Oh so this platform just allows schematics for deadly weapons to be posted without any regard to safety?

This just in from Twitter.

This guy.

My one regret of the night is that Sliwa didn’t beat Cuomo. You disappointed us all, Staten Island.

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

Oh like we all don’t wish we could still poop in a fancy catering hall’s bathroom? Brooklynites are still mourning the loss of Grand Prospect Hall!

no, no, code UP, stupid

Please note this is a Cuomo ad meant to make Sliwa look bad, as opposed to an endearing tertiary character from a 90s sitcom.

When will NYC pass an amendment making it illegal for early voting sites to not have Halloween-themed stickers on October 31? #disenfranchised

another gender-swapped remake literally nobody asked for 🙄

If you’re cold, they’re cold. LET. THEM. IN.

This sign is old enough to vote, isn’t it.

Guy who declared New York City is the [insert country here] of America now has strong opinions on how all those places apparently suck.

Wow, they do move fast, we only had our transit funding impounded THIS MONTH

Whoops

Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

“i was married, but i’m not married anymore. women don’t like the vehicle.”

He's going to become a chiropractor.

This fucking guy right here (complimentary).

Healthcare mood

I’m not sure you should trust AI to give you medical advice because Spotify’s AI is telling me that Kittie’s nu metal smash hit, Brackish, is a cover song.

Why yes, I do know about sports and all the teams, so I needed this hoodie.

“I think when you’re a creative person, you have an active imagination, and part of that imagination should be spent on pettiness.” – @roxanegay.bsky.social on why it’s good to have a nemesis (or two or three or ten) at today’s @creativemornings.bsky.social in NYC.

Out: “please don’t put in the newspaper that I’m mad.” In: “please don’t put in the court documents that the accusations were set to a catchy beat and propulsive baseline.”

Saw a really normal quiz trying to scare me about @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

I’m a good photographer.

It’s the weekend more unexpected bee posting (also apparently saw a really rare wasp with @nongebrokts.bsky.social but I’m not trying to get into a wasp’s business).

Coolest and most expensive self portrait

Is it bad that ice cream trucks are roaming Brooklyn in October. 80 degrees is normal right?

Me, telling my Ashkenazi Jewish cat to stop eating plastic

Stay hydrated!

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

the point of having a comms team, just so everyone is clear, is not only to write better statements than you (which everyone arrogantly thinks they don't need) but also to give others the power to take your phone away when needed, because this is patently embarrassing at this point.

On the case of the Maine milk-truck drivers who, for want of a comma, won an appeal against their employer, Oakhurst Dairy.

Women be s̶h̶o̶p̶p̶i̶n̶g̶ long-hairing.

First time this guy has ever made me laugh

What will poor Eric Adams do for work? That’s nbody’s business but the Turks!

Industry City’s events are really trying to be big tent by having a Magical Girls anime festival near the Grateful Dead tribute bands concert.

Glad that the chaos demographic got representation.

They’re letting Bloody Mary into millions of American homes and Chris is laughing

Adbusters but not depressing is an extremely good way to describe @theonion.com

Bees sure are enjoying this nice uhhhh summer in fall weather.

It’s important to have your shirt and socks match.

As someone with a severe case of video game brain, I can’t stress how annoyed I am that these weirdos are ruining the idea of “glasses that let me see a little map display on them in the corner and what time it is in another corner like if I was playing an open world game”

Okay it’s three seasons but Future Man.

Todd Draws The Wheel of Time, Book 10 Crossroads of Twilight - Chapter 04 - The Tale of a Doll #ToddDrawsWoT #TheWheelofTime #WheelOfTime #WoTSkies #WoTSky #WoTBookSpoilers

Sure wish NYC made it easier to get the latest COVID booster when I tried to get it last week!

The early 00s are back, baby (oh no).