my friend Domi sent me this custom Klothys for my Commander deck and I‘m in love

Taps the sign. #EDH #CMDR #MTG

One of the few benefits of being a man is that if someone hears me using an electric toothbrush while I'm in the shower, they are more likely to assume that I am brushing my teeth while showering. They would be also be correct.

People are deepthroating Mamdani over this, but like… Bowser’s cool and Yoshi is mid. And what kind of dumbfuck doesn’t pick Wario to represent corporate greed? That’s literally his whole thing. Greed is not a primary motivation for Bowser.

The Street Fighter trailer seems to reference the actual games, Street Fighter: The Later Years, and the infamous animated film.

I bet Teriyaki Express has like, the biggest vagina.

Wake up babe, new OnlyFans model just dropped.

A recent study found that people with tattoos face a roughly 29% higher risk of getting skin cancer.

My dream job would be a wrestling manager. My gimmick would be that I'm a mad scientist, and that I manage a team team of mute Frankenstein-style monsters that I presumably created.

Ken kicking the car, OMG. I can't even. This looks so fun.

Question about King's Quest V: Why didn't Mordack just change Manannan back into a human and then like, just go on with his life?

This character would absolutely not be allowed on TV in 2026.

I guess that's why we can't have images in DMs. A human coder could make it happen.

Narrator: It was, in fact, Darby's time.

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But it does happen — and it has happened — so it's NOT insurmountable.

Please stop referring to insurmountable leads as “big leads”. It lacks specificity, and it’s incredibly annoying. @kenjennings.bsky.social #Jeopardy

Still love #MarioPaint! And #EarthBound!

Men will get a job and be like, “Welp, guess I’m gonna do this until I die. Oh well.” Women will get a job and be like, “I don’t like Sheila’s tone of voice. I’m outta here.”

You wanna know why representation matters? The LGBT community was so starved for representation in video games that they suffered a folie à plusieurs in 2015 and deluded themselves into thinking Pricefield was a good ship in any regard and that Chloe wasn't toxic.

How exactly did HHH and Stephanie McMahon fall in love? "I have a bad nose. I noticed you also have a bad nose. Let's kiss."

Billionaires and Hegseths They make no sense to me They live in our country And think they'll do as they please Like start some shit with Iran Or pal around with Epstein They say so many senile things It's all Greek to me

Hungary Like the Wolf It's election day in Budapest and JD's saying a prayer for wild boy Orban, while Don fights the release of Epstein's girls on film. In an ordinary world, polls would spell doom for this union of snakes, but one Rio journalist predicts cherry ice cream smiles. by Maureen Dowd

A reminder: The Strait of Hormuz was open before Trump launched his stupid, illegal war.

I like Elden Ring well enough, but I’d put Dark Souls 3, Bloodborne, or Sekiro over it.

If you think even *one* of these games actually belongs on a list of the 10 Best Games Ever, then let me quote some Bo Burnham for you: Sticks and stones might break your bones But words can break your heart But if you don't know where to go I'll show you where to start...

Social media sucks so bad. I don't think Zoomers understand just how bad social media sucks. It's all AI slop and engagement bait, and Twitter is the worst of it. Social media used to be funny and interesting people posting random funny and interesting things.

John Glover appears in the most unlikely places

I’ve never seen Batman & Robin, but I just learned John Glover is in it and now I must.

I know only two things about Amazon's The Boys: 1. Homelander is the bad guy. 2. Homelander is apparently the only interesting character, because he's the only one anyone ever talks about. I hope the final season doesn't end with him dying. That's boring. Lock him up.

I wanna create a popular multimedia franchise where the main character is an anthropomorphic zombie equine. And let me tell ya, I am gonna squeeze every last drop of money out of that dead horse.

I can't love anyone, cuz that would mean I had a heart.

“Fillet” is an interesting word because the Americans pronounce it like the French would and the English pronounce it like boorish, uncultured swine.

Thank you spirits 🙏

Just discovered that one of my first friends from The Bad Place - who’s the only reason I joined this dull, low engagement platform - has apparently blocked me. I realized I hadn't seen any posts from him in a bit, and I am blocked. I guess UFOs aren’t real.

What's the dumbest fucking reason you ever learned how to main a character? I learned Julia Chang so that I could tell my friends that it was "time to hear the wolf cry to the Blue Corn Moon" and that I'd "paint with all the colors of their blood." This went for on 10 years.

Didja know that there's a Professor Oak final boss battle coded into Pokemon Red/Blue? Huh, did you? This MIND-BLOWING and TOP SECRET information is almost as old as the game itself, but thanks to the "magic" of social media, you can see mouthbreathers post it as new everyday.

How do I get Windows 10 to stop trying to get me to upgrade to Windows 11?

Sheriff John Brady and Deputy Hedge, hauling two limp bodies down to the water's edge.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

I know that everyone has given so much already and it sucks so much to ask again. But any help with this lil guy means a lot.

I think dropping f-bombs in any sort of public setting should disqualify you from being President. I think dropping *actual* bombs on schools should disqualify you from being alive.

Nintendo has this weird thing where they never seem to get Mario franchises quite right the first time. OG Mario Brothers (the single screen arcade game) sucked. OG Mario Kart sucked. OG Smash Brothers sucked. OG New Super Mario Brothers sucked.

Kaizo hacks are fun from a theoretical standpoint, namely, isn't it cool what's technically possible within the game's physics? But they should only exist as TAS videos. There's literally no reason to actually play them. They're dull as fuck to play.

While I was at church yesterday, I had an epiphany: We shouldn't have retaliated for 9/11. We're supposed to forgive those who trespass against us.

Tier list for words I heard at mass today, based purely on vibes.

Often misattributed as either Robin Williams or Metallica on Kazaa and Napster, this jam that's been circulating on the internet since at least 1999 is my favorite Easter song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsuE...