it's tuesday night you know what that means. Time to drink exactly 4 beers and make my first ever tiktok repost a tasteful amv drawing parallels between the movies challengers and napoleon dynamite

Sufjan Stevens's agent:

Carter Hart historically dogshit Stanley Cup goalie, what a shame to see

kingdom hearts is looking more embarrassed about itself than i am. stop stumbling around in daddy's oversized shoes and make your damn disney property showcase game colorful and cartoony and at least somewhat endearing you wimps

if isaac wood isn't a coward he will open for pepe bridgers with Theme From Failure Pt 1 youtu.be/EkbD8LsrWFU?...

it is very funny to have been on testosterone for almost a year now and still consistently wonder to myself if i am "fake trans" whatever that even means

on the plus side he can have a beer at CBP now

It's don't kill yourself pride month. Repost to don't kill yourself.

i made an off-handed joke and @hotcakesdeluxe.online said it was the most "northernlion" joke i've ever made and that she was "proud of" me happy pride

Oh this bill is really, really bad. You would be charged under trafficking offenses if you have a roommate who does sex work, if you help a trafficking survivor create an escape fund, and you would be permanently banned from some jobs such social work or nursing

happy birthday to me and @greg.style , two thirds of the team responsible for making Wikipedia's Cited First-Ever Roguelike Deck Builder. the third person was of course lcd soundsystem's james murphy

did you hear about the horrifying thing that youre powerless to do anything about

becoming the first Pigma Dengar vtuber

pete campbell. don is bugs

Anyway, stream Man I Need

i'm on broad where is everybody

Me too bud. Me too.

Guess what, fellas: the goalie’s covered your asses too many times to count this year. Time to pick up the tab.

the hell

ANNOUNCING: 500 FINGER FILLET 500 STABS. 30 MINUTES. A horror roguelite about stabbing yourself in the hand five hundred times to escape a deadly trap. Can you make it out with all your fingers? Or will you bleed out on the table? Wishlist now on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4602120/...

personally if i didn't want to get a penalty for embellishment i would simply not embellish

genderless sometimes autocorrects to tenderness: clear and flagrant microaggression

why didn’t the Penguins score any goals? are they stupid?

will someone please buy me a ticket for flyers penguins game 3 i promise i "won't" hurt sidney crosby

Logging on, gm

THE FLYERS HAVE CLINCHED THE PLAYOFFS

The promise of building a home with two bare hands no one can live there, but it can store those plans and all that will, and all that hope and then we can just run wild youtu.be/_advjSgWVuI?...

They could continue wandering through the endless darkness, an absence of everything they loved, an endless void of disappointment and loneliness, or they could look down, and embrace what they always had and loved

This behavior is spiritually Philadelphian

trans day of visibly larger hips gdi i cant fit in my dang gecko booty shorts anymore. cmon testosterone what da hell

i love chainsaw man

steph @hotcakesdeluxe.online said i will get unshadowbanned if i post pictures of her looking hot

they got prop hunt in the damn pokémon automata game

the eligma of amigara balls

i have dearly missed The Toast but sometimes the onion really delivers in a similar vein. the frothing hog-child Peppa Pig

Absolutely incredible.

10/10 would sob in my shower chair again

"it's fine to dream" by you are an angel my new album OUT NOW! hope you enjoy <3 awawawaworld.bandcamp.com/album/its-fi...

T4T

in my austrian nobleman era 💅✨ not my ass commissioning a symphony in c...🫣🤣😈💋

awake at 2 am again? why not post a several-paragraph screed about how yakuza kiwami 3 is the rise of skywalker to the gamer boys discord

is there a mr. understanding?