I'm starting to get replies from people who are clearly just searching for specific terms and I am Not A Fan

what is a podcast. like actually, what is it. it's like a blog? or a crypto thing? I can't keep up with all these fake words

I have a pretty low opinion of LLMs and there are a ton of totally valid reasons they suck, but it's always annoying to me when people criticize them for things that are also applicable to other more conventional sources

are problems with auditory processing an ADHD thing or an autism thing

vote @wittywebhandle.bsky.social for NYC mayor

for every chitchat question a cashier asks you you get to shoplift one (1) item, maximum retail value $9

I'll stop using self checkout when the regular checkout line has an option to decline conversation

seems like roughly every hundred years humanity develops a group of people that need to be hanged while snotting and crying how they were just following orders

No Love Deep Web. send post.

without a shred of irony, the band of This Very Moment is death grips

(I wasn't the one who posted a death threat, btw)

Conventionally Attractive Person With Vitiligo Still Conventionally Attractive

If Minneapolis elects Frey you are just not a serious city. Don't bother us with your little in-the-know Minneapolisisms anymore. They are no longer cute. Learn to say "duck-duck-goose" like every other normal dipshit in this country who can't stop electing right wing Democrats.

Tom Waits for no man

ACAB includes cilantro

an attack on will stancil is an attack on every mediocre white liberal

[to the tune of My Little Pony] Autistic husband, ADHD wife

is there a mr-13

Being fenian-shamed by a middle-aged woman from Grimsby is not how I imagined my Wednesday night would go.

GOOD GOD BIDEN LOOKS OLD

I finished my first Hip Hop mixtape. My name for this project is Anechka the Rabbit. The mixtape is called Commodity//Fetishist. If you like Trip-Hop, Kool Keith, Slick Rick and Early 2000s Def Jux records, it's possible you may enjoy this record. soundcloud.com/anechka-the-...

This is some high quality alt-text

Listen to my new song! It's called Midwest Girls. If you like drum n' bass beats, angry lyrics and bitchin guitar solos, its's possible you may rock the fuck out to this.

what's up with this kids head

Injectium Testosterosa

Malik Beasley always has the signature wiggle on made 3s. Giannis blocks his 3 and wiggles at him 🤣🤣🤣 Malik DID NOT appreciate it 💀💀💀

just got a pornbot follow, such a throwback

"chemist" is a weird word for pharmacy, but then again so is drug store, so who's to say what's right or wrong in this topsy turvy world of ours

i keep thinking about this

in case you aren't familiar

"Well I say, I say, I say" lookin ass

honestly you could build a solid blocklist just by searching "she owes us nothing"

Minnesota karma train, activate!

"ED does not have the authority to unilaterally overrule the will of Congress. The current uncertainty and threats would penalize the most vulnerable children in MN and are a distraction from the good work we need to do to ensure every student has access to a world-class education."

Hey guys, this is pretty cool

I truly don't believe he understands bribery, on a very fundamental level. I really think he just expects to be given things because...well why wouldn't he?

The Good Will Hunting bar scene but Matt Damon is berating the pretentious Harvard student about how the latter's Trump impression is still based around going "yuge" and "bigly"

how long did Keith Olbermann end up doing that "days since George Bush declared mission accomplished" bit. is he still doing it?

i feel this way about single stall bathrooms that go out of their way to say they're gender inclusive as if that wasn't their definition by default

Black Mirror only had one good episode, fight me

your body is a wonderland? great, mine is a tj maxx

my hometown ABC affiliate is transfem coded

god I fucking hate being literate

you never talk to an onion when it's in the middle of a no hitter

I know where my people are. They’re in my phone