This Ohtani-to-Vlad transition by the FOX crew meets the moment.

TWO intentional walks?! Nah fuck 'em up Freddie

That man was out by 15 miles lmao

Not quite as cold as being intentionally walked with the bases loaded but being walked bottom of the 9th in the World Series is legendary shit

a few notes on thanksgiving

Note 3) if you struggle with reading comprehension... now is not the time to make that struggle our meal

Note 2) if you were not paying attention in high school physics ... you have no business deep frying a turkey

Brian Kelly getting beat worse than Colorado is really funny considering that first half of Colorado-Utah

man it’s funny as hell that Brian Kelly fucked up the “look we don’t want to fire you” meeting

I call Brian Kelly "1024 Megabytes", cuz he's getting gigged

What did I just watch

"Damn these stones got hands" - the next verse

The Oklahoma City Thunder fans to Steven Adams vs Kevin Durant

Oh, right

"You don't control me!" I yell at the people on the internet as I reflexively do the opposite of what they want.

god that's incredible kentucky (derogatory)

Every presidential election year:

IOWA INTENSIFIES

Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.

Is this gonna be the bullshit Aaron Rodgers Hail Mary?

Y'all really getting torched by Joe Flacco in the year 2025 embarrassing lmao

If he averages 200 yards for the rest of the season, he'll be top 10 in passing yards in Bears history passing Justin Fields. They have been a franchise since 1920 lmao

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YOU CAN LOOK AT THE SCORE OF THE NORTHWESTERN GAME NOW

The restaurant staff as I head to the buffet again

FSU over Alabama going in the pantheon of Week 1 Overreaction games

All credit to @edsbs.bsky.social for recognizing this

Michael Barrett appreciation post

ICE: The Kicker

Yea so I think we may need to apologize to Quinn Ewers

Finally James Franklin has evolved from not winning the big games to not winning the small games

Change in Headline

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

I continue to think that one of the reasons this country is falling apart is the wholesale abandonment of public virtue as a broadly shared aspiration. Or even something people should be embarrassed about if they don’t have it.

LMMAAOOOOOO Illinois vs USC

Notre Dame just faked a punt up 42-13. Some absolute hater shit.

I'm sorry passing coordinator WHO?!

They say Nostradamus' predictions are too vague to take seriously but I find his assertion that "2025 will be fuckin shithousery squared" chillingly accurate

Parents after following RFK Jr's medical advice

*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk

Me every year as a Chicago sports fan

Price of the brick going down, call it infrastructure week

The Bears tried this but everyone was like "No Jay Cutler you have to act like a leader"

Brent Pry and the Fullcast will both be on LinkedIn tonight but for totally different reasons

I didn't know being ejected meant you can still be on the sidelines

Here's something I've been wondering this whole time: if/when Republicans are out of power, how exactly are we gonna be able to restore the confidence of other countries for these workers leaving to come back? Because simply not having Trump as president isn't gonna be enough to do that

Dragonball Z-ass backfield