the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

Make it stick.

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

I continue to be gobsmacked at 1) how common this formulation is 2) how antisemitic and generally bigoted it is 3) and how for all the talk of anti-semitism this is never cited as an example even though it’s quite literally the original incarnation.

Yeah this will make it more popular, sure.

I still cannot believe there are people in this province that are OK with their ERs closing, their schools crumbling, their transportation links dying, while the Premier of the province continues to throw their $$$ at Toronto-centric white elephant projects.

6 March 1936 | Dutch Jewish boy, Hartog Levie, was born in Amsterdam. In November 1943 he was deported to #Auschwitz from #Westerbork. He was murdered in a gas chamber after arrival selection. --- ▶ A short video showing the ruins of gas chamber and crematorium III: https://bit.ly/4ql4LTV

Looks like four Dems need some primary opponents.

Talk to POTUS, Derek.

ladies and gentlemen, i am so pleased to introduce the next secretary of homeland security

Incredible anyone would watch this and think “that’s my guy!”

Damn, I may have to watch this season now.

very aspect of life in this country is designed so that people do not form bonds or relationships with other people, it's wild to watch in action. Never seen divide and conquer applied this rigorously to a domestic population that is not under foreign occupation

For him life is just one big TV show, offered up for ratings. Makes it all easier for him to deal with the horrible reality of his empty, loveless, pathetic life.

What sucks is when you have to get that much plastic surgery for your job but you get fired and they don’t let you return your face to the store

His mum gave him two names with the idea that she would later change it to one or the other, but then she forgot. (Honestly that's the story. I had assumed it was just a typo.)

Now she has plenty of time to spend with her precious blanky.

Ah yes this has the real flavor of Orwell via brainyquote - also attributed to Churchill but actually from a Washington Times film critic in a column titled ‘The Perils of Passive Sex’

FWIW, Orwell never said that

Loudmouthed idiot recognizes loudmouthed idiot.

100 girls are dead because of generative AI

Psychologists have a term for a person whose behavior shows an inability to model how other people will respond to their actions

5 March 1937 | French Jewish girl, Charlotte Rotsztajn, was born in Paris. She was deported to #Auschwitz from #Drancy on 11 September 1942 and murdered in a gas chamber after arrival selection. --- ▶ Video about the first two gas chambers created near Auschwitz II-Birkenau: https://bit.ly/3MtiLwY

There’s another horrific video circulating on the timeline and this is my regular gentle and loving reminder to *turn off autoplay* on your videos so you can give consent to see these things.

i'm taking a brave stance that may get me canceled: there is no reason for the pervert glasses to exist

IRAN WAR OPERATIONAL TIMEFRAME, ACCORDING TO WHITE HOUSE/PENTAGON: Saturday: “days” Sunday: “a week” Monday: “four weeks” Tuesday: “four to five weeks” Wednesday: “eight weeks” They have no idea what they are doing or what they have unleashed.

David Attenborough [whispering]: “As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

I wish more of the public understood that Premillennialism has driven GOP support for Israel over decades. Bibi/Israel's' Right Wing has used this to maintain US support across party lines. Conservative Protestants through white Christian Nationalists support a Israel to bring on the end times ⬇️

It appears we may have replaced Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khamenei

Tuesday 🎬 #filmsky #moviesky #cinema

I believe he answered that question in the preceding statement.

10/10 No notes.

I'm so fucking tired of religious freedom only being one directional and all a lie to assert dominion over other human beings who should have the same rights www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...

So Trump is an idiot who got played? Sounds about right.

DC journalists have a golden opportunity. Just say something like "since they will be honoring an avowed enemy of free speech and a free press, I will not be attending the Correspondents' Association dinner this year." It's telling how many will not, even when handed to them on a silver platter.

Ben Mulroney accidentally shares video with fake footage of him being a respected media figure

3 March 1931 | German Jewish boy, Stefan Breslauer, was born in Leipzig. He emigrated to the Netherlands in 1938. In September 1944 he was deported from #Westerbork to #Theresienstadt ghetto. On 19 October 1944 he was deported to #Auschwitz. He was murdered in a gas chamber.

If I argued in court “when my client punched the victim, he was defending himself because his friend was about to punch the victim and my client thought this would have prompted the victim to punch him in response,” I’d lose my license to practice law.

Dolly Parton is what every billionaire should be: not a billionaire because she gives too much money away.

Story time, y'all, about the time I witnessed nearly this exact scenario play out in real time. It's 2003 or 2004. Serena, Venus, Anna Kournikova, and Brenda Shultz-McCarthy played an indoor exhibition event at Rupp Arena. Both Williams sisters had won majors at this point. 🧵/x

LOOK AT THAT LITTLE GENTLEMAN

Ben Mulroney has a job?

he inherited a plumbing business and never served

"An evil man will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes" , Sun Tzu

Jesus what a sad farce.

Woo hoo again!!!

Woo hoo!!!

This is just idiotic. Think of how many Taliban leaders we killed in Afghanistan. Guess who still runs Afghanistan?