10/10 would sob in my shower chair again

"it's fine to dream" by you are an angel my new album OUT NOW! hope you enjoy <3 awawawaworld.bandcamp.com/album/its-fi...

T4T

in my austrian nobleman era 💅✨ not my ass commissioning a symphony in c...🫣🤣😈💋

awake at 2 am again? why not post a several-paragraph screed about how yakuza kiwami 3 is the rise of skywalker to the gamer boys discord

is there a mr. understanding?

that's my home county baby woo hoo

this is how god will create the first woman to win a cy young award

they removed the kiryu loves trans women substory and recast/redesigned RIKIYA OF ALL PEOPLE don't text

billie joe armstrong making a play for the Golden Pussy Award

Talking to my bf @yoinky.bsky.social about how the place I get my labs keeps rerolling my sex/gender/pronouns every time I go

No Kings includes Draft Kings

YOU - “Lamby looks soft.” LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face. YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

minneapolis looks so sick you guys rule

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Josie is my goat and she already won an award this year and is nominated for another and wrote the absolutely sick songs I got to sing on for Fish Fear Me and also she hates killing other people in arc raiders. run don't walk to work with her. do not miss out on this limited-time offer

if the president wanted a nobel peace prize so bad he simply should have forced converse to formally release doyathing, the 13-minute collaboration between gorillaz, james murphy, and andre 3000

nice argument but i’ve already depicted myself as the smug bombshell Joan Holloway and you as the rattled naïf Peggy Olson

things suck but i have nice friends so there!

"DEVASTATED": Local hospital patient fell asleep while watching the Girls Golden, but awoke to those of Gilmore

my absolute favorite recurring response to the information that my leg is broken is "what!! are you ok?!" well no!

dude wipes.....i sure hope he does!!!

i believe i have maybe shattered my knee into smithereens on this new year's eve

you ever get upset because a normal night out doesn't fulfill some exact arbitrary and unattainable standard for how you though it was supposed to go to make you feel Better so you get home at 3 am and stomp a video game boss you were previously having trouble with because now you are filled with

merry xmas eve

i think everybody would benefit from accepting that you are inevitably going to like some media that is garbage, and that you can neither try to convince yourself to dislike it nor try to convince others it is NOT garbage. it happens! it is ok.

no pressure but if the phillies do not bring harrison bader back they are getting an honorable mention in my note iykwim

Love him or hate him, Myles Mackenzie is a grungler

i am not a mario kart hater by any means but i feel like kirby air riders deserves a lot more attention, and while i'm grateful i didn't have to wait longer for it i sorta feel like they shouldn't have released it in the same year perhaps. also i love marx

in the interest of breaking up the Yonic Metroid posting: kirby air riders oddly is making me feel like more of a gamer than most games in recent memory this shit crazy

talking to my cis guy gamer friends about metroid prime 4

metroid prime 4 be like proceed up the fallopian tube path to the uterus on your minimap and use the ovipositor cannon to travel to vagina temple

i am having a lotta fun playing my first metroid game while @hotcakesdeluxe.online watches not at all a criticism but: crazy amount of yonic imagery in this game, wow. Great job team

this is the idle music in my brain. if you ever see me looking thoughtful or forlorn at the function just know this is actually what's going on in there youtu.be/Tcacq-bmK4k?...

is it fucked up to still wear a baseball cap backwards if you notice your gray hairs peeking out of it

rust cohle lookin ass

no one fucking appreciates me

Yeah :D

There were millions of dollars spent on anti-trans ads in NJ and VA. Anyone care to comment on those campaigns getting blown out, since we were told trans issues lost Democrats the election in 2024?

just wanted to re-post this messaging that helped win an election

New SWORDCAR Update is out! #screenshotsaturday #indiegame #indiedev

sometimes i get a glimpse of myself looking like a little jackass in the mirror and i say "who's THIS fuckin guy" but like in a gender-affirming way

has anyone done a chainsaw man reze arc fancam/amv set to banshee beat by animal collective?? i think i am onto something for a very small audience

wah wah the no kings protests are pointless no walmarts have been firebombed. ok man i don't care it's also just a little encouraging when there's a ton of people gathered to say they stand with you and maybe that's groundwork for something idfk

someone made a tiktok of the phillies playoff loss set to the end of basketball shoes by black country new road, and i have cried every single time i've watched it because i'm a DAMN SUCKER