Time to welcome Robbie Williams back to the Bridge. It’s 97 years since Chelsea last played Port Vale - the Vale won 1-0, so at least form is on their side #FACup

#IMAX screening of Alien proving surprisingly popular today #inspoonsnoonecanhearyouscream #fuckthefarright

Knew I recognised that pattern from somewhere #musicfortoilets #eno

New fear unlocked

@rocketqueened.bsky.social loving, no, LIVING the new @queerbrewing.bsky.social branding 😍😍😍

#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlur Advertisement at a London bus stop. Ya gotta love the British…

Me: “Hi. I’d like a grandé latte with synonym please.” Barista: “You mean, cinnamon, right?” Me: “It’s the same thing, isn't it?”

¡There's a new @londonbeercity.bsky.social out tomorrow! Featuring: - New pubs that want to be old pubs - A v cool Victorian discovery - The Oz-based pilot who visited 50+ London pubs - Boozing in Bermondsey - Closed breweries, open pubs Sign up for free here: www.willhawkes.net/london-beer-...

umami: mushrooms udaddi: older guy w disposable income uchild: things are gonna get easier

#SaveThePCC Some of you may have read about the situation regarding our new landlord wishing to add a new redevelopment break clause, with only 6 months notice to our lease. For now, we're simply asking you all to share & sign the petition below; you.38degrees.org.uk/p/princechar...

We've just released 2 handmade Hoppy keyrings and frankly, if you don't buy one now given there's only a dozen of each, that's a YOU problem. Look how f-- cool they are! Big props to Naomi for these..

Americans who sound like Carabao Cup ties

bit early for this

BBC Four is repeating the 1966 drama (well, four interlinked plays) Talking To A Stranger starring Judi Dench from Sunday: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...

Chelsea 3rd on alphabetical order as it stands. I always preferred Woolwich Arsenal as a name tbh #KTBFFH

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Lampardesque from Enzo. This doubter is for turning 💙

Fancy a fun exclusive? The Duignan's of Clerkenwell's lovely Sutton Arms have just bought Bethnal Green's The Kings Arms from the Grace Land pub group. One for your newsletter I reckon, @willhawkes.bsky.social.

Chelsea Pride statement. #NoToHate 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

#Memes I recently adapted into other formats. A mini 🧵... #1 Potato/monkey Jesus as a stained-glass window.

An erotic short story in three acts

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