10 years Though it feels like either twenty or two depending on the day. Experiencing the linear progression of time is weird and I am not sure if I can recommend it

The worst part about getting older is realizing that at your age there’s no cruel Handler who wants to abduct you and train you to pilot a mech for her Being a mindbroken weaponized Hound is a young woman’s game, I guess

Extremely excited to find out what happens when you blackmail a bunch of weird goths into becoming unwilling vampire hunters, tonight

Good morning to all of my dearest friends!

The Two Hyp Chicks Podcast (a queer hypnokink podcast) is BACK after 4 years. This time, we're starting off with some live trance and then breaking down a couple of techniques that I used. We're shaking the rust off, but so happy to be back. ❤️ twohypchicks.simplecast.com/episodes/reb...

This might not be surprising from someone with a maenad.club handle but I think TDOR should involve more frenzied-tearing-apart-of-the-unwary and general communal ecstasy and madness. The release of a rage impossible to articulate spurred on by a grief that is an injustice to have to bear

I've been busy rewatching the original and prequel trilogy these last few weeks. Here are some awesome vampire slaying heroes from my new Draw Steel game!

I will never stop with the hingeless injection monologues. Never. For with each simple injection, I will grow ever closer to becoming a living god! All will abase themselves before me and... Oh, sorry. It's not even injection day

it has to be like this because a temperature gradient is part of the experience. all that shredded cheese melts at the touch of hot chili noodles. so each bite of spaghetti gets pulled through a huge fluffy nest of cheese, imparting multiple different textures to your bite.

Speed Racer would tear through audiences like a biblical plague

Bard's Tale was so key to my learning to love RPGs of all kinds. And I was high-key obsessed with Dragon Wars. Bard's Tale + Sumerian Mythology + Wasteland influence? Which started you off naked in a prison and the coolest way to escape was Monte Cristo style? Classic. What a legend

qp with you being a hot bitch in a dress (I want to be self deprecating but I already know my final arbiter of such matters thinks I look hot in this photo/dress so here we are)

This really reminds me of one of my earliest D&D games where I ended up with the “cursed” Girdle of Femininity and kept trying to figure out ways to not let the party remove the curse. (I failed and the curse was removed. 😭)

Not saying I'm a little groggy today, but I did just almost leave the house without a shirt on

I have actually done both my Saturday injections on Saturday! You, my friends, loved ones, silent witnesses, may rejoice!

the first great-grandchild to unlock the nsfw mode with great-grandmas virtual AI is going to create so much complex sociological energy it'll reanimate Sigmund Freud instantly like Frankensteins monster

Good morning to all you survivors, weirdos, tricksters, and fellow travelers

I have started responding to any complaints with “I have to google whether I can use the bathroom in a state before I travel, but sure that sounds hard too” when I’m annoyed.

We are going Super Social Justice Blue Hair and Pronouns. We are calling things "gay" and "queer" as compliments and honorifics. We are proudly being buzzkills and harpies and feminine and vegan and giving a sincere fucking shit about the environment and climate and well-being of the community.

transness is a gift. i need every trans woman to understand that by nature of their existence they have been blessed with the ability to pluck the strands of fate with their hands if they choose to. it is not always easy and it is not without hardship but every trans woman is capable of greatness.

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.

The degree to which I’ve internalized “would Miss approve of how you’re treating her things” as a reminder to treat myself better if I’m pushing too hard or being overly negative is kind of mind boggling

Damage control with trans women who have driven themselves into a frenzy of despair and hopelessness over something inflated or misreported in Erin's work is basically a hobby of mine at this point.

I don't know why one simple surgery consult today felt like running a marathon with several very hungry tigers, but here we are. I feel emotionally destroyed and worn down for no apparent reason. If I had a human pet bed, I'd be in it.

Just when I thought I was out (of weekend #drawsteel games) @katiethefae.bsky.social pulled me back in! (With the promise of more lesbian vampires) A Faded Memory of Stars Obscured by Clouds is a High Elf witch (Fire Elementalist) blackmailed into fighting a conspiracy of vampires in the Shadowfell

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

Me: I am the one trans woman immune to puppygirl vibes. Not a puppygirl! [REDACTED]: So, could I clip this lead onto your collar and take you for walkies? I bet the other dogs in the neighborhood would be so jealous of my pretty puppy! Me: I need to meditate on the choices that brought me here

Too much heartache and fear tonight. Think I need to eject. Be kind to yourselves. We’ll try this again, tomorrow.

at this point, if you aren't on a government surveillance list, are you really living?

Could someone please invent a weighted blanket that feels like at least 2x Earth gravity but also retains heat like a lightweight summer sheet? Thanks!

Someone recently called me "the happiest, most cheerful goth I've ever met" and it's haunted me ever since. How is this the worldline where someone can look at me and call me happy and cheerful in cold blood?

Currently at £6983!

Transgender for everybody starts now

The idea of someone working to make themselves more easily suggestible and easier to ensorcell or hypnotize makes me absolutely feral. Characters who take an active role in placing themselves in someone else’s thrall have a special place in my heart.

I have long been the kind of girl who, if I have misplaced something, immediately checks the refrigerator because chances are good, from socks to car keys to books, that is where I put it. However, tonight I realized that I put some food in the dryer. Which is a new twist.

If you see this QTP with a female anime character you love.

FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.

I need more unhinged transsexuals in my gaming circle. Squeaky and loose hinges would also be acceptable

So... after what happened at the border today, Clover and I are essentially homeless. I've got no choice but to change my GoFundMe while we look for housing. Anything you can spare will help. www.gofundme.com/f/help-autum...

Made my annual pilgrimage to fetch a small bag of candy corn. I try to avoid any sweets these days, but I love my little waxy darts of corn syrup

Nothing quite like starting the weekend with a little recreational identity death. Hypnosis is magic

I really do hope the scales have started to fall from her eyes and she's started on the hard road to learning to accept herself. I truly want that for her. But until she does and begins the work of atonement for the damage she has caused she can fuck all the way off into the sun

I'm in the kind of foul mood that I'd once have fixed by dancing someplace with loud music until I forgot my name and/or how to walk. (Or, let's be real, finding a place to loom moodily in a similar venue.) It's like the sad zoomies

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

I obviously crawled out of my sleep cocoon in "transsexual Magneto" mode, this morning

I know times are really tough right now. But if you can, try to give out full size vials of estrogen to trick-or-treaters instead of snack size.

i know in my heart deep down that alexander the great would've loved injecting estrogen weekly while on her campaigns