give it up for the catholic church’s recognition that we are an empire in decline

everyone always says "death to america" but then when someone steps up and does it you get mad at him

Gonna need @taberski.bsky.social to do a season 2 of Hysterical: DRONES

just sayin’

Friend is making infused butter. Good time to remind y’all that Storz & Bickel has good BF sales right now on their Volcano and other dry herb vaporizers. Make edibles with your avb! A twofer.

Repeating my helpful little mnemonic song from Twitter: If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏 If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏 If you can't get there without him And you don't know much about him If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏

Pretty sunset from the lab tonight

Oh. It looks disgusting in Cleveland ❄️❄️ I don’t do snow anymore. I’ll look at the mountains with snow from my backyard and that’s close enough these days.

Folks may not realize you can subscribe to a block list and it will block everyone on the list, as well as new additions for you!

this is huge. THE CALLS WORKED

Why are they sitting on these other reports?

Dilly Billy 1st of his name keeper of my side of the bed, has an appointment to see if it’s arthritis that’s making him be a grumblepuss and hopefully get some pain medication

Birdseye new eruption view courtesy of RÚV..

The Blue Lagoon's car park is disappearing by the second. Photo from RÚV.

it disgusts me the national democratic party barely pushes back at this attempt from the right to wind back LGBTQ rights decades after claiming to be the party of LGBTQ rights

On Wednesday’s I get my niece Jazz

Ran out of my body wash and made the mistake of using the Mr.’s body wash and omfg….20+ years into this I didn’t know “refreshing” anywhere on dude body wash means my butthole and lady bits are cycling through hot/freezing cold. Y’all just like the tingly balls and buttholes or like why?

*shakes fists at sky* Working in the science side of cannabis is absolutely frustrating. Not sure I’d like the other side of it either from what I’ve seen in 7 years but jfc.

your honor, i believe my "i am a domestic terrorist" t-shirt has already answered the questions being raised by my shirts. also, i'm not crying. please don't put in the transcript that i'm crying.

Bathroom squad checking in

Silo Season 2! Apple really does a piss poor job of marketing their shows.

I did not read the yield on this cookie recipe 🙃

The group chat got drunk and decided we’re doing a holiday concert @ work. I think I’m the only one who played an instrument 🎷 They sound exactly like they did 30+ years ago ☠️

Good Morning from this guy who was singing the song of his people at 4:56am because he wanted bathtub water.

Netflix engineers rn

some hero needs to leak this shit

Old printer vs new printer. Crazy how it just……works lmao. No fiddly diddly bullshit.

If this is your rep 🗣️ call their office! hr 9495 would allow trump to categorize nonprofits as "terrorist organizations" at will and mess with their funding. your calls make a big difference. really. 1 call is worth more than 100 post

In case people aren't clear about me: FREE PALESTINE

Polio after hearing RFK was selected as HHS secretary.

leak the fucking report, you all have 473 reporters on speed dial, stop playing by rules nobody cares about and embarrass these people by any means necessary

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IKEA gravy packets are back!!!!!

Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands

The world watching Trump pick and nominate his new US government cabinet.

These rape allegations against an LAPD cop are truly disgusting. I’ve blocked out all names (for now) because if you google the cop’s name, the victim’s name comes up beside it. He abused someone suffering from mental illness.

Well I'm fucked.

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Welcome Baby Ruth! After a long search, it’s so nice to have you here!!

on one hand doxxing is bad. on the other hand nick fuentes is worse

That time of the year where I get to fight with people who went to school for many years more than me and yet they can’t figure out the thermostat. The reason it’s 55° in here in the morning is because you have it set to 68° ac and the heat will never turn on. Like. Ever. But what do I know 🤷🏼‍♀️

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I hope I broke it by all the ads I blocked.