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There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.

Democratic leadership is terrified of being seen on the side of the people of Minneapolis, least they lose the potential future support of pro-cop people whose support they do not and never will have.

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His name is Liam Ramos, and he is 5. He was abducted from Minneapolis and trafficked to a detention camp in Texas.

ICE should be dismantled immediately.  I will not support funding for the Department of Homeland Security when ICE and Border Patrol agents are assaulting protestors, detaining and arresting people with impunity, inciting violence, and shooting and killing American citizens.  Read my statement:

They literally will be labeled anti-law enforcement no matter what by MAGA so stfu and do the right thing you fucking spineless dolts

They are sending more armed forces to harass the local PTOs who are just trying to protect kids and other community members from being kidnapped That's the story and it should be on every damn front page in the country

In all seriousness I think it's time we stop expecting more from The Washington Post (a Bezos-owned publication that refused to endorse anyone by owner fiat) or The New York Times (with its documented desire to fan flames of transphobia) and instead recognize them as right wing propaganda rags.

Our legacy news media will not survive this period in American history, nor should they.

Its happening!

This is literally a plot point in D2: The Mighty Ducks

[P] Reuters is quoting two anonymous but verified sources that Air Force One was forced to turn around because President Trump somehow managed to eat a bunch of rope and clogged the airplane toilet with the rope and now he's tied to the toilet because a bunch of the rope is still inside his butt

Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle https://theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-relative-calm-of-president-a-giant-pedophile-news-cycle/

Keep it up, fellow anarchists ✨

The little kids at the elementary school down the way are having a protest and they're just chanting "ICE IS BAD!" and 😭😭😭

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This must hit so good if you’re stupid

There’s struggle, then there’s Taaka on two cards struggle

bad and naughty children get put in the COLD HOLE to atone for their crimes

The details are horrific. “He was just lifeless, like he had foam around his mouth... He had tears coming out of his eyes. I was giving him mouth-to-mouth, and I remember stopping, and I said, ‘I will give you all my breath ‘til you get yours back.’”

every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s

it actions like this that make people, especially gen z, despise the democratic party. what are we doing here

Re-upping this. Thanks again for making it, @ziibiing.com. www.standwithminnesota.com

The one totally meaningless thing that would completely rule would be if the pope excommunicated jd Vance. Low stakes, would change nothing, but would provoke a lot of really funny reactions from people I universally hate. It would be really great. He should do it.

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I have seen so many versions of this objetively H O R R E N D O U S take! You are positing giving a squad of irritable maniacs with a violent streak infinite government resources, protection and objective approval VS just the same assholes left to their own devices. This isn’t a discussion.

Redactedly, lol

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Happening Now: Students have walked out of school and are protesting against ICE in Saint Paul, Minnesota

Called my representative to make sure she signed onto the Noem impeachment and she had! Takes two minutes, be nice but forceful. Politics is old guard things like phone calls to the office actually matter a lot. 5calls.org

You can feel the Democratic voting base opting out every time Schumer opens his mouth. Just completely useless for this moment, and it's becoming increasingly clear that that's by design.

To any ICE agents reading this who are from down south—you have never experienced anything like this cold. Our European climate equivalent is literally Stalingrad. It will hurt to breathe. You will be outside in it. So will we, but we are used to it. Next week is what will break you.

People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .

Bandcamp is announcing that they're prohibiting music created wholly or with subtantial use of AI

Tbh I don’t care that he flipped someone off, it’s like hearing Hitler yelled at a dog once

Oh yeah? Bet.

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Vile. It’s not enough that they robbed her of a wife and robbed her child of a mother - they have to annihilate this family, because in so doing, they believe they can make themselves heroes. It is obscene that they be allowed to continue in this conduct.

Shut the government down.

Prison for all ICE scumbags. Misogynist, racist, fascist losers who’ve been told they’re above the law. They all need to be thrown in a fucking dungeon for life.

I’m fucking crying

prosecutors only do this when a case is so strong and obviously good that prosecuting it would be way too easy.

What with the nazi invasion of our town and all, I forgot about this fun thing happening in San Francisco next week: Janet Varney, @hodgman.bsky.social, @frankconniff.bsky.social, @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social, Kevin Murphy, Cole Stratton and me doing funny riffs on some weird short films!

Once upon a time, Dilbert creator Scott Adams got big mad at me for talking about his failed line of burritos (the Dilberrito).

White supremacist talking points. No dog whistles.