just got asked if im still open five minutes to closing, and accidentally responded "yeah im committed to the bit" but you know what it's the truth

american burger eating public stared into the void and rejected it

Captain of everybody’s heart

oh i missed remfest

Black people are giving it these Confederates raw and uncut. This is how it’s gonna be now. You wonder what we’re thinking? It’s this. I believe this is activist Gary Chambers again in Louisiana.

I'd been bringing this little hermit crab several empty shells these past few days in case it was looking for a new home. It finally decided on this one. Adorable. #Nature 🦑

And actually, die with the shame. You should feel bad

so close to making it

hey I really recommend blocking Leslie Gray Streeter entirely. had to deal with her terrible divisive takes for years back in florida and she brought her professional ragebaiter schtick up here to make the baltimore banner even worse somehow

hey I really recommend blocking this woman entirely. had to deal with her terrible divisive takes for years back in florida and she brought her professional ragebaiter schtick up here to make the baltimore banner even worse somehow

asked for a raise. got a raise!

my three-day weekend turned into one but my belly is now full of latte and empanadas so all is forgiven

Remember when that Nobody was like "I've been put in charge of the search for the next Jeopardy host and-- Get this-- it's me!" and then he was immediately... Kicked off the planet? Killed? That was so, so funny.

owner of b*by's on fire looked at what the insane bitch who owns m*ndpub in fed hill is doing and decided that she too would like to be obnoxious as hell about her store reviews

just remembered that a random guy buzzed my doorbell at 2:15 this morning and tried to get me to open the front door. wtf was that all about

welp guess im working on may day

what the fuck is going on

fighting all month to be allowed to take an unpaid holiday for May Day feels dumb now that my paycheck isn't gonna cover rent tomorrow lmao plz help a worker enjoy his day off stress-free venmo: amieln cashapp: amielnu 🖼️: @justseeds.bsky.social

ran into these pups again recently and theyve added a corgi to the mix!!

Threads has become a class 4 cognitohazard and needs to be terminated immediately

baltimore moed trying to get some may day scabs hired lmao

apparently the prez of jhu came by the cafe this morning and got mad that we weren't open and instead of anyone explaining that we're doing an altered schedule for finals week (by request!) ami got a soft underhand toss underneath the bus

just finished skyrim for the first time ever AMA

idk not a journalist for a baltimore paper or anything but is there anyone calling for the oig's removal over a retweet who HASN'T received a legit accusation of career-ending ethics violation by her office???

this threads app is incredible stuff guys I just got called an international criminal for my barista crimes lmao

genuinely what the fuck is going on

what the fuck is going on

"i just want to be heard!" "you're a white man in baltimore! we've heard enough of you already!"

if you saw me screaming at a jesus freak with a speaker to shut the fuck up today, yes you did actually

turkey, kale, sweet potato stew on the stove. other boys are eating kibble but im getting the farmers dog 🙂‍↕️

young security guard at work comes over and asks us (two queers lol) for advice on how to talk to women. we're like ok. first question. did you vote for tr*mp. he says he's refused to vote at all. incorrect buzzer sound.

Lmao eat shit Viktor Orban

good thing about being broke and having to ration out my remaining food is that im slimming down for swimsuit season 👙

gonna feel so good to just not anymore

what I look like at any given moment is actually not really my problem - it’s yours

fyi the new bench at charles/25th is the exact same one that the mayor sat on during his sotc speech last week (trust me im a woodworker)

the whole "is the barista flirting with me or is it just his job to be nice" dilemma doesn't apply when you're as ugly as I am lol

A tremendous loneliness comes over you. Everybody in the world is doing something without you.

weekends are whiplash of loneliness after five days of customer service but at least I got a nice walk thru res hill with some bsky pals

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each song switches between a compressed mars volta jam and hasidic jew wedding rock and I think that's absolutely wonderful

gotta fill my apartment with furniture for no one to sit on. gotta fix my teeth for no one to smile to. gotta keep on living for some reason.

idk hard to see a future where I actually get this fixed. was already a societal reject before I had the mouth of a meth head.

as if I wasn't unattractive enough, my fillings are coming out of my front teeth

Baltimore is such a fun city

at least george likes me (he ate out of my hand today!!)