Editorial cartoonist at @washingtonpost.com quits because her cartoon criticizing the rich tech bosses donating money to Trump was cut anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...

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Folks, seeing The Daily Planet building in a Superman trailer is not an “Easter egg.”

Oh how my family hates when I declare "Oh, that music IS [whatever the subtitle just said it is]"

Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up theonion.com/drake-drops-...

Watch out for Black Doves! It'll cost you a loss in Little Drummer Boy...

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The thing is Michael Buble didn't have to do a version of Santa Baby. He could've just... not made one. Or, he could've gone full gay version. No harm, there. But this "Santa Pally" crap? Come on man

The good thing about Steven Seagal movies is that you can just turn off the shit and watch something else.

The Star Wars opening crawl, but it’s just a list of everything you’ve fucked up in your life.

What are Republicans trying to hide? Why are Republicans trying so hard to protect an alleged sexual predator? (And why aren't Democrats screaming either or both questions every time they're in earshot of a reporter or on TV?)

Maybe DOGE is planning to pitch single payer?

AOC: This brings me to Hanlon's razor which is to not ascribe to malice what can be more easily attributed to stupidity

Demo t-shirt in neighborhood print store: what do they know about astronauts that I don't know?

Standards Lowered For Second Search Through Fridge

I'm out. And early too. Thanks to Beegie Adair's jazz piano rendition. I'll face you again next year, you little drumming bastard you!

Some guy: Die Hard is a CHRISTMAS MOVIE Everyone: Yeah Guy: A CHRISTMAS MOVIE Everyone: We all said we agreed Guy: IT TAKES PLACE DURING CHRISTMAS TIME

i'm all for brand synergy but i thought the Darkhold's appearance in Moana 2 was a bit crass

I'm listening to a sexy-singer-de-jour's take on "Santa Baby" and remembering what @samsuper.bsky.social once pointed out to me: the whole song is bonkers, yes, but asking for a *platinum mine* is really over the top. I mean come on.

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

TBF hiring a prostitute to seduce your sister's husband so you can ruin him has a very Ambassador-to-France vibe

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How long til Elon starts wearing a Hitler mustache to own the libs and then complains about all the woke flak he gets over it?

Little Drummer Boy The Game has begun! The rules: 1. Don't hear LDB between day-after-Thanksgiving and Christmas, or you're out 2. If you're out, post that fact here 3. No playing or singing LDB on purpose to screw others Good luck!

Just gave ChatGPT a writing deadline and now it’s cleaning the house

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.

It is hard to counter this combo of cynicism and lying without bonafide candidates who can throw a punch. If we want to beat a right wing that weaponizes (justified!) public anger at Big Pharma to destroy the social safety net + spread conspiracies, we can’t run Dems who take money from Big Pharma.

On the upside, safe for Heat Stroke and a low UV index!

My first question to Gemini; gotta respect the honesty

"Wicked" does not synch up to "Dark Side of the Moon" at all. Sorry to everyone in the theater.

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Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family theonion.com/stouffer-s-t...

I'm writing my own eulogy in Mad Libs form. Whoever is in attendance may fill it in as a group. If you don't know the difference between an adverb and an adjective, please remain silent; people are grieving.

Elon Musk is too rich. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/enough-wea...

(Trying to stir shit up) Audiobooks are for the working class and if you can find the time to sit down and read a book you are a decadent and entitled drain on society

Unfortunately, Blossom is an undocumented immigrant and will be deported in February

The bullshit supply side justifications write themselves! Here I'll start: "This is good for everyone because sales tax discourages unwise spending while income & corp tax discourage work & investment" See? Easy to rationalize transferring the tax burden from the wealthy to the poor & middle class

I can't wait to hear how the associated inflation is somehow Biden's fault!

I wonder if the incoming Trump White House will refer to Biden as “the former guy,” and try to change the topic whenever his name comes up, or whether they’ll blame practically every self-inflicted problem they face on the horrible Biden administration. Haha, I do not actually wonder this.

Haha I just tried to reply “SCOTUS fucked us” and it autocorrected to “SCOTUS fucked U.S.” Yep.

I might get one for a young friend with the message, "just because"

Democrats: we need to knock it off with what we did wrong for a while. All we should say now is: look at the awesome economy we're giving Trump. We should say it over & over & over. With charts. On TV. We have time to plan what's next. For now the mission is: don't give away credit for this economy.

This makes a ton of sense

Dear Democrats: please say this loud and a lot, so when Trump tries to take credit for the economy (like he did Obama's) you'll have at least tried to nip it in the bud