It feels pretty damn good to walk around wearing an Arsenal kit having random people congratulate you

If I’m not evolved enough to understand it, then why did they have to steal my writing to train it?

because I know y’all can’t click and read

From their own words; the now infamous on here "I'll fight till hell freezes over and then I'll cut the ice and fight on" quote was specifically in response to seeing a slaveowner auctioning off his own barely teenaged daughter

My best friend gave his life for this country. He's buried less than a mile from that podium, and two of his children, whom he loved fiercely, are trans. This is just a giant middle finger to a man who was 1,000x the soldier the secretary could ever hope to be.

I really don’t get this wasteful obsession. I’ve never worn hotel slippers

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

"Edging! Edging! Edging!" - Will Buxton during the Weenie 500

“One of the problems with autopsies is that voter psychology takes a lot of work to understand well, but the people who have that skillset largely aren’t the type of person the DNC is hiring to audit their choices.” Must-read from @gelliottmorris.com

Reminder: Never put important medication in a checked bag. I hope they’re ok

The $1,000,000 Delta Air Lines donated to Donald Trump’s 2025 presidential inaugural fund is really paying off, isn’t it? Atlanta, New York, Los Angeles, Boston, and Seattle are all Delta hubs—and sanctuary cities. Well done, Delta!

I’ve always respected the drivers who do things their own way & aren’t just robots. RIP Kyle Busch

Oh my god, Kyle Busch died. Awful awful awful. www.nytimes.com/athletic/729...

“Up to 70% of rooms reserved by Fifa in Boston, Dallas, Los Angeles, Philadelphia and Seattle have been cancelled, the AHLA said” www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

It's interesting how Gmail always puts legit e-mails about class action lawsuits into the spam folder, no matter the company. Today, I had one in spam relating to a Google device lawsuit. Oh well, I'm sure there's nothing shady going on there!

JUST TELL ME THE FUCKING POST OFFICE HOURS JESUS CHRIST

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Arsenal titles won since Piero Hincapié flashed everyone: 1

I can’t believe it. Arsenal did the damn thing 🏆 North London Forever. COYG!

I sincerely hope that people in the quotes popping off about the nationals fan base, when these assholes with the sign are almost certainly out of towners to a city that is 95% not this, have called their representatives about ending the federal occupation of a place without representation.

“Oh no, the Mets”

I will NOT stop huffing rat droppings

I don’t recommend having the longest escalator in the USA suddenly stop when you’re 25% of the way down, forcing you to then walk down the rest of the way

They plan on killing off more airlines with illegal wars that drive up oil prices

The slogan of the 2026 New York Mets

He looks like he and Samuel L. Jackson accidentally went into a time machine at the same time

Another day, another incident of idiot tourists throwing rocks at a wild animal. This time it was a crocodile in Tulum creators.yahoo.com/lifestyle/st...

This is what happens when there's historically low trust in the Presidents of the United States of America

He heard the Germans had bombed it and was looking for Jägerbombs

My new passport just arrived. Thankfully, the only photo of an idiot in it is mine

Why would anyone waste their time talking about any commencement speech other than Harrison Ford’s at ASU? 🔱 youtu.be/NK5Y4YD0mOA?...

Another day, another incident of idiot tourists throwing rocks at a wild animal. This time it was a crocodile in Tulum creators.yahoo.com/lifestyle/st...

I really can’t state strongly enough how utterly stupid this is. Once you eliminate taxes for a class you will never be able to bring them back. And it WILL domino. Eliminating taxes and privatizing everything is the republicans’ end goal. Do not help them!!!

France confines more than 1,700 people to cruise ship over suspected norovirus death

Leaving my stuff behind during an emergency procedure as directed and telling someone it's their fault for leaving their items on a plane? You would never the last of me

A mass shooting at the world famous Teotihuacan Pyramids killed one person and left over a dozen injured. The shooter was later identified as Julio Ramírez, a 27 year old man who idolized fascism and the Columbine massacre. unicornriot.ninja/2026/the-teo...

They gave him an award and called him an environmental activist lmaooo

We've reached the point where one party has so obliterated the rule of law that everyone else continuing to abide by it will only hasten the end of our democracy. That's a recipe for chaos and violence. It's terrifying, and I don't know what we do about it.

Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

Some free advice: Live your life in a way that you don’t have to worry if hell is real or not

IndyCar switching from left turns to far right turns

This is the cultural fusion we needed

TIL why Cinco De Mayo was important in the USA www.history.com/articles/cin...

Arsenal in the damn Champions League Final!!! COYG