got mine!

lmao just gave reuters all my footage from the fire

oh hey I have roof access

my politics are a lil hard to explain but Make Nazis Afraid Again I always hold true

A man collapsing unconscious. A Kennedy sprinting out of camera range. The president slouching uncomprehendingly over the scene like a curious, baffled Mary Shelley monster. A smiling Ronald Reagan looming over all. America, 2025.

heyyyy baltimore if anyone knows a Emily Mayes or a guy named Travis who rides a one-wheel, it's punching season

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bluesky mods retire bitch

im slowly pinching towards the goal but could still use some help!

Dick Cheney died on Election Day 25 years too late.

It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.

my dad is the most uncurious person to exist. lists Bruce Hornsby as one of his favorite musicians and has no clue who the Grateful Dead are

old landlady might be disputing the case which is good because ill get more money but bad because i can't wait that long

should prob figure out a way to get $850 in the next 48 hours but my brain is mush

Just a good old fashioned parrotfish goof-off #rainbowparrotfish #midnightparrotfish #parrotfishcapitaloftheworld #parrotfishjungle #goofoff #smile #ham #goofball #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity

OUR MATCHING HOODIES WERE DELIVERED DON’T MIND ME

if i were to type out something sad rn like "my soul hurts" everyone would just assume it's a baseball thing and not depression smh

discovered the secret (illegal/rare) gourd grow-op hidden behind Paul Chen Hong Kong Restaurant

at least it was just screaming and I didn't punch the brick wall with my injured wrist for the third time

how common is it to get so upset at someone in a dream that you wake yourself up screaming at them

playing spooky indie games and banging my cowbell for bike party

prize winning heifer 🐄

days are blurring into weeks blurring into months gone by. think itll be time for me to check out soon.

who thought they were only mad when Baltimore gleamed in supernatural ecstasy,

house of melo exhibit is hella neat but also a 4/10 museum experience because of the lack of interpretive panels to go with artifacts. it's a library @dwatkinsworld.bsky.social i don't think people mind reading a lil

that baltimore cop is named Robert Parks btw. here he is one year ago getting officer of the month. just idk here you go.

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weeee no one knows where my security deposit is 🙃

instant crush on this cosplayer 😍

cant have SHIT in baltimore bruh

the pacific rim sequel was so bad it actually made me more depressed and i didn't think that could happen

what are my dreams telling me by making me close friends with kevin garnett

Friday night crab-posting... a very small crab sheltering between the spines of a radiant sea urchin. I have no clue what it is though. #MarineLIfe #Invertebrate 🦀🌿

Just learned that bass player Anthony Jackson has passed away. He was incredible. Thanks for all the wonderful music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB_O...

the great bassist Anthony Jackson has passed. "For the Love of Money" alone was masterful: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxmN...

live from a less-smelly baltimore inner harbor

trial shift tomorrow. won't say where yet but mangia mangia

Our tests of popular dairy, beef, and plant-based protein products found plant-based options had the highest lead levels, 9x as much as dairy and 2x as much as beef. Even dairy powders weren’t risk-free: half were too contaminated for safe daily use.

holy shit this explains so much

this is a very mentally unwell thing to say but i consider my "self" to have died at some point in 2020. what exists today is just a bloated stoned corpse going through the motions until it stops waking up. the old me drank himself to death and wasn't mourned by anyone.

man what the fuck. i don't wanna be in a world without d'angelo in it

mood

missed a job interview and sandwich today because the 94 bus never came

went to the zoo today and pet the same donkey for 15 minutes and now i feel a little better

still available, bmore!

GOOD MORNING THERE IS NO END IN SIGHT