Don’t break up on social media, kids. It’s just plain rude.

It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.

Starbucks’ CEO makes 6,666x what the average @sbworkersunited.org barista does. It would take less than one day of sales to finalize a fair contract. Baristas at Starbucks corporate stores nationwide are on strike to fight this corporate greed and get the fair contract they deserve.

"300 agents stormed the building, rappelled from a helicopter, knocked down doors and hurled flash-bang grenades. Agents ziptied and detained many US citizens for hours..." Prosecutors have not filed a *single* criminal charge against anyone arrested that night: www.propublica.org/article/chic...

Odd that the DoJ is opening an investigation into the Epstein files since they said in July that there was no client list and nothing to release.

So, a bunch of my friends back in college actually researched the potential future mRNA applications could have. I genuinely thought it sounded magical, something that might happen in the next century. And now it's real! It's effective!

They're shorting BlackRock to cover USO

when youre coding & switch from listening to sad indie music to metal

Keep spreading kindness. It matters. #WorldKindnessDay

Emails sparked the beginning of our national nightmare. Perhaps emails will end it.

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When Massachusetts passed a "millionaires tax" in 2023, conservatives claimed the rich would flee. But two years later, they haven't — and MA has collected $5.7B for infrastructure and public education. A reminder that positive change can still happen at the state level.

An Illinois Judge orders release of Hundreds of immigrants that were rounded up and arrested with no due process. immigrantjustice.org/press-releas...

The International Criminal Court (ICC) has stated that the US air strikes on “alleged” drug smuggling boats will be treated under international law as crimes against humanity.

Verizon will begin the largest layoffs in its history next week, cutting 15,000 workers. But at least they can legally say Merry Christmas again.

Father of two, Silverio Villegas Gonzalez, senselessly killed by ICE He had no criminal history, just traffic tickets. He was a soft-spoken man who left his quiet village years ago for economic opportunity in the US and worked long hours to support his two children. www.reuters.com/world/us/chi...

This vote was a HELL NO from me. I won't stand by while Republicans continue to strip healthcare for millions of people, just to give another tax break to big tech billionaires. I’m not giving up, and neither should you.

The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.

Like it was yesterday

Remember Virginia.🕊️

"Truth Social seemed like it was going to be an echo chamber that did nothing for him. Trump ended up getting even more radicalized while he was in exile at Mar-a-Lago on that platform, marinating in memes. His posts got more unhinged. He got more into QAnon and reposted white supremacist accounts."

Here's a github repo with the code + how you can do this yourself if you'd like: github.com/paulgp/epste...

So OpenAI -> money to : Microsoft -> money to: Github **for some reason , -> money to: Nvidia (for more GPUs) -> Softbank who *doesn't* break the Monopoly -> continues the Circle of Life *que music* OpenAI somehow wins, Elon shakes everyone's hand, GPT forever....?

Softbank on Tuesday disclosed it had sold its entire $5.8 billion stake in Nvidia to fund its investments in ChatGPT-maker OpenAI.

LOUDLY* this is pissing me off

Wow, Stormy Daniels talked about this too. So many similarities between them.

NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find: - NONE of the arrested were criminally charged - NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists." - ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.

what's USO at, he's right on my ass"

Sometimes the truth escapes like a cat out a door you thought was closed.

Tell Congress Right Now: Pass the bipartisan Epstein Files Transparency Act

AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"

With over 380 million barrels of Russian oil now floating on the world's oceans in search of buyers that don't want to buy, and daily costs exceeding $100,000/day for each tanker, things are not looking good for the core of Russia's economy.

Jeff has a tiny throne next to Namor

A Year In Review

Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.

Bloomberg Opinion on X

On Veterans Day we honor those courageous men and women who answered the call and swore an oath to protect and defend the Constitution 🙏

The dog that hasn't barked... Code = he's in the soup & 👌

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