Happy April Fools arXiv day to those who celebrate 🎉🧪

My 1st first-author paper has been submitted to ApJL and is available on arXiv! We found that elevated water vapor abundances in Mars-like exoplanet atmospheres suppress abiotic oxygen accumulation via CO2 photolysis by an order of magnitude relative to past studies. 🧪🔭🪐 arxiv.org/abs/2603.11017

Juno is hardly an unbiased source here, NASA. “‘Guy Not As Big a Deal As He Claims,’ Says Vengeful Wife Guy Cheated On Constantly”

Tim Hortons is set to temporarily rebrand its famous Timbits as "Moonbits" in celebration of Jeremy Hansen becoming the first Canadian to launch to the moon...

Since 1976 NASA has published NASA Spinoff, a report of technology that has been spun off from NASA research. I thought that this year, I would highlight some of the technologies mentioned in the 2026 version of the report. ntts-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/t2p/prod/spi... #NASA-Spinoff 🧪

A private jet carrying eight people crashed on takeoff from Bangor, Maine, a source briefed on the incident told CNN based on preliminary information. https://cnn.it/3ZwDSS1

NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks https://theonion.com/nasa-discovers-distant-planet-with-conditions-that-could-sustain-rocks/

Ready to take on 2026 #lemonpig

13/13 apps submitted! May 2026 bring good news (and no more grad apps ever)

The U.S. government is dismantling the National Center for Atmospheric Research, jettisoning key climate science projects in the process

7/14 apps ✅ 🎶 ohhhhh we’re halfway there 🎶

Gwen fell asleep supervising me writing 😴

Perk of #F1 in the US: can watch the race on traffic cams (besides the broadcast ofc) #LasVegasGP

At this rate I’ll finally be done with my paper today and can send it to my co-authors 🥹

Sometimes I wish the earth rotated slower so there were more hours in the day (yes I’m still up at 4am)

The cashier booth heater is insane. I’m sitting here no coat and windows cracked to not melt. 🫠 It’s 37°F out 🥶

Research notes on receipt paper, typing away on my phone. Final paper crunch made better by being sent to the garden center at work today.

Lmao I nailed it get rekt standardized tests

GRE tomorrow 😵‍💫 love that I felt the need to take it this year, it’s like throwing spaghetti at the wall and hoping it sticks

GRFP app ✅ 🙂

Losing fantasy football 6 weeks in a row is diabolical

Me to this grad app cycle (I’m tired):

Love how I’m spending my evening on Merriam-Webster finding synonyms of “diverse” for my GRFP 😑

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

Me sowing a passing interest in the World Series: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Holy smokes what a game!!! So bummed but at Mookie my beloved gets another ring 🥺

Tie this, Blue Jays. Keep it going. We have an extra hour tonight and the darkness cannot hold us.

No way

Imagine if this game makes it to the time change…

My sister just compared this game to a triple-OT game of beer pong 💀

peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall

I need to stop posting or I’ll curse the damn game

Varsho pop a dinger and you’ll never buy a drink in Canada again

Bruh

Okay Vladdy time to rip one and seal the deal

No fucking way

You told me you got a raspberry pie and I show up and it's little fucking computer?

“I haven’t seen violence like this since Rwanda. The velocity and ferocity of the RSF killing civilians since Sunday is unlike anything I’ve seen in 26 years of doing this work, and HRL [Yale Humanitarian Research Lab] has been reporting on the RSF and the Sudanese war for a while.” Incredibly grim

Aaaaand I’m out of candy already. That was quick!!

By far my favorite part of handing out Halloween candy is hearing giggles up and down my street 🥹

I hope the organist plays Vivaldi’s “Spring” at daybreak

Remember: if it's white smoke coming from Dodgers stadium, a run has been scored. If it's black smoke, we play another inning.

Game 3 of the World Series, brought to you by 5 Hour Energy

Can we give some props to Dieter Ruhle, who has been absolutely stellar on that organ throughout this entire game?

INNING 18!!! GIVE IT UP FOR INNING 18!!!!