[♪♪♪] #missionhill

And you don't know anything about music! #missionhill

But we're all having such a great time. #missionhill

I hate to break it to you, #missionhill

S1E0: "Intro", originally aired September 21, 1999 #missionhill

Hey! #missionhill

[GASPS] #missionhill

Andy, that is pornography. #missionhill

Oh. #missionhill

Yes. And I'm completely ashamed. #missionhill

Here goes. #missionhill

It's our only hope. #missionhill

Hey. We were Playboy's number-six party school. #missionhill

Thank you both. #missionhill

[EXPLOSION] #missionhill

so we can blow off work. #missionhill

Oh! #missionhill

Uh, don't ask me, kid. #missionhill

marinating in your essence for weeks! #missionhill

Mmm! #missionhill

S1E11: "Stories of Hope and Forgiveness (or Day of the Jackass)", originally aired July 28, 2002 #missionhill

Okay. But I'd be lying. #missionhill

Thanks. #missionhill

It was nice working with you. #missionhill

As soon as I find the exit. #missionhill

But if there's a gun, you flush it down the toilet #missionhill

Ssh! #missionhill

All them sperm donations finally pay off? #missionhill

[MOANING] #missionhill

showing up at the dance without my own kid? #missionhill

Wondering if I might #missionhill

What the hell was that? #missionhill

Mind if I join you? #missionhill

to a lot of X-rated movies together. #missionhill

Why? What are they? #missionhill

[SCREAMS] #missionhill

And nobody saw anything, right? #missionhill

[WHIMPERS] #missionhill

Hm, hm, hm. #missionhill

Charlton Hestopolis and Paul McNewman. #missionhill

Gus, your hands are freezing. #missionhill

My script was called They Come From the Stars. #missionhill

Hey, Toby, you snooze you lose. #missionhill

In these modern times, nobody's business is private. #missionhill

S1E1: "Pilot (or The Douchebag Aspect)", originally aired September 21, 1999 #missionhill

And I love hanging out with my new friends #missionhill

Ah! Ooh! Aye! Aah! Woo! #missionhill

Well, it would be funnier if the caption said, #missionhill

BOTH: Babylon 5! #missionhill

Aha. #missionhill