I don't see how this team loses 8 games www.82-0.com/share?id=iE8...

Give me the most 80s song you can think of

"A table for two, please." "Do you have reservations?" "No, all the reviews said your food is amazing."

I would like to make a deal with the Bluesky community where people give my song parody videos a shot and share the ones they like, and if this gets me monetized I will give some of what I make to community members in need. But I probably need to be more visible first

master of puppets is about jim henson

80 win team www.82-0.com/share?id=S4V...

72-10 on my 5th try www.82-0.com/share?id=vFI...

a legspert if you will

The jellyfish is the loneliest fish in the ocean. Forever looking for its true love, the peanut butter fish

After the barber. I think I look 38 again.

I'd been hoping to feel like I had more money before going back to the barber, but I think it's time

It cost $0 to repost my art

If I were into birding I might be able to write a parody about that to a Sean Paul song Something like: We be birding Hearing chirping Taking notes and writing names But a lot more going on because I'd know more about birds

Dreading the physics regents. Can't someone stop the people dropping bowling balls off of buildings so I don't have to figure out their velocity?

Can any jewelry experts tell exactly what this is? I can't find an exact match on Google lens.

Elwood Blues withdraws from the Freedom 250 concert, claiming he hates all Nazis, not just the ones from Illinois

Is there an official border between a few and several?

Whodunit is how Abbot and Costello's favorite baseball team announced they were getting a new 1st baseman.

Last week, 4 songs that I have parody videos of were in the Billboard Hot 100. Now none are. I blame Drake

I started another book draft earlier today. Hopefully I can make some real progress. Hard to tell with about 380 words so far.

Once again hoping to go super-viral with something so I can afford to make more videos and/or pay off debts. The quality is there but the marketing is not.

@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep

46 points about a minute into the 2nd quarter. I'm watching a video game stream, right?

Now that I'm in a new, higher apartment, I can see the sunset much more easily. Just saw this.

Weird to think that this will be my last time sleeping in this bed when it's in this apartment. Assuming that I'll be able to sleep.

The Cavs are playing the death star march introducing the Knicks. Not sure why this made me laugh.

James Taylor...Hicks

Pet Shop Boys 2 Men

I am Ethan, God of the intended reasons I have been in this world, bringer of the environment. Fear me because of the environment Apologies for the environment which is apparently my fault

I almost turned off the Knicks game about halfway through the 4th quarter. Glad I didn't

[restaurant] waiter: would you like water? me: yes please waiter: still? me: I literally just said yes

Whether it’s Ken Paxton committing multiple felonies or James Talarico ordering a vegetarian taco, both Texas Senate candidates have troubled pasts.

Worst actor to play James Bond

Today I found something in a holder that said "hold onto this and you'll never go broke." It's a penny. I'd like to think it was put in there intentionally because it's a rare one. I won't be able to know on my own. But at some point I should probably try to find someone who can tell.

Go north

@bskyplays.bsky.social I'd like to start a game

“Is that AI?” I ask oldmaningly

When drafts are deleted, are they disposed of in the mid-den?

Name the 6 genders, wrong answers only: Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Pinky, The Brain, Slappy Squirrel

No! Tonight by Eagle-Eye Jerry

Pepto in Canada is called Tummy Hortons.

I’m sorry but “everyone is going to use AI to code their own apps” sounds like “everyone is going to learn HTML and code their own websites.“ like … have you met people? no they’re not

MESSENGER: sire, a peasant named humpty dumpty fell off a wall KING: send all my horses and men to put him back together QUEEN: should we not just send a doctor KING: no send all the horses and men ADVISOR: my liege, the castle will be defenseless KING: all of them i said

I played full court basketball today for the first time in a year. 5 v 5, no subs, everyone but me was a student at the school I work at and most are on the basketball team. I've been 38 for almost 6 years. I have a while to go to feel ready for the staff-student game.

Slightly Increase a Band 6 Seconds of Summer

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

There are people here who could just say they're hungry and get dozens of likes. I am hungry 2 hours until lunch

Slightly increase a band Jake

I'm still doing the thread for every time Link dies in TOTK, just hasn't happened in a while. Just squeaked past Queen Gibdo despite running out of arrows

give a man a waffle he eats for a day teach a man to waffle he’s indecisive for a lifetime