🎯 97🔥 94🏅 97🔥 99🎯 Final score: 972 Sorry @fourfoot.bsky.social

Did…did they starve that giant isopod?

We need a "working class history month". Remind people just where so many of our hard-fought rights come from and why those in power are so hell-bent on convincing so many people that minorities are the problem.

In a world filled to the brim with all manner of ghastly people, I do hold a special torch for this one as a dark horse contender in the category “Most punchable, awful bastard” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Threatening to assassinate more of the Iranian leadership is a bold move when they’re kind of famous for sponsoring terror groups to commit atrocities on foreign soil. Fortunately for America, Kash Patel is in charge of the FBI now. So I’m sure there’s nothing for anyone to worry about there.

It’s almost ten o clock. Time for Our Tune with Simon Bates.

"You'll never manage twelve" I told her. "You'll do yourself a mischief." "Bollocks" she shout-burped, crunching flat another of the cans of Karpackie bought from the nearby sklep and tossing it over the hedge behind us. "A bet's a bet, you soppy twat." She opened her ninth of the morning & slurped.

December 2008. Sandringham. Me and Liz, six cans deep, taking turns to burp different swearwords. Hell of a night and I’ve never seen any monarch cut her lip shotgunning a can of Faxe since.

www.maptap.gg March 26 88🎉 95🏅 94🏅 97🔥 77👏 Final score: 893

If I knew viewing Guernica would put money directly into the pockets of a still living Pablo Picasso, who had announced publicly that he would be using that money to terrorize, harm, and kill women, not only would I not go view Guernica, it would fundamentally change the meaning of Guernica as art.

www.maptap.gg March 25 93🏆 96🏅 90👑 93🏆 94🏅 Final score: 930

Town cryers should be reintroduced, but for telling everyone what bin night it is.

If Kasabian were a piece of furniture.

I think we can agree that Trump would do anything to distract from the Epstein files. That being the case, if there were any files showing the “truth” of what happened on 9/11, they would’ve been released.