Sending out feelers for carers for lil ol me. Holiday or sickness cover to start, above London living wage, general household tasks and assistance with medical admin or accompanying me places. Must like cats and be weird. WhatsApp me ❤️❤️❤️

Not memepunking, too dead after a 3 day migraine. Sending kisses and throwing pants. HMU on WhatsApp if I missed you xxx

Dad has terminal cancer. Was just out there, mostly to support mum. Might be bouncing back and forth the rest of this year, TBA. When the time comes, I'll be sitting shiva for him here in the UK and will announce it here. Not super up for discussing it, but always appreciate memes in what's app.

The house next to ours is for sale and one of y'all has the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable

happy new year to all my extremely online friends

Sending out feelers for carers for lil ol me. Holiday or sickness cover to start, above London living wage, general household tasks and assistance with medical admin or accompanying me places. Must like cats and be weird. WhatsApp me ❤️❤️❤️

Happy Festive Perineum!

For my birthday if anyone wants to donate to a food bank that would be aces

If you haven't heard the news, there has been a death in the family and I'm taking point on most of the admin. So apologies if you don't see us this halloween season.

Good news for sewists: the paper pattern company feared lost to bankruptcy has been saved as an independent company. craftindustryalliance.org/sewing-patte...

not on social media anymore (she says on social media), so any photos your have of this weekend's 💜Memepunks💜 tour I'd dearly love via WhatsApp for mum 🐱🧇🌈🌈🌈🌈🎸🪗🥁🎹🎻 Also Manchester I am in you.

Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.

not on social media anymore (she says on social media), so any photos your have of this weekend's 💜Memepunks💜 tour I'd dearly love via WhatsApp for mum 🐱🧇🌈🌈🌈🌈🎸🪗🥁🎹🎻 Also Manchester I am in you.

"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself? "fork lady is eroding public confidence." "ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field." "lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability." that's what you sound like.

Where can you order a lemon cheesecake in London? Need to get it for E's birthday 🥳

I don’t know when It Will Happen, but I do know it’s going to be extremely funny

Happy birthday to the Mother of Gods and Monsters. The author of the iconic "Frankenstein (Or The Modern Prometheus)", the legendary Mary Shelley (R.I.P) 👑⚡💚

Is YOUR child texting about P.G. Wodehouse? Get to know the signs: BRB = Bertie’s Rum Bother LMAO = Lest Maiden Aunts Occur JFC = Jeeves Favours Caution BTW = Bold Tie Warnings WTAF = Well Then, Augustus Fink-Nottle STFU = Sir, That Fedora’s...Unfortunate

Any interest my dears? October 17th? princecharlescinema.com/film/1891668...

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It's time to pick what to do on Halloween, anyone have any ideas?

Happy 48th anniversary to Dario Argento's masterpiece "Suspiria"

Having to go through every chat in WhatsApp to turn off ai bullshit 🤢

Jokingly say 'ah look my daughter is shooting a music video' meanwhile Googling 'did I get drunk and reproduce via mitosis at some point'

It's so important to support your local theatre, café, bookstore, bakery, and library. They are little corners of magic in a world full of chaos. Without them, a town loses a piece of its soul. Keeping them around not only saves them, but in many ways, also saves us.

Happy birthday to a TRUE British Punk icon, the amazing Poly Styrene of X-RAY SPEX (R.I.P) 🖤

I've seen some posts suggesting day drinking to deal with today's news, and I want to offer some suggestions for how to get through today if you don't want to drink, or use drugs. I'm going to suggest these things as someone who hasn't drank or taken drugs in over 9 years. I hope they help.

Stickers by Antony Ho. linktr.ee/antonyho #JapanExpo2025

The Bank of England have invited suggestions for new faces to feature on banknotes. I think we still need a Queen on them.

They think we're going to be placated by throwing new claimants under the bus?!

If your MP is vocal on women’s rights but less so on disability, send them today’s Guardian story. Tell them charities have warned the disability cuts will have a “devastating” impact on women and could even breach the Equality Act.

Another day where I'm reminded that everything I know about convincing a room full of stakeholders to align on a topic came from endless Primogen meetings in Vampire: the Masquerade LARPs. (I mean, I guess most of those vampires were stake-holders, too.)

via @tkingfisher.com #diet #cultural #modern #lifestyles #historical #food

Should trans people have fewer rights? ‘Not in our name’, say 35,000+ women… “When we see movements claiming to protect women while simultaneously targeting trans women – who face extraordinary rates of violence and discrimination – we recognise this as false feminism.”

sometimes i wake up and think how can i be this exhausted already but then i look around and am like oh yeah right

What if I said makeup and cosmetics swap at my gaff? What then?

Could anyone tell me if Mervyn Peake's original handwritten manuscripts for Gormenghast are archived anywhere I can access? I'm looking especially for the 'hold fast' poem.

the four little words every woman wants to hear 📽️

Lol as if you're going to be able to pressure the Quakers into discriminating against anyone

Who am I seeing at WGT? Throwing out the floofy dresses for ripped shorts and dyed my hair burgundy if you want to spot me. Will be with that tall human.

Gonna be in hospital for 3 weeks with the usual body fail. If I'm I'm not in contact, I'm alive, just busy doing hot girl shit

FOUND WHOLE HALE AND HEARTY

Is it WGT time yet 🙃

“ADHD meds only work when you’re taking them” yes, like every other medication one takes for a chronic illness. That’s how it works. If you take a medicine or treatment and that makes the illness go away, that’s called a cure. Chronic illnesses don’t have cures

+++ Rest In Power - Today we are remembering Lou Reed - who was born on this day, the 2nd of March 1942, in NYC. +++ #loureed #velvetunderground #transformer #walkonthewildside #perfectday #otd

Y'all apparently people were protesting *on* the ski slopes. Like t shirts over outer wear with anti vance slogans and wearing the LGBTQ flag as a cape