A large pee the size of a small pee

When it's hot in the poor places tonight I'm not going outside

I’m no doctor, but the best solution to poor air quality is probably not to spend even more time in poor air

This England-Argentina match is going to be 120 minutes of this, isn’t it

the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”

MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL

Oh hey, canned Pedigree is being recalled. Check your cans, people.

No, they’re going to bomb an elementary school near the International Criminal Court

get in losers were canceling alexis ohanian for funding flock

Great job 👏

When I went to Naples a few years ago, I went to the street where there are dozens of shops selling nativity scenes. Given how much they love Maradona there, I fully expected at least someone to be selling one with a baby Maradona, but apparently there are some lines that won’t be crossed

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

Republicans stop wearing jeans in weird situations to be wearing jeans challenge

most proposed measures to address overtourism turn out to really just be measures to make tourism more of a luxury good

Stacks of duty free cigarette cartons for everyone!

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning. He told me I was not turtley enough for the Turtle Club 😢

I want our next Dem president to bring back the WPA and just build infrastructure all across this country again. Build green energy, trains, housing, etc. We can have nice things (and nice bathrooms), but we have to invest in ourselves!

This is fire from start to finish

Well, guess I have to stop to watch yet again. When I finally make it to the Majors, this is going to be my walk-up song

Egypt wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta and holding a big lead in the fourth quarter makes me a bit nervous.

5 years ago, I posted a video on Ruben Rivera (www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng6s...) that I put a ton of work into and I was heartbroken to learn that this video about Rivera that Pearlman posted not only lifts tons of photos and videos directly from my video, but does it without any attribution.

Now presenting 24/7 soccer fields in the city that never sleeps. Find your next late-night game at nycopenplay.com.

Anyway, if the USMNT ever want to be world class we need MLS academies to be much bigger and have way more openings for lower- and middle-class children. It's true but makes you a bore at parties so it's the perfect fact for Bluesky.

The USMNT needs to start having decent goalkeepers again or else we’ll never progress beyond this stage of the World Cup

Oh no disaster what a bad idea

COCAINE HELICOPTER AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON THIS

Popocatépetl would have erupted if that had gone in. This match is excellent, props to Mexico for turning it back around when they looked done

tfw you’ve just finished pissing on jefferson davis’ grave

futurism.com/future-socie... lol

*Jarvis Cocker voice* Are you sure?

This might be the most blatant example in existence of "rich guy who created a problem attempting to place the blame for that problem on immigrants"

You’re 86 years old, and you’ve made tons of money from insider trading! Hire a damn driver! sfist.com/2026/07/04/p...

250 years of American innovation has led to this moment 🫡 🇺🇸

new metaphor just dropped

Drug testing should be a condition of any police funding

Live action Pepé Le Pew

you can’t just let the fascists take everything from you. it’s how it works. they cling on to everything good about a place and claim it as their own and if you don’t fight for the stuff you care about you’re just letting them have it.

I choose to believe that the people watching and believing in this team are more representative of the America that I wish to see this country become and no amount of content this administration tries to create can touch that. Also watching soccer was woke 12 years ago.

Unlike Curt Schilling’s, this one is real

Absolute scenes!

The Venezuelan guy in the VAR room might have some understandable issues with the USA www.foxsports.com/stories/socc...

That was a horrifically bad call. There’s no way that should have been a red card. This referee has been terrible all match

What was the point of the years of naked corruption if we're gonna get screwed like that?

I just had my first Wawa experience. I don’t know if I did it right, but 10/10 would endorse

TMZ DC with perhaps the most brutal video from Trump's Great American State Fair, showing Dr. Oz on stage bragging to Dean Cain about how big the crowd is, only for the reporter to pan around and show absolutely nobody is there. Original post: x.com/i/status/207...

BREAKING: More than 100 Venezuelans who were deported from the U.S. hours before the earthquakes are missing after their hotel collapsed.

I don't want to hear another word about how much white European visitors are enjoying ranch dressing while team officials, Africa's top referee, and now one of the world's most celebrated fans are turned away from the World Cup. The USA is an utterly unfit host — it's as simple as that

So you’re telling me a crab fried this rice?

theyre not “predictors” theyre gamblers, hes trying to get 18-34 year olds addicted to gambling