TO: [email protected] SUBJ: IMPORTANT: bug pussy [THIS EMAIL WAS TAGGED AS IMPORTANT] Dear Team Cherry, Does Hornet have black leggings on or is she floating around with her whole bug pussy out? Note that this is a new email address as my previous one was blocked. Kind regards Theo

Imagining Trump stacking it on the escalator and all his limbs flying off in different directions like a Fallout enemy.

"I can't remember the last time I saw a sex scene in a movie!" - people whose opinions on film I trust even less than the survey respondents.

Jut defeated the Savage Beastfly and that's it? This is the guy I've seen people shitting themselves over??? He kills his minions for you!

People online: Silksong is sooo hard, everything hits for two damage :( Silksong bosses: My word, I seem to have struck you! My apologies, please allow me to step back while you heal, 'tis only sporting!

if the Klein be Naomi, you're doing fine homie. if the Klein be Ezra, it's over forever

COPIES OF VERMIN HAVE ARRIVED! You know what that means: time to play at booktography while spreading my monstera mites to every plant in the apartment. (never let it be said I cannot multitask)

i miss forums

The only way to cope is to understand that it is permissible to be as mean as you want to these people. Something Awful rules. They're trying to ruin your day by being a gormless wet blanket, time to ruin theirs.

i have seen americans talk about the soviet union online for decades now and never once has anyone said anything that didn't make me want to take a nap

Bad play, IMO. One thing the Handmaid's Tale got wrong is that conservative ideology can negatively polarise itself against women so much that Serena Joy figures will never fully be taken seriously.

Trying not to spam my KS too much but we're so close to an important milestone: 69 backers

In think the reason more conservative public figures are standing up to the MAGA regime over this stuff is for the same reason wolves and bears will fight over a kill.

I bang this drum all the time, but...Ruina: Fairy Tale of the Forgotten Ruins! A fantasy RPG where you explore nodes on beautiful hand-drawn maps. Borrows from tabletop and game books, and did "origin stories" a year before Dragon Age.

Ettin might genuinely be the single funniest person in the hobby, this is a dollar and pound bargain (I assume it is reasonable in pounds too)

D clears everything else so badly it's nuts. Central American is good but it you think it stacks up to Greek, Lebanese, Turkish, Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese, Indian...

*deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

no YOU listen here cocksucker! i gotta shoot this kirk guy or my girl don’t get her new pussy! you know- and it’s so hot in there, you guys cut the ac? we got women in here, guy’s about to fuckin faint. she needs surgery, my girl. every time i see her cock i fly into a fuckin rage, it’s not like me.

“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys

FUCK ALL STORE'S!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

Sunshine (2007)

Paying attention solely to tone is a thing that dogs do, not people.

I get what they're getting, but "Charlie Kirk occasionally said something that wasn't stupid and/or horrifying" isn't that much of a revelation to me, nor does it make me feel like I'm being actively lied to to promote a very specific agenda.

Man, this is a typo, the singular is "homunculus". But "homunculi" is just such a pleasing word to look at.

I've been chewing over 'The Expressionist Game Manifesto' by jay Dragon a bit and I think I really get stuck here. The first part seems like a good and worthy goal, but the second part I kind of take issue with for a couple of reasons.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Losing the Mandate of Heaven, you hate to see it.

Genuinely insane thing to post about a guy who very much argued for the world in which this happened.

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that

That’s an all time ‘play stupid games, win stupid prizes’ moment.

Honestly I think the people saying repeatedly and passionately that there will be retaliation for this are doing more to encourage the retaliation than people celebrating

Shit like this is EXACTLY why myself and so many others were sounding the alarm when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars.

Babe Ruth pointing to the fucking moon

why is she like this (sound on)

It's "acab includes game designers". Being a radical, through posts. You'll never have the bones to take a swing at a cop, but you can pretend to kick Ron Edwards in a sack in your three hour video about how elfgame game rules are child torture.

WTF, William, this isn't funny! This is the only screen!?

If your table finds itself constantly at odds with the results of engaging with the mechanics of the game then use different mechanics! System matters, this isn't a hard problem to solve.

Man has Bill Leak disease, many such cases.

The sign explosion did not harm the doctor but he was nonetheless killed instantly when the trauma caused the kidney stone to dislodge at Mach 6, coring his head as if hit with tungsten munitions

I'm hearing a big kidney stone got stuck halfway down his urethra. His doctor tried to massage it out but that caused his prostate to start like a corn kernel getting popped, forcing a huge poisonous turd to blast out of his pants. This hit and fatally detonated his commemorative Hard Rock Cafe sign

nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy

Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss:

For all that people talk shit about the Forge, this is one of the things it got right. Indeed it's part of the point of the umbrella term "storygames" in its actual intended sense.

It's getting harder and harder to deny that AGI is a near certainty. This kind of rapid expansion, this level of investment and infrastructural shift, this amount of *risk* - it doesn't happen without astronomical reward. The other day I saw a big barn, which can only mean one thing: giant horses