i can't be the only person who thinks we can solve this with a late-night sober cafe/community center + queer free library that gets in trouble on Instagram for not paying its workers and closes after eight months

I just wanna add that we are in the exact same market conditions as the video game crash of the 1980s. Except this one might be significantly worse.

We're preparing to launch a @kickstarter.com campaign for our indie tactical shooter 🎮 youtu.be/PI8MA09me90 #indiedev #indiegame #gamedev #Unity3d

I would like a physical copy of my game please.

The actual shocker is that these guys were still around after the New Vegas console ports. Anyone remember those?

remember when Nintendo tried to pivot to a predatory mobile games model right immediately after Iwata died and it failed miserably

my radical gaming opinion is that id rather see 10-15 year old games getting their source code release rather than be republished by some bloodsucking ghoul publisher like a limited run games. i dont feel its preservation if you effectively just release a rom in a launcher for $25 on a new system

Woke up in Geneva, oh man, I did it again, didn't I?

Get your bitch ass up before I slap the dog shit out of you, I believe in you, you can accomplish anything you want in this life

xbox: training for the "slam your dick in the car door" world championships playstation: tuned into paranoia agent episode 8 on repeat nintendo: gifted high school burnout turned to meth steam: moving like jeffery epstein

this love and deepspace thing. dude. i need a 3 hour video essay right now

NOOO!!!!

I love how necromancy in Runescape is worked into a hero skill by just having you ask the souls nicely to work with you rather than enslaving them

They're talking about the PS6 as if there are any other advancements they could make other than going back to RISC-based CPUs. Not that impressive of a selling point to either players or developers. We already got super fast I/O, ray tracing, upscaling, what more could they even do?

why does the photo on the left look like this

My Own Big Fat Greek Wet Hot American Summer (Shove It)

what if cyclopse fired a blue laser and said BAJA BLAST @tacobell ?

100 DAY RESET

Sega has to be studied as one of those ancient kings that spent frivolous amounts of money on hedonistic bullshit because of lead poisoning

Kid named Sudden Industry Collapse

oh hell yes, love it when the thread is: a good bot running on energy efficient decades-old mad libs technology, vs, some weird LLM driven crank simulator bot posing as a news source

There's a very special game celebrating its 25th birthday today: Ion's Storm's cult classic ANACHRONOX. This is one wild, ambitious game with oodles of heart. One of those games where a western dev wanted to make something like a JRPG. It's pretty much the Fifth Element as an RPG.

DIY > AI

I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug

how do i get my bluesky to look like this

just came across a "2d findom account" and not to kinkshame but you're venmoing a png you fucking dumbass please check yourself

herculean levels of passive voice here for what has been a butchering of thousands of livelihoods over the course of years at the hands of incompetent executives. no shade to whatever poor community manager had to write this image lol

It was always fun writing for Tansut, because we, the writers, would just sit around the room talking like Don Kennedy. Pretty much anything you said in a Don Kennedy voice was funny.

YO WE TAKE THOSE

What if there was a game like FTL scaled up to Space Colony size?

Id say this is Cruelty Squad dialog but it's closer to Psycho Patrol R. I would stay at this character's inn to restore my fatigue.

I think we gotta bring this one back after this week

why does everything need a dating sim and a body pillow and shit. this fad needs to fuck off into the sunset.

All this new jax art pissing me off so bad it looks like @bunnydudette.bsky.social 😭😭

I would much rather have to deal with AI slop in open repos than Corporate slop in closed repos. Anyone can fix the former. No one capable wants to fix the latter.

Shut the fuck up. You want to be nasty own it. You selling titty milk like it on the menu at Baskin Robins. Stop being a dumb bitch. The only health benefit is attracting simps. Now put that shit in a wifu cup with tits they gotta suck on and you got yourself a product. You're welcome. FUCK.

Xbox has the opportunity to do the most fucked up but funny thing ever

don't think we forgot about you. #missionhill

youtu.be/BOHqG1nc_tw eternal video

classic children's songs, such as, "everyone died in the plague", "Popeye lives in the garbage and burned his penis off", and "in France they have erotic peep shows"