Have not been able to stop thinking about this

When does Madeline go into the public domain? Because I want a Madeline horror film. In the middle of the night Miss Clavel turned on the light And said SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT MADELINE. RATED R.

"Additionally, we will be charging a 30% Tariff on Upholstered Furniture"

I regret to inform you that Gwar has pushed the boundaries of good taste.

turbulence / maid supervisor #alttextposting #critterposting

“I’ve never felt more at threat here.” Thanks to Texas’s version of Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay" bill, teachers at some public schools are under pressure to deadname their students. ⤵️

We don’t need no thought control. (But we do indeed need education)

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

This says so much about the people who do like him.

Oh wow. He's coming for the NRA.

I got to meet two kitties at work today!!!

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There are 16 million vacant homes in the US & less than 1 million people without homes. Pundits keep saying we need to build more housing when what we need to do is confiscate homes & apartments kept vacant by landlords & mega-corporations for short-stay rentals & artificial price manipulation.

NEW — Trump, along with Jared Kushner, Pam Bondi and others stand for the National Anthem. Crowd boos as the American flag is unfurled on the court. Stadium is still only about 50% full.

The #USOpen has moved the trophy to inside the Rolex suite, which is where Trump is, but surely not where the trophy has ever belonged before during a final.

Pitch: a mash-up of "Jungle Love" and the TaleSpin theme song.

It's-a me, Copyright Infringement! Wahoo!

Just had to cancel an appointment because I can’t pay the owed copays. It’s $50. I can’t see my goddam therapist because this office is so pressed for $50.

The only people who become vampires are the people dumb enough to get bitten by vampires. Vampires get dumber every generation.

Well, back to work after a beautiful week off.

“could a dead man be blasting les miz???” is objectively funny, props to the WH for that one

For 12 months, America had a limited proof of concept for universal healthcare, and it was so uniformly successful we had no choice but to obliterate our society

I am only listening to Spiritbox for the first time right now because Poppy is doing a song with Courtney LaPlante (and Amy Lee). Why do people talk shit about this band? Is it because it’s a female vocalist? They’re honestly pretty rad. It’s 2025 guys haven’t we progressed past this.?

Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?

Every time my coworker expresses shock I used to date men, my heart sings

Masked and very sick, walking back from the grocery store w/ dog food. Guy outside the barbershop yells “hey what’s your deal? you a girl?” as I pass. I drop my purse and bag and gesture to my tits like they’re Wheel of Fortune prizes. “All right, all right,” he says, hands up, conceding defeat

If I suddenly got put in charge of Sega, my first order of business would be to open a Casino Night Zone hotel in Vegas.

A clothing company using digital models to show off its dresses is the dumbest possible use of AI ever. They might as well’ve just drawn the outfits on Bugs Bunny. I’m pretty sure women want to see what the products would look like on an ACTUAL WOMAN. They don’t want to GUESS.

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The threat of having to submit your ID to speak online is chilling, especially as we’re watching ideological capture and capitulation play out across traditional media and institutions. And it’s particularly gutting that sex workers and digital rights activists have been sounding alarms for years

Not all abusive relationships are romantic. Sometimes a “best friend” is the worst thing to happen to you. She’s been out of my life for close to 10 months and I’m still healing.

I can’t wait to sleep when I get outta work. 3-11 shifts exhaust me

How many medications am I going to have to try before I find a successful treatment for my mental illness

What caused one of the most painful friend breakups in your life? I’ll go first: one of my best friends fell down the vintage enthusiast to trad wife pipeline and fell in love with a man who is a known member of an alt right org. They’re married now. I think about her often and hope she’s safe.

I love the refrescas at Taco Bell, but I wish I could get them as a large. I also miss the dirty Baja Blast :(

I should not have had this many energy drinks in one day. I will regret this later when I crash for sure. And deffo not the best choice when tapering off of a medication

idk if this is all dollar tree locations or just my local one, but they’ve started putting red dot stickers over the prices and are charging more for things??

For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD. Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.

@sydlexia.bsky.social youtu.be/Q5cEJpnE_fA

@sydlexia.bsky.social youtu.be/0IryTDYGR78?...

business cat is too tired to even answer his phone. he hasn't taken a day off all year. he has the pto, he just doesn't want to make his coworkers do extra work

me: and I will have a large coca-cola. server: is applesauce okay?

Insurance is a scam, but especially if you’re chronically ill/mentally ill.

I should probably stop joking about how much I’d love a lobotomy, but being mentally ill is exhausting.