CIA: Pawsama Bin Meowdin Determined To Scratch Brand New Sofa

TBH, I don’t have a Switch 2 yet and this lineup isn‘t going to push me over the finish line. Pretty unexciting. The most appealing game on that list is a port.

Mega Man 3's soundtrack is so damn good

The Confederacy reminds me a lot about the Atari Jaguar. We should remember them mostly for how much they fucked up.

This is a good list. These are all very solid picks. That being said, I really don't understand the obsession that many people have with Mega Man 2. Mega Man 3 is better in every conceivable way. Anyone who likes Mega Man 2 better probably just likes brainlessly spamming Metal Blade.

We shouldn't honor or revere The Confederacy, but the popular disparagement that it "only last five years" is an insanely idiotic argument. The shooting of JFK only took like a minute and we still talk about that. The length of time has no bearing on importance.

"ACAB includes the follow police."

The Ghazban Ogress video is weird. Should that card have ever been pitched, let alone printed? No. But anyone dredging up 27-year-old injustices isn't doing it from a place of sincerity. They did it for views and likes, and maybe some imaginary justice points. And it worked.

Sometimes it's fun to eat with a toothpick

TMNT as an MTG set is very much a monkey’s paw situation, because most of us have a *very specific* idea of what the Ninja Turtles look like. But in reality, there‘s been like 10 different incarnations, most of which had lousy art. So most of the cards look like ass. #MTG #TMNT

@phoenixskyerising.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MRx...

#TIL that the F in F. Scott Fitzgerald also stands for Fitzgerald.

I remember the first time I heard someone pronounce "daiquiri" wrong. I was so disappointed once I figured it out. I thought they taking me to the place where lesbians are made!

She never mentions the word kombucha In certain company Yeah, she’ll tell you she’s a vegan After she eats a pastrami

you've seen bull megatron, but you haven't seen bull-and-cart optimus prime

Whether it’s Joe Biden attending weekly mass or Donald Trump’s ICE agents shooting a priest in the face with a pepper ball, presidents of both sides have directly engaged with the Catholic faith.

Most people would use time travel to stop 9/11 or kill Hitler or whatever. I’d give my younger self a list of 1000 of the funniest viral tweets ever posted so that he could become a social media star. I am not joking. I am four eels.

We've all seen the cat at the cat food bowl Begging for some treats Her torso's attached attached to fur, a tail, and lots of feet She asks a man for food with hope in her eyes "Get a job, you fucking slob!" Is all he replies

Not sure if it's the first, but huge shout out to the Golden Era of the @sydlexia.bsky.social Message Board.

Some notable things, Mario Kart World is MIA from this list, the thing that launched with the system.

The greatest era to be alive was back when everyone was on Facebook and everyone was set to public. You could easily find out if someone was single and spare yourself the embarrassment of asking them out if they weren’t. Now they’re either on Tinder or you’re shit outta luck.

@gavinverhey.bsky.social @maro254.bsky.social If WOTC gets the chance to revisit or reprint Fallout, can you please give us more flavor text that references real world locations in The Commonwealth? Saugus Ironworks is lonely. I would love to see this one: fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Lake_Qu...

Instead of asking how much of your mind is left Ask how much of your time is left Cuz a vegetative state is better than the afterworld In this life, you’ve gotta live And if your health care proxy tries to DNR Go crazy

People always ask “Why post engagement bait? Why post ragebait?” It’s to catch the engagement fish and rage fish

Do you ever think about how Spinal Tap, a very real and very serious band, played at the 1992 Freddie Mercury Tribute? This wasn't a Live Aid situation where everyone and their mother got to perform. They were one of only *eight* musical acts that got to open for Queen.

One of the worst things Obama ever did was accepting the Nobel Peace Prize. He should have declined it. He knew goddamn well that he didn't deserve; he's said as much multiple times. But he took it anyway. Such a shitty thing to do.

TIL that butterflies are actually parasites that eat caterpillars when the caterpillars go into their hibernation cocoons. So sad.

It seems today That all you see Are Klonopins in movies Xanax on TV But where are those good old-fashioned Valiums On which we used to rely?

Why, I Never liked chicken pot pie Or a chopped chicken on rye

rise of the machines

Which of these crossovers will happen first? Brazzers x MTG Brazzers x Fortnite Brazzers x Doritos Brazzers x Umamusume Bluesky x Posting actual polls

From January 1953 - January 1993, we had 7 presidents. All of them - Democrat and Republican - were WWII veterans. Since then, 4 of our 5 presidents - Democrat and Republican - have been Vietnam draft dodgers. The best minds are no longer in government. Our leaders are cowards.

I should probably try and see Helloween live at some point.

There’s a post making the rounds in #MTG Twitter about the current state of Magic, comparing the lazy overreliance on Universes Beyond to a well-regarded restaurant that starts serving pig slop to pigs because it’s easier and gives short term windfalls. I have better analogy.

Doing land acknowledgements is just as stupid as trying to preserve Confederate monuments. Stop whining about the past, you dumb little weirdos! I assure you, we've got PLENTY of problems here in the present.

Sharing cards I like from before the year 2000 until I don’t. Sylvan hierophant from Weatherlight. The older sets are nostalgic for me and they have cards that are still playable in today’s games.

I’m watching #LawAndOrder and I swear I know Price’s girlfriend from somewhere, she looks so familiar. So I hit the info button. It’s the wonderful Kerry Bishé from Halt and Catch Fire!

Saw this post about Magic: The Gathering on Twitter and I love it so much. #MTG

Winamp Skin: fowl 1 0 industrial by vulf

It's both wild and heartwarming that Walton Goggins went from being the ugly guy on The Shield to a beloved superstar.

"Changing your mind is proof you have one" is a great line.

I remember I met an Irish girl one time and I'm like, "What do you do for work?" And she's like, "Oh, I'm a terrorist." "I'm sorry, what?" "I'm a terrorist." "Like IRA and car bombs? Do I need to call INTERPOL?" Friends, she was a *therapist*.

I dislike Rhea Ripley so much. I wish she was injured and off TV instead of Liv Morgan.

I wanna be murdered, and I want the murder to be unsolved. Then true crime podcasts will have to spend hours doing deep dives into all my belligerent takes on social media. "Maybe he was murdered by a Steely Dan enthusiast!"