my mom lives in the same neighborhood as the baby's on fire owners and she's gonna find and yell at them lmao

babys on fire owners david & shirle (losers) have decided to close the cafe rather than let their employees unionize. baltimore deserves better

didn't get any help for july rent so i just paid it with the late penalty that really hurt. could use help with groceries to last me the two weeks until next payday 🙏🙏

i do my best suicidal ideation while waiting forty-five minutes in the rain for a bus home

Hey look what's online now! www.baltimoremagazine.com/section/hist... The physical magazine version is objectively MUCH cooler, if you can get a hold of it, but I'm delighted to be able to share the link around too

just thinking about all the ppl ive met since i moved to this city nine years ago and how 99.9% never cared to talk to me ever again. for whatever reason i just wasnt cool enough to be a part of any of their baltimore memories. can't help but feel like i missed out on a ton of my 20s and now 30s.

looking to hire a new barista soon, my best boy is leaving me for good neighbor. experience preferred but not necessary. must be ok with me throwing up the horns every time this ticket number comes up

trying to catch july rent now. any donation ensures you free drinks for life at my cafe.

a casual reminder that the falklands are firmly british, mate is brazilian, asado is uruguayan, and juan peron was a fascist

it's a hot day in the city time to post do the right thing gifs

two adult employees of johns hopkins university worked up a little scheme to get around my "two pastries max" policy and then got super mad when i asked them to simply feel some shame about doing it and thinking I would notice lmao now she's trying to get me fired

do not eat out as a restaurant tonight if you want a good meal cuz once the mexico-ecuador match starts those mfs will NOT be paying attention to your steak lmao

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

dammit still a citizen of this cursed country I guess (for now)

to the str8 couple engaging in indecent exposure humiliation kink play at the jfx farmers market in baltimore this morning: how about no.

that guilty feeling when you slept 12 hours gets overshadowed by the loneliness that you didn't miss anyone trying to reach out to you in that time

ladies in cotton dresses & low rise sneakers. I said what I said.

Forrest Gump: (intermittently while recounting his incredible life story at the bus stop) Really. you've never heard of any of this shit

THIERRY: We sending Turkiye to Ibiza? ZLATAN: Blackpool [Thierry and Rebecca start laughing] ZLATAN: Disgusting beaches full of pale people ALEXI: I played in Serie A you know ZLATAN: Shut up

anyone need a chill spot to watch the last world cup group games?

If you went to BronyCon as well, he was a staple at our con and well known with the Baltimore community. He was still continuing well into 2019 in our final year. Pouring one out today for a legend! Fan Art by Chocopony

recurring feature in my bad dreams: moved into a new apartment that's really difficult to physically get into, usually a very narrow passageway that I have to squeeze myself sideways through

various corns/corms

going to mentally narrate my entire day as "what the barista [verb]"

5oz cold brew concentrate 5oz viet iced coffee 5oz 2% milk 4 shots espresso lots of ice file under: what the barista drinks

Trying something slightly new: a for-sale section of my art website genuinesnips.art/portfolio/#a...

actually red with rage over the shoulder stripes on the argentina kit being black instead of blue to match the rest of it. and i hate the argentines!

americans are so anti-socialist that our soccer commentators can't even recognize a team goal for what it is

Fascinated by how the four flavors are Italian, Italian, Baltimore, and Italian

the people in my life, even family, do not spontaneously reach out to me. really hard to not fall into solipsism when my phone is a one-way device.

worst match of the cup so far imho felt like an MLS game

If you call any game at this World Cup boring they will hunt you down and laugh at you while you frantically look for the delete tweet button

czechia urself b4 u wreckia urself

sent this picture to my parents, who live in portugal, and were probably watching the game live on tv, and they both left me on read. like why do I even try

Don't make me release the hounds. I'll never see them again

The racist mechhitler ai that churns out child porn is vital for American national security

no thanks, ill just keep believing that my meds kill my heat tolerance by the same mechanism they keep me sane: suppressing the inner florida man

@mta.maryland.gov an hour-plus wait for a bus home during a heat advisory is really going to set the tone for how much money I spend at local baltimore businesses this summer fyi

Sorry for the terrible photo... decent photos & more info coming soon. Four small cut-paper folk art raven portraits, all for sale @ price points between $125 and $175

I was a proofreader and copywriter for them in my 20s, and when I got laid off it straight up ruined my life. if you want to engage in some anti-Agora praxis, help out a fella who's still dealing with the damage venmo: amieln

but i dont wanna do manager things i just wanna do hoodrat barista shit with my friendz

stressed. stressed!

somehow slept half the day away while stuck in some of the worst nightmares of my lifeeeeee

Pls help Amiel!!!! Who is a knower of many things and a great person to know ❣️

Deli cup type vessel > everything

no hot water in our building = we can't open = no work today. but at least I sat on the stoop and drank a large iced latte out of the best vessel possible

still struggling to catch up on bills and im about $51 away from making rent for june anything helps venmo: amieln cashapp: amielnu thank u

the whole "is the barista flirting with me or is it just his job to be nice" dilemma doesn't apply when you're as ugly as I am lol

got a two minute scam call from a loser pretending to be the FDIC but couldn't even tell me what it stands for. so naturally ive spent the last two hours of my life plugging his phone number into websites selling mortgages, solar, life insurance.

got chewed out by jhu admin that im not accommodating people who want coffee but don't want to talk to a human