We tracked down the superyacht owned by the world’s sixth richest man. Larry Ellison won’t like what we did to it 🛥️🏴‍☠️

America: endless wars The others:

Sorry to burst the bubble but one day demonstrations are not getting it done. We need to. STOP THE COUNTRY, no more excuses if you feel uncomfortable then you are part of the problem. Stopping the country for over a week will get things rolling. Companies cannot fire everyone. Inject fear into them

I fucking hate the google ads platform.

These Christian nationalists forget about the good and evil thing. The heaven and hell of their religion. Guess they’re burning in hell after this.

> @scottmelkerr.bsky.social

I don't want to know who Banksy is.

Dabs are so stupid and I'll prove it to you by doing another dab

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

HEY UPS… WHERE IS MA DANG PACKAGE?!

😔 The guys at the desk were always "onstage" and wanted the spotlight, even if you were just buying strings. (Long & McQuade is better) www.cp24.com/local/toront...

Charlie Kirk is dead. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!

Fixed!

Alright ye wee shites. Tonight we are infusing 1.06 oz of the kind bud with ghee, and 2.96 oz of the stank nasty ABV bud with coconut oil. Free Palestine ✊🇵🇸

Ah the ol stash box. When my stashes and stuff actually fit into this little thing. Trying to be more discreet with the kids getting older. This little guy box is my new office companion instead of mason jars and packaging sitting around.

Dogs had a good romp in the woods this morning. #dogsky

"Sleeper cells" oh you mean civilian expats whose families you just killed for no reason

Some of you are probably thinking “Another protest!?” Well, yes! This No Kings Day on March 28 is more important than ever. Here's why. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s5j1Aevwoek

BREAKING: Robert Mueller, former FBI Director and Special Counsel who led the Russia investigation into the 2016 election, has died at 81. He had reportedly been battling Parkinson’s disease.

So there’s no TSA funding and fuckface has triggered Iran. No, can’t see any terrorism holes here…

Thou shalt not buy oil from the foreigners you’re bombing and then claim to be “America First.”

seems to me the only competent motherfucker in the whitehouse is the fucking doctor keeping that motherfucker alive.

‘Incredibly important’: #Canada moves towards homegrown rocket launches in Nova Scotia The facility, called Spaceport Nova Scotia, aims to operate much like an airport, with multiple operators using the same infrastructure. /1 thread www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/art...

Next overhaul for Isley - Plants and Plant Details.

Don’t judge them for having a fun vacation

Nothing screams “we’re just winging it” like having to buy oil from Iran while in the middle of a war with Iran.

It's so funny. "The USPS losses money" So does the federal highway commission. But we all understand that if we didn't invest money in this you couldn't drive anywhere. But for some reason we've let shithead delivery companies convince you otherwise.

We need reporters at the White House asking fuckface how much of a help Zelensky is being. Does he have the cards now, you fucking dolts?

Solar panels aren’t being held up in the Strait of Hormuz. A point worth making

#cannabis can help with that

I didn’t get out on the lake enough this winter. #lakelife

It’s “mark’s looking at the news again and reposting that garbage and screaming in his head”-time.

⁨"Breaking records when it comes to unpopularity"⁩

UPS still has my warrenty replacement Puffco Peak Pro. Thinkin it’s customs and worried I’ll get charged. Timing sucks, our guests are leaving tomorrow and we haven’t used the Link cable at all.

I think it’s fair to say the GOP is a terrorist organization

Jeff Bezos is worth $220 billion. After building that fortune from overworking and exploiting his own workers, Bezos is now developing a fund to acquire manufacturing companies and automate them. Why do we always hear about immigrants taking jobs when the oligarchs are actually to blame?

NATO IS A DEFENSIVE ALLIANCE. THEY WONT HELP ILLEGAL INVASIONS AND DESTRUCTION OF OTHER COUNTRIES AND THEIR CIVILIANS EVEN IF THEY ARE PART OF NATO. FUCK MAGA #fucktrump #fuckmaga #fuckice #fucktrumpagain

Oh @economist.com

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That’s great!