subway has the chance to do the funniest marketing

Rest now, sandwich-man. Rest and be FREE!!! 😂

I would also like the government to underwrite my business to the tune of 20 billion dollars, please, if that's what we're doing now.

Don't mind me. Just sitting in my office crying, because a cat I've never met passed away.

I'm totally biased, because Dragula is my favorite show, but @bbdragula.bsky.social really outdid themselves with this season of Titans! Ugh, they are So Good At TV!!! The rug alone deserves several Emmys!

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

Getting progressively more pissed at that red card. If VAR justification was "endangerment," then why did play continue after Kimmich was kicked in the head? That's a potential injury an order of magnitude more significant. The inconsistency is the crux. Either safety matters, or it doesn't.

Can someone explain the Luis Diaz red card to me? I honestly don't understand what necessitated the red over a yellow? Is it down to H going off? How did VAR determine the level of injury so quickly? I am biased, yeah, but mostly just confused by the rule. #PSGvBayern

In Memoriam: Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

Former vice president Dick Cheney has died, at 84, with the blood of millions on his hands. His legacy will far outlive him as the man responsible for wars that have killed and displaced millions abroad; and who worked diligently to lay the groundwork for fascist authoritarianism in the U.S.

"Hush, Horatio. Did you not hear the Dark Lord's call? Go now and summon the others, for it is the time of The Reaping. Soon we shall be bathing in the blood of our enemies." "I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."

It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.

So many people were detained extrajudicially, were tortured, or died because of Dick Cheney. You can't get to the danger we're in now without everything he did. The weapons he helped forge are ones we need to take away from U.S. presidents forever.

Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.

hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue. we’ll all subscribe en masse

Poast an birb apnnouncing Dick Cheney is ded

It's crucially important to remember that you're an adult with free will, and you can make fresh popcorn with red chile powder, nutritional yeast, lemon juice and salt and eat it with chopsticks at your desk to avoid making a mess. No one can ever take that away from you

reminder that food is food and if someone is hungry, feed them. don't judge. being food insecure is horrible. some people can't get over the shame of qualifying for assistance. please just be normal about food purchases.

I cannot express my opinion for these monsters without risking a visit from these monsters

You there. I want you to say, aloud, at some point today "I'm really glad I'm good at..." And then you're gonna say something you think you do pretty well. If you don't think you do anything pretty well, I want you to say "one little thing that makes me unique is..." And if you can't do either?

Met a distant cousin tonight

Huh. Imagine that. Consequences for a wealthy rapist.

Sharing for awareness: For those able and willing to help, the Embassy of Jamaica in DC is coordinating disaster relief in the U.S. They have asked folks to reach out to them at [email protected] to coordinate support. The government has info on donations supportjamaica.gov.jm

I want them to sue him so fucking hard that they end up owning the letters "RFK".

The government of Jamaica has set up a portal for contributing to official relief efforts. I will update this thread if anything analogous opens up for Haiti, Cuba, or the DR supportjamaica.gov.jm

Praying for the people of Jamaica, Cat 5 hurricanes is not a joke

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

If one of the appliances in your home, say your cooker or fridge, ran using ten times the power of a normal one, you‘d replace it as fast as possible and never go near that manufacturer again, because you’d think they were catastrophically bad at making stuff. But it’d be cool if it talked, right?

"If the working-class masses have no right to land, food, housing, education, healthcare, and the basic comforts that centuries of our labor created, then the capitalist class has no right to peace. "It's really as simple as that." — @hamptonthink.bsky.social

reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book

What will people remember (and share with the world) about you when you're dead? That you were shitty to them, just because you could be? Or that you were kind to them, even when you didn't have to be? What story did you write about yourself?

Dear Reader, I loved it. Sumptuous, grotesque, romantic, brutal, hopeful. @realgdt.bsky.social worked cinematic magic with Frankenstein. See it in a theater and then savor it again later once it has its Netflix premiere.

Seated for Frankenstein and could not be more excited The weather is gray and blustery. I've got popcorn and Dr Pepper. Today is great

I didn't get any pics with me in them at the actual parade, but here's our bonker of Uncles Baby Billy right before we left to go to the parade Runnin through the house with a pickle in my mouth... misbehavin!

The Bayern supporters' tifo in the visitor stands at Gladbach today was a glorious vision of hell, and everyone needs to revel in Rotkappchen smoking a cigarette as the world erupts in flame around her www.lesoir.be/707147/artic...

among all the other reasons to hate “AI,” the term was created to speculate what our responsibilities would be if machines developed a soul; now it’s a phrase used by assholes who want to take the soul out of everything.

Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality. Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.

Road to Wigan Pier is a rant of a book. But it goes so hard on why it’s evil to begrudge the poorest simple pleasures.

This video is one of my absolute favorites. I'm pointing this out not to diminish the cyclists in chicago (who are great) but these are likely learned tactics from each other (which is ALSO good). Sometimes I think some of the cynicism on here is b/c people aren't seeing the positive push backs

So now instead of betting our entire financial infrastructure on subprime mortgage loans, they’re going to collapse the economy by balancing everything on fraud tokens.

I would rather watch a fragment of underdone potato for two hours

Lando and I are ensconced on the couch watching Fright Night, and my brain tangent has me wondering what version of the story would be like today but with Svengoolie instead of Peter Vincent

MILLIONS might starve, MILLIONS may lose access to healthcare, poorly vetted militias are terrorizing cities, farmers are SCREWED, there's an unemployment crisis, job crisis, housing crisis, an economic bubble, OH... and we just set a record for 'second longest' government shutdown in HISTORY...

People who wear these in public should be shamed and refused entry to establishments. I am hardline on this.

Remember, they aren't “smart glasses”—they are Pervert Glasses and should always be referred to as such.

The White House's partial destruction by the world's most famous dodgy and tasteless property developer is actually a bit funny seen from the outside and I'm surprised he didn't do it the first time around, given that he was the world's most famous dodgy and tasteless property developer then too.

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

It's not "purity politics" to say that we don't want to coexist or collaborate with literal nazis. Any "big tent" that harbors white supremacists & fascists is a tent worth burning down.

I was gonna tell you all about this cocktail I came up with, but then the cat knocked over one of my favorite houseplants, and suddenly how do you get dirt water out of a bookshelf?

I swear to fucking God if I find out a store is doing this to me, I will burn down the entire fucking chain. I will become wrath incarnate. Fair warning.