Having some thoughts which may or may not make sense, but are certainly reflective of Bluesky discourse, Dave Chappelle getting mad at his jokes being weaponized, and Evangelical Christians contending with Trump being Satanic

Lot of Pedro Almodovar movies on Tubi rn

When the heat gets to sweltering That's the time I'm in need of a seltzering There are days I think the idea of a sandwich stinks That's when I open up my fridge full of drinks I don't care what the government thinks I got me a fridge full of drinks - Johnny Colada, "Fridge Full Of Drinks"

"Dave," a 1985 comic by the Portuguese cartoonist Miguel Branco from El Tebeo de la Biennal #1. My translation in the alt text

I don't have much cause to use it myself, due to my life being horrible, but I do like the thought construction "Jealousy is a disease, bitch. Get well soon" and consider it "a thinker"

Have modified this idea to: neck tattoo

Full set

The 30 Rock joke where Jack Donaghy says "Make it 1997 again by science or magic" is like 85% of my political platform, re: rolling back AI, the surveillance state, legal gambling, all to get to an economy where working in a video store & playing guitar music is a viable way to spend one's twenties

Imagining a guy with the username Pussy_Respecter

Going on Polymarket to see what pop star is most favored to name a record "Heteropessimism" first

Really wish Bluesky's large Brazilian userbase had some crossover with my crowd of music posters because this is yet another example of Brazilian music being really good

Wearing the same clothes two days in a row feels so good when you don't have an inner voice reminding you it's a depression symptom

You don't hear about panic rooms much these days, but back when the movie Panic Room came out, it was all you'd hear about

Reading Titus Groan, I feel like the reason it's influential on fantasy is because the way it's descriptive of architecture suggests a certain kind of rendered drawing, different from how Mervyn Peake actually draws. Also learned today Irmin Schmidt of Can made an opera based on Gormenghast, crazy

The 2026 album I have listened to more than any other (so far) is Asher White covering the first Jessica Pratt record in radically rearranged fashion: asherwhite.bandcamp.com/album/jessic...

Once again wishing the drug from Limitless existed so I could use it to complete this task that in no way requires the use of the drug from Limitless

"Time for the birth of terror. Me." is incredible in any context.

This is an argument for Eugene Mirman's "God is a twelve-year-old boy with Asperger's" theory

I have to believe I'm too smart for anyone who would identify as a sapiosexual, which might sound arrogant but I think is actually a very low bar to clear. It is much harder to be too hot for heterosexuality but I think people can do that too

As I recall a major part of Naomi Klein's Shock Doctrine thesis is governments adopt their policies based on the "ideas on the ground" but what I see is leftist ideas not being taken seriously ever and heavy pushing from people in power of discredited white supremacist shit

There's probably a feel-good news story to be written about people getting out of jail and having superhuman intelligence compared to the average worker because they overcame internet addiction while inside, if people are still getting out of prison, or hired anywhere

@tombubul.bsky.social relevant

When I was in college i made a video called The Reason Why Our World Is Coming To An End and every now and again I ask myself what my reasoning was. I thought people were turning themselves into cartoon characters, simplifying their consciousness for data storage's sake.

Dreamt of a beautiful painting (photorealist depiction of a table full of half-eaten waternelon slices, being consumed by women on other side of the table from viewer, like an orgiastic Last Supper) and knowing it was a dream & couldn't be captured aimed to photograph a paragraph of Pynchon...(1/2)

This is so fucking funny to me - It's like if Cosmopolitan was doing the "hip youth pastor" bit

Seems like one key difference between X and Bluesky is here people will jokingly say "chat is this bad" about some news which is obviously disastrous but there they earnestly ask Grok to explain how the bad news might be good actually, kinda like a child asking their dad if things will be OK

@rxointment.bsky.social wha wha wha huh?

I do like the panopticon aspect of Bandcamp, where people can see what I've bought on there, almost like they're hanging in my kitchen looking at a shelf of cassettes over breakfast, putting on what they're curious about while we chat. But the best part of that scenario is talking over hot drinks

Every once in a while I remember Kendrick Lamar rapping "And I cum fast but I never get embarrassed" and I laugh out loud

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04 Apr 2026

Just remembered that the best instance of "the line where they say the title of the movie" is Hal Hartley's Trust. I barely remember that movie, EXCEPT for that scene and dialogue exchange, which has stayed with me for DECADES

Something i would enjoy doing if i were gay is say "time to pay the gay rent" every time I had to pay rent or "time to go to my gay job" when I had work

When people preach to me about the immorality of eating animals, I can only laugh, because I would be a cannibal who ate my enemies if my enemies were dead, and I consider animals my enemies due to their freedom from language

If I understand "looksmaxxing," it's body dysmorphia for boys who lack internality and so project their self-hatred onto society at large, viewing it as objectively correct due to the thought structures of fascism. But I'm not interested in looking into it so maybe I'm way off

In the same way that Trump should be understood as white voters losing their mind over Obama's election, AI can be understood as patriarchal capitalism's reaction to the rise of Onlyfans and the visibility of women getting that bag.

As the Volante https://botfrens.com/collections/69/contents/19557

Hat tip to John's Music Blog for hipping to me to Fievel is Glauque covering The Clash's Somebody Got Murdered, an absolutely ecstatic 3 minutes

Wrote about it on Letterboxd but I really enjoyed Julia Ducornau's Alpha. I liked Titane OK but thought its main move was just to shock with something crazy while being secretly dumb, but Alpha felt personal, moving, and real; filled with anger at how we treat addicts, gays, the sick, weird girls

Selling "Future January 6'er" baby onesies to irony poisoned online leftist dads and their blissfully offline wives

Man, if you can't trust your fascist wife to indulge your bimbofication kink, what is even the point of having a fascist wife?

Years of irresponsible book and music purchases have psychologically primed me to develop a debilitating addiction, it's just a question of which one

Dreamt @themountaingoats.bsky.social had tweeted about a one-off gangsta map magazine called GARY that made Murder Dog look tame, with articles like "Shawty Confirms She Gives Good Neck" and, inexplicably, coverage of Shawn Colvin's "Sonny Came Home," then laid in bed eyes closed praying it was real

"Laurie Strode" was the perfect name for the gal. Because she walked around

Homer should be tempted with infidelity every episode. Everyone in Springfield should be trying to steal his round yellow ass from Marge.

Sam Kieth has been remembered with a full obituary at the New York Times, which is as it should be. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/26/a...

Oh wow, the Tone Glow interview with Gwenifer Raymond reveals the title of her album from last year, Last Night I Heard The Dog Star Bark, is taken from The Invisibles

Friday browsing covers

I could expand on this thought and make it into a real essay but maybe it's obvious and widely discussed already or else does not withstand scrutiny

Is it flounders, like a dying flopping fish, or founders, like some stupid dumbass tech guy?