lmao

rereading v for vendetta for the first time in probably 15 years for podcasting purposes and god dammit alan moore

Bryce Bryse Brice Brise Brse Brs Brb Bb Ryan Braun

One thing about the whole "we have to run rough-hewn manly dudebros to beat them at their own game" theory is this describes, to within a rounding error, zero notable Republican politicians.

1. thought we dfa'd him 2. remember him as a bad outfielder to be clear, this season has been incredible, but also sometimes wonder if we've padded our win total thru a bot farm somehow

1. thought we dfa'd him 2. remember him as a bad outfielder to be clear, this season has been incredible, but also sometimes wonder if we've padded our win total thru a bot farm somehow

wisCAHNsin

pausa de hidratación

already been mentioned a thousand times but sophia is incredible at her job

these cardinals beat the Cubs 17-1 last week

sanchez taking 4 straight 35 mph eephus pitches for that walk is such a troll. haha fuck yeah

gross gas, indeed

miz and gasser combining for 15 innings during this stretch might be the cribbage board game of 2025

kling and dropo

if i were the cardinals i would've had both starting pitchers go seven strong. seems like a no brainer

theyre going to waste all their runs, save some for tomorrow (my dad probably)

oli marmol bullpen management

oli marmol going to make schuster run laps around the stadium

kid definitely has that cain swag

JOEY!!!

lol tarps off in a half empty busch stadium is like christmas lights in april

heyyyOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!

man, watching big time divisional baseball is *incredible* up by 7 games. highly recommend

"I think when baseball players feel that freedom, they play really well." --Tim Dillard

my favorite thing about the church we’re rehearsing in is this gallery of paintings of the apostles where they all look like the Oak Ridge Boys

would love to know the brewers ops during at bats when sophia does her updates from the field.

every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts!

Taylor Swift Adds Additional Wedding Dates In L.A., Miami, Boston

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

and after all it’s called soccer ball

wonderwall is such an awkward singalong lmfao

why did we ever do away with bullpen cars? my god, we should so obviously bring them back

on earth 2 there's a famous gag based on losing patience/losing patients in the spirit of don't call me shirley

god bless america sung by a cop literally named "service"

erm . . . why did they pinch hit for bauers????

contreras has to score on that?

yes! (corny wet call, levering)

come on sweet sweet regression

A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.

damn woodey

ughhhhhhhhh . . . come on . . .

if joey swings at the first pitch I swear to god

They're gonna put these guns at the top of a hill so Robert E. Lee can tell his guys to run straight at them

Audra Martin just reported that #MNTwins were only issued one special 4th of July jersey per player for today, and that EVEN IF IT TEARS OR IS BLED ON, THEY’D HAVE TO RUN IT BY MLB TO SEE IF THE PLAYER COULD PLAY WITH A NORMAL JERSEY. Anyone feeling a different approach than with, say, Pride hats?

We're so starving for consequences we're reading Vatican press releases