This whole interview used to be on YouTube. It was so good and I wish I'd saved it. I probably only have one thing in common with Richard Pryor, but I'm very glad it's that we were both mauled by Rod Hull and Emu.

My parents.

This Rapture could’ve been an email.

"people in this country have had enough of experts" This is what you get when you entertain sentiments like this

x is such a weird place man

I don’t know why she’s leaving, Or where she’s gonna go, I guess she’s got her reasons, But I just don't wanna know, Cause for twenty-four years I've been

My ten fave sitcoms: Not Like That, Exploding Andrew! The Clinic Stu vs. Stu I Married a Hen The Doggers Help I’m a Liquid No Further Questions M’Lud Graham Cubed The Gravy Men Whatever Happened to the Gravy Men?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s by Deep Blue Something. The aural equivalent of a Bill Clinton fuck denial.

Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke. Russell Brand New Heavies. Utterly vile.

Parklife by Blur. Like watching your mum do blackface.

For every like this post gets I will be unnecessarily unpleasant about a song I don’t care for.

said the opposite of this re: Glinner

From this day in 2017.

Idea to combat the ongoing, widespread mental health issues plaguing society: STOP MAKING LIFE A JOYLESS TRUDGE TO THE GRAVE AND GIVE US SOME FUCKING HOPE.

Favourite 10 TV comedies in no particular order: Malcolm in the Middle Community Arrested Development Spaced Monty Python’s Flying Circus Phoenix Nights The Day Today Blackadder II Detectorists Man Stroke Woman

Betty appears to have dissolved into a puddle of cat. #ProofOfCat

Boba has entered that German Expressionist phase that so many young cats go through nowadays.

I did a writing

I see the Corbyn/Sultana political project is collapsing into a clusterfuck of infighting and factionalism. That took, what, 6 months? Shame the left are so shit at presenting a United front, innit?

This works beautifully for the ongoing Tory/Reform crossover too…

I’m waiting on an insurance payout because of the Parkinson’s. It’s taking a while, which is fairly standard. However, in my head I’m all: m.youtube.com/watch?v=XXTz...

"Lee Harvey who now?"

Calling Jeffrey Epstein ‘the paedophile financier’ makes him sound like something from Patisserie Valerie

Got a feeling that some of the narratives being pushed about the Kirk shooter by the authorities are going to provide an “OJ’s glove” moment in any future trial.

A lesson that a man cannot learn too early in life is that if a woman is striding purposefully toward you in heels like this, you have fucked up to a degree you're not talking your way out of.

-Style Pizza xkcd.com/3142/

I saw goody proctor celebrating charlie kirk’s assassination

👇👇

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

My sleep recording app seems to have captured part of the dream featuring Glinner what I had last night

Starmer is starting to put me in mind of Neville Chamberlain…not necessarily as weak or as bad as he sometimes appears to be, but absolutely the wrong person to be in charge at what feels like a key moment.

Quite enjoying seeing all the twats abandoning the sinking Tory ship…

I can’t believe I have been victim of a smear campaign, says person working for a smear campaign

Ok, found justification for an MP still to be using X.

Nobody commenting on how most of the "free speech" protestors are fighting age men

Poor Ricky Hatton. Look after each other; bad mental health is killing too many of us.

I see Fashtonbury has descended into cokey violence with all the inevitability of drinking six cans of Fosters and subsequently pissing against a national monument

Make a band singular: Sly

Went to a scarecrow festival today. Because when summer is over, folk horror begins…

Would this sort of take been the norm when Ernst Rohm got offed? Would Horst Wessel get this kind of soft-soap “Maybe we’re not on the precipice of something truly awful” write up?

I’m not going to learn what a groyper is, or believes, or whatever. Not when the phrase “racist shithead” is sitting there, just begging to be used.

Groypers is the small service before Vespers where one offers thanks to God that one is white, heterosexual, male, and celibate.

Piece of shit murdered by even bigger piece of shit shat out by the murdered piece of shit.

Republican Flip Flop

Maybe DB Cooper shot Charlie Kirk?

This is how we know it was another white supremacist

Interesting way to detonate your whole livelihood…