Just thinking about how fucked up mega-rich people must be, because they can't even enjoy their money properly, because the most enjoyable thing to do with money is to use it to fix people's problems.

There’s something so magical about a water park in Thailand, filled with families of Asian tourists, and the speakers blaring profanity-laced hip hop.

Goddamn I love George Wallace and whatnot.

No one in Ancient Rome sat around googling the fall of the Greeks. That’s a fact.

We need to hear less from JK Rowling and more from John Irving. www.cbc.ca/radio/thecur...

It’s still so weird to see ‘compassion club’ and ‘BC’ and it isn’t The BC Compassion Club. Gave many years. At least the namesake is continuing the fight against the Drug War and its heavy toll.

Yeah, I didn’t know we needed grape jelly flavoured popcorn either, but it’s actually delicious 🤤

This is what Big Tech wants bosses to think can replace their workers. A code-driven version of you having a stroke. They think it’s an improvement 😏.

Hallowe’en Parade. From a criminally underrated album. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb_r...

Beach melon.

Ten years ago I was partying with Tommy Chong and Ludacris at my company’s event in Victoria celebrating the official legalization of weed in Canada. It had been a long struggle just to get there, and we still don’t have sensible regulations. 😓

This is a pretty sweet chill spot in Pattaya to enjoy your weed. Nice Thai guy owns it. If you ever find yourself stuck in Pattaya. 😂

Okay, Pattaya is the cesspool I thought it was, but the Sanctuary of Truth? Holy shit! The scale of this achievement is something else. How it’s not considered a world wonder I’ll never know. 🤯

All day we were saying Hua Hin was better than Jomtien, then Jomtien does this:

Wine and Cannabis: garden, cafe, drinks, snacks, ice cream, and of course, wine and cannabis. #HuaHin #Weed

Canada’s ‘boycott America’ movement is hurting innocent bystanders’ 😂😂😂😂 What do you think the tariffs did? You know what? Fuuuuck you. edition.cnn.com/2025/10/13/b...

Great spot in Hua Hin 😮‍💨

Monkeys

If they really believed the rapture was coming they would have maxed out their credit cards.

For the record, I do not smell like a small town church - unless it burned down in a weed fire…

So, what I learned today is Americans don’t care who gets shot, as long as it isn’t a white dude who thought getting shot was just part of being American.

Can’t seem to send it privately here. Let me know what you think if you decide to try it!

Dragon Fruit

Him: I’m just saying, I really value our friendship. Me: It goes great with Bailey’s probably.

More like this please.

Slightly diminish a band: Salmon Floyd

Slightly diminish a band: They Might Be Very Large.

Was scrolling so fast I somehow read ‘getting gored at the Old Spaghetti Factory’… and people wonder why I need Indica 😂

People are just misunderstanding this because the measles and smallpox are too small to see.

Phillip K. Dick Arkady and Boris Sturgestsky Cixin Liu Harry Harrison Douglas Adams Stephen King Gary Larson Ben Bova James S. A. Corey Ernest Hemmingway The five books thing is an interesting qualifier. Not necessarily my top ten favourite authors, but not completely off either.

For no particular reason… m.youtube.com/watch?v=TjDE...

Hey America, do you even revolution anymore bro?

I need this book! Lol 😅🤣😂

Yep, this.

The US Democratic Party is suffering from mayolaise.

“Are you the one that tells the joke about the pickle?!”

Kungfu Panda is cool and all, but where is Capoeira Capybara? I need this.

My grandmother turns 97 today. She’s been very lucky with little to no health issues - though her mind started to go a few years ago. I’m happy she’s still with us, but I…do not want to live that long 😓

Watching Elon and Donald fight is a lot like watching the Oilers play Florida for the Stanley Cup…who really cares who wins?

When travelling and people ask where I’m from, the immediate response was always ‘Canada, very nice’. For awhile last year, the response was ‘oh, you hate Trudeau…’. Now the first response seems to be ‘Trump is asshole’ 😂

Ya’ll need to learn your history, like for real for real.

If Conservatives want change so bad, I can think of a great place for them to start… www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Yes, this is an abomination (and fake) but… I kind of appreciate the honesty of the tagline ‘Nalley’s is adequate.”

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

For all the time I lived in NYC, I only went to watch Saturday Night Live once. But I was treated to this brilliance. (The three friends I was with were from Georgia, so it was extra sweet.) m.youtube.com/watch?v=j4ZR...

One? Pretty sure I have whole sets in there.

Every time I’m feeling good about hating every one, someone goes and does something like this.

Penn and Teller Get Killed, and the Wrong Guy. (I don’t think I’d be in business long, but that’s the world’s loss 😂)

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