The Senegal 🇸🇳 Goal by Pape Gueye for the lead in Extra Time. BANGER

baltimore next

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

srry to get serious for a sec but there is a four-part thread going around, some FB idiot claiming that the greenland thing will cause catastrophic change worldwide and it's so stupid and ignorant of politics, economics & history and I hate it so much

the recent events haven't meant much for me emotionally because i've been on full "lynch the police" since grade school. welcome to my world i guess.

“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy

For years I have had one singular white whale joke I’ve wanted to make in Baltimore, and finally I’made it.

blue

discomfort is a sign of the apocalypse?! world's been ending as long as I can remember

for every $5 i get I will draw a pig on a cop's coffee cup venmo: amieln cashapp: amielnu

asking the ICE goon to please hold still while I scan his code; he twists my arm til it breaks and deports me to Sierra Leone

oh my god it's john porke

almost halfway thru the month and don't have a trial date set. im waiting for the eviction notice on my door any day now. dammit I need this money.

almost halfway thru the month and don't have a trial date set. im waiting for the eviction notice on my door any day now.

a moist rag in your pocket while you are dying in the desert, hijo. you spend the last of your strength to wrench the fabric and squeeze out a drop. never enough. you re-fold and wringe again and again. what else is there to do in the desert.

just have to make it a few more days just have to make it a few more days just have to make it a few more days just have to make it a few more days just have to make it a few more days just have to make it a few more days just have to make it a few more days just have to make it a few more days just

let's normalize telling your boss's boss that your boss sucks at being your boss

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my (well-meaning) friend called me yesterday asking for sign ideas for an anti-ICE protest and I had to be like idk how does "MAIM COPS" sound to you

if u leave the 9-to-5 world to work in food service I guess u eventually end up at a 9-to-5 M-F coffee gig

rip to the og gangster aldrich ames

shit i don't think i am ok

need a really big hug and $50

me rn

i am two months behind on rent and my current plan kind of sucks: hoping to get a speedy judgement from suing my previous landlord (refusal to give sec deposit) before i get evicted

first day at new job tomorrow. i still haven't found a co-barista aggghh

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

working up the courage to ask the body oil hawker outside the safeway if they're oils FOR the body or FROM

"When you see The President, you will have a new poison gas tooth. He'll want you close, Mr Maduro, so he can gloat over you. One bite on this tooth, and a strong exhale..."

Baltimore people, good condition full size box spring, breaks down to move. Free, you haul, please repost. I'm not on FB Marketplace. Thanks!

it's 2026. things boomers can't do: *have a healthy relationship with their children *admit to their substance abuse *visit their grandchildren *win a popular vote *understand how bitter and miserable they are *see how happy their kids/grandkids are without the abuser in their life

did not fall off!

happy new year!! 🎊🎊 all by myself so I'm headed to the rooftop to see fireworks

if i owe my current landlord $1900 but my previous landlord owes me $3600 can't I just torture & murder both?

the 5pm giant iced latte is the coffee version of the 9am airport beer

there are only like ten people in Baltimore total which really increases the likelihood of some random Guy Who’s Around somehow being involved in all your life events forest gump style

It's a credit to his acting that I never thought of him as Italian, even though his name was Viggo. If you'd asked me previously what his ethnicity was I'd have just said "the blood of Numenor, obviously."

you can get penalized for leaving nail holes in your walls but they say nothing if those holes have a nail in them. tenants, use this info as you will.

Gerber Singles (1974-1974): Assuming that single people were as helpless to feed themselves as babies, Gerber put out a line of single-serve heat and eat meals and desserts for adults in their signature glass jars, such as beef burgundy, sweet n sour pork, and turkey mornay

reactivated my fb to try and find some former coworkers to recruit for new job. useless website. found one but it won't let me friend or message or contact in any way. the others I can't find because the search is showing me people with various spellings of the name I entered and from all over. wtf

why bother coming up with snarky responses to unsolicited dick pics when "traumatic penectomy" photos are free online

my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas

Merry gullmas eve

these were delicious but 32oz of candy-sweet soda is just so so much

just saw a waymo turn out of the safeway parking lot

missed my bus because dogs lmao