The top of my followers feed just said "forbidden." Seems harsh.

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

Even worse than expected

My actual count is probably fairly sad @realfollowers.bsky.social

Steph Curry is large. He is well above average size for a physically fit human being, so there is no need for NBA teams to employ anyone bigger than he is.

a millionaire, addressing nine angry people with nothing: guys, what’s the problem here? statistically we have a hundred grand each!

Riley Gaines sounds like a bodybuilder's name

It's nearly impossible to be successful as a creative person without a large following if you don't use an evil corporation for distribution. It's not much easier if you do

pustules, lesions and gangrenous ulcers everywhere - the mnemonic plague

the "h" in jesus h christ stands for "healthcare professional"

The time it takes to write a joke, from conception to birth, is the jestation period.

Orban gonna have to change his first name.

Question for fantasy baseball people: I have one start left for the week and I have to choose between Chris Sale vs Cleveland or Logan Gilbert vs Houston. Who would you go with? Wins don't count in my league.

One thing that makes me less happy is the recommendation algorithms suggesting the content I've made to the wrong sorts of audiences and then not recommending it at all. But I don't think I count as a young person anymore (which also isn't great for my happiness)

Band from the bathroom Shower of Power

This morning I realized that the marble rock roast in Tears of the Kingdom makes a lot of sense as a metaphor for AI use. Especially considering how the ones in charge encouraged it, and how the small children seemed to know that it was a problem.

Some Like it Hot Dog

Jerk Chicken Run

i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you

Depluralize a movie: Scott Pilgrim vs One of His Evil Exes

Lion and Prejudice

Depluralize a movie: Fish of Rock

Depluralize a movie: Bamb

Add food to a movie title: Rice Balls of Fury

Zelda is actually the name of the princess. The character you control is Zelda's Monster.

It's Easter in Australia now and I have a song/video with the Easter Bunny in it. I'm trying to get more people who like well-written song parodies to watch it. Not sure who YouTube is recommending it to. youtu.be/g37VyxxQ5LE

Seems to me if you think you have divine sanction for your warmongering when it goes badly you have to consider the opposite proposition but they never seem to!

when you wear cuff links to a fight it’s called sophistacuffs

So my more Tolkien-minded friends how do we feel about this theory? Because I mean it makes a lot of sense…

I just realized I might be the only person to have written over 500 song parodies and multiple novels, but I'd probably have a lot more money if I spent that effort elsewhere.

My new song parody video is finally out. This time I'm going to try tagging a few people who I think have given me some positive feedback in the past. @steveaggy.bsky.social @prettyvulgar.bsky.social @twosense.bsky.social @terriblebandnames.bsky.social youtu.be/g37VyxxQ5LE

I thought the video I was working on was ready but there was one more thing I hadn't caught. Maybe most people watching wouldn't notice but maybe they would. And I'd know it could be better. Hopefully it will still be fixed after I officially approved it.

When the Maine Senate race first started making the news with the announcement of Platner's candidacy, I said that if I lived in Maine I'd vote for him. It remains one of the most liked things I've said on here. But after learning more, @andrealaflamme.bsky.social seems like the best option.

Spirit Halloween Hiring Manager: And where do you see yourself in five days

We were doing horrible with the bubonic plague until doctors started putting on those bird masks. Then we beat it. As soon as we fight infections without bird masks, we lose. The faster we put on bird masks the better.

Songs as if they were sung by cats: The Way We Purr

I want to create a custom feed for song parodies without using AI, but I don't think I have the technical knowledge required to do so.

I should be releasing my first video in months within the next couple of days. I haven't been tagging anyone in any posts unless it automatically does it for me since I'm replying or quote-posting, but I might try it this time to make sure at least a few people see it.

Q: what do you call a dinosaur that like Italian food? A: Vepastaraptor

[cookie monster frantically clicking his mouse] CURSOR ON ACCEPT COOKIES WHERE ME COOKIES COMPUTER

Slept in my Stones tee shirt and woke up with sympathy for the devil

I get it, DVD player

Someone said "bless you" after I cleared my throat and I said "thank you" instead of correcting them. Is this growing up?

A lil bit a Peppa Pig in my life A lil bit a Piglet by my side A lil bit a Wilbur is all I need A lil bit a Babe is what I see A lil bit a Miss Piggy in the sun A lil bit a Pumbaa all night long A lil bit a Porky Pig here I am A lil bit a u makes me ur man Feral Hogs Number 30-50

"I crashed my car into a bridge. I love it. Everyone loves it. It's the most beautiful automobile wreck. Many people are saying so."

I stumbled onto the Discover feed again and saw someone's first post on it. I've been here almost a year and a half and don't think I've sniffed discover with my own post.

I started playing through Tears of the Kingdom yesterday after several months away and already died. Accidentally jumped off a wing. I'm gonna try to keep track of how many deaths it takes me to get through the game this time.

If Anthropic stole from any of the books I wrote, I likely would have been paid more than I've earned from writing them. Maybe that's why they didn't use my books.

passwords should be like “that’s close enough”

My Fish? Reel Big