Slaying a show today 6pm doors I'm on first at 7:30 @ottobuddy with DUNUMS (NC 🇵🇸🎨🪨), Safra & The Machete Clan, Lexie Mountain!! May the wind carry you there ok my dude

I'll never tell

Sitting on the porch with my dad and his dementia. Practicing our Free Form One Way Conversing for when we go up to the majors: "What day is it. Some crystal day in the middle of the week? Sunday? Or Saturday."

used the word "chesticles" in front of some new friends, best option here is completely vaporizing in the next three minutes

She will solve all my problems

Made cat repellant for a freshly seeded yardzone by blending spicy peppers from my garden, diluting the slurry & sprinkling it all over the place. A sniff of the blended peps was like macing myself on purpose. Prob a terrible idea to put something like this in a water balloon

Been doing this yoga routine "Metamorphosis Flow" where you lie on your back and waggle your limbs in the air until its time to call out sick from work

i know i’ve said this ad infinitum on here but POLITICIANS WORK FOR US. WE PAY THEM WITH OUR TAX DOLLARS TO WORK FOR US. IT IS THEIR JOB TO LISTEN TO OUR CONCERNS AND REPRESENT US AS THEIR CONSTITUENTS. THINKING OF IT ANY OTHER WAY IS POLITICS AS FANDOM

So everyone's just spineless now is that it. Spine removal surgeons doing a brisk business out there

I’m trying to take a nap and just as I was about to nod off my brain said “ok so Nicole Kidman had her tongue taken out in 1951” how can I possibly sleep now? Why did it do that to me???

The military takeover of Washington is not a “distraction” from Epstein. It’s a military takeover of Washington, which is an even bigger deal, and those of us who kill brain cells reporting on this stuff knows it’s been an explicit goal since before the election.

they can have a little namesearch, as a treat

Y'all I moved to Baltimore last year and have seen a ton of great music and art here but I've seen the Lexie Mountain Boys* twice now and their wordless dada vocalization stuff blew me away both times. The ripped up cabbage heads were a bonus. *they're mostly girls

holy crow it's almost august that means it's almost time for Wolf Eyes, Lexie Mountain Boys and Marc Miller 8/3 at the Ottobar that's next sunday whoa

The exhibition Levester Williams: all matters aside closes this weekend at UMBC's Center for Art, Design, and Visual Culture! Thanks to BmoreArt for this great review by Lexie Mountain — bmoreart.com/2024/12/leve... #umbc @bmoreart.bsky.social

Good news, everyone

Walid just sent me a video of his daughters learning to drink salt water so as to lessen their hunger. Can we help them today? chuffed.org/project/1253...

Part of our problem is tolerating guys with names like this instead of treating them like the cartoon dogs they are

Jubilee of me versus twenty people who know way less about lobsters than I do

Since there's no way he's read any actual science about lobsters, this image is probably quite literally & unironically what Jordan Peterson is talking about. He looked at this, thought Kermitly "Women, God's mystery, always desire the most virtuousic of the lot" while weeping himself into a coma

Next on Jubillee I will debate the 20 rabid British TERFs frothing in the mentions of my Twitter sock puppet troll account

My three-year-old niece has taken a great interest in watching people drink beverages, and there is nothing quite as surreal as sipping iced coffee while a tiny little person stares at you asking, "Another sip? It's good? You drink it now? Drinking? More sips?"

Got a ConEd alert telling me to use less energy during the heat wave and this is all I can think about.

did someone eat The Peel

From the New York Times, a 5 part podcast ignoring their own role in fomenting a moral panic targeting trans youth.

groimes plz my oivermectin it's the woims again

Bedrot's somehow even sicklier cousin deskrot

Please read. We hoped that one of the many members of the Bluesky community from Gaza could be first to share this letter, but we were worried that their account would get taken down if they did. This letter is for @moderation.bsky.app, Bluesky leadership, and the wider community here. Thanks!

Very funny to see people reply to posts with "I don't know what to do with this information" sweetie you forget the information until 3AM or it haunts you daily or you say nothing those are the options

If you think this ever went out of style you need to spend more time with Italians

@mountainlex.bsky.social the lost mountain boy

For those of you asking what I had in my shopping cart when Shakedown Street came on at the Giant yesterday

no gear no attitude

“Why the children’s entertainer decided to speak up about the biggest infanticide in decades” is a real headscratcher. Who knows!

Learning that Peso Pluma is Lebanese & Palestinian has improved the mood in the dive bar of my soul enormously

Absolutely devastated to hear Al*x J-nes agrees that lobsters are psychic

Me after eating an entire pizza and everyone's leftover crusts

people need to bring this up more about reagan

Trying to cry in as many places inside Berklee Performance Center as possible to mark my territory

i would imagine hasan knows, rationally, not to talk in situations like this. he did anyway because cops of all stripes are very good at making you feel like in *just this one particular situation* it makes more sense to talk a bit. don't ever give in to that impulse.

Sheepishly admitting to the trial judge that the armed robbery I committed in broad daylight "raises substantial ethical issues"

Wild time partying with this dude last night

Guys super emergency old orange cat guy got into my Cleveland hotel he is yelling what do I do

Slice of cheese in the phone case amirite fellas