Make a porn wholesome: Debbie Does Taxes

I've had my song parody youtube channel in its current version for almost 5 years. Still hard to tell if my confidence in its quality is misplaced. The feedback I've gotten has been almost exclusively positive. But hasn't been a lot of feedback. Open to suggestions re changing that.

Thinking of doing a capella covers on YouTube every weekday of songs I like and maybe some that are suggested here. I'm not a pro-level singer but I like to sing and I may have some natural talent buried under my lack of formal training.

I'm not sure if I know how to do side by side photos for a comfort movie. But I am also not sure that I have a comfort movie. Pretty sure I haven't watched anything twice in the past 5 years.

My work here is don’t.

Nobody seconds that emotion anymore and that's sad

I did 5 pushups yesterday and my sides hurt now. Might be a clear lesson here.

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno Mars walk into a bar..... They didn’t planet that way.

Just got through my hundredth shrine in a Zelda game for the first time ever. The shrine itself was very easy. Took under a minute. The quest to get inside was a little harder.

I just watched the video. He did not say anything disrespectful about Charlie Kirk. If it's such a pernicious lie that the killer might have been a conservative, why hasn't anyone been able to definitely disprove that theory?

What a relief that we've spent the past decade wringing our hands about censorious leftist college students

Just submitted Mortuary to the FUMP for posting. It should be available in early October there and on various other music sites. It's already on YouTube

Even if the right-wing narrative is true and he isn't on the political right, a scholarship-earning college student would be perfectly capable of forming an opinion on his own without being "brainwashed" by others' negative opinions of Charlie Kirk.

I'm going to have to waste four big wheels to get an accurate screenshot for the music video I'll be having made later this month. That was a sentence that has almost definitely never been written before

I've made mistakes in judgment on more Saturdays than I'd like to admit. Tonight included. Tonight I ate raisins after 9pm

Me: Give it to me straight, doc Doctor: ANEMIA. LEAKY VALVE. ENZYME FAIL. FATAL WITHIN A WEEK Me: Now give it to me curvy Doctor: BOGUS BUG, BRO. GROSS CRUD. DO DRUGS, SO GOOD POOP OCCURS. GO DO DOC PROUD, DOG

Planning on going live on YouTube in half an hour (6 eastern) to talk about my past and upcoming videos and maybe other stuff. The link to my channel is in my profile.

Writing a review of the Bible as Ernest Hemingway Vengeful father. Forgiving son. Son dies.

Best pie: pumpkin Best ice cream: chocolate chip cookie dough Best donut: Boston creme Best bar: brownies Best cake: not sure, maybe tres leches Best other: Oreos

Spaghetti is just about the only meal I can cook. I don't make it in the correct, non-breaking way, but whenever I boil it it almost always tastes decent at a minimum. Especially when combined with microwaved sauce and meatballs.

While waiting for my dinner today, someone who was also waiting for his dinner started talking to me. I thought he was going to tell me that my shoes were untied. Nope. He announced that I looked like Jeff Van Gundy. Haven't heard that one before. Don't really want to hear it again.

I got to 1000 followers recently, but it doesn't really seem worth celebrating because of the quality of my following. Not you. Everyone who might be reading this seems fine. But I must have blocked almost 15% of my followers for being a porn account. And I think I missed a lot.

Trump as WW2 president: "We are very close to getting our troops to France. They will be on the beaches of Normandy very soon."

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the ring to Mordor

Since the beginning of 2021, I've put up 53 videos for song parodies that I've written. This has probably been just about the worst time in the history of YouTube for putting up song parody videos.

Decided to delete a couple of political posts due to concerns regarding a public sector job and the recent moderation activity here. I don't think any of my supervisors are aware if this account but would rather not risk it.

This is my first 9/11 here We don't know for 100% sure but it seems at least some of my stepfather's current illnesses are linked to debris from the collisions I was in a windowless college class when it first happened. Walked out and saw crying and didn't know why. Knew soon enough.

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

I do not give ants permission to crawl on me Repost this on your own page to prevent ants from crawling on you

I can't seem to figure out what brand this is or if it might be worth anything. Anyone know anything about jewelry and recognize anything about this?

No, I don't want to feel old. Sometimes I do anyway, but this is not a feeling I want to chase.

Don't cry out loud, Charlie Brown

Attn Oliver: This is the HOA. While it is entirely possible that Ms. Starshine enjoys your early morning singing song, her neighbors do not. Please keep your volume down until ten, thanks.

The only thing we never get tired of is complaining

6497 year old Elrond trying to hang with a bunch of 30-140 year olds

Honey Bunches of Oaks (acorns)

Frozen mini wheats

Our beautiful country is RESPECTED again! Other countries are crossing the street when they see us coming as a show of respect. Thank you!

This is probably as good of a time of year as any to start watching the Mets.

Does anyone know much about coins? I have a 1977 quarter with something on the back that seems unusual. But I can't identify it as a known error.

It's pretty safe to say that my next video will be a songabout public transportation in New York City. The one after will either be a song about Zelda:Tears of the Kingdom or one about a bull.

7-11 should just be called -4

I haven't had a drink for 8 days. No congratulations needed. I'm not trying to quit right now. But I essentially only drink when I play poker, and I haven't had poker money this month.

I know the idea of clout gets a lot of flak, but if I had any real clout anywhere I still believe I'd at least be profitable on YouTube if not able to make a living from songwriting.

Rebranding ICE as DoorDachau .

OK, @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social, this is perfect…

This is probably a longshot, but someone who has done a bunch of my music video editing is having a lot of financial issues and could use more clients. So if you could use a cheap illustrated lyric video or other similar work, I can connect you. I'd be happy to show samples

And I could use 500 dollars And I could use 500 more Just to be a man who has One thousand dollars And isn't quite as poor

FBI informants are usually purely innocent people helping out purely out of the goodness of their hearts, right? Especially the mobsters. They knew they had to do something for the sake of justice before they lost their ability to recall anything in a courtroom.