I think about this scene all the time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3zz...

Why doesn't Teamwork say you *may* choose both? If you want to tap your creatures for no additional advantage, you should be able to. Got beatdown by Ares because I couldn't make Maria 3/2 and smash him. #mtg @gavinverhey.bsky.social @maro254.bsky.social

Happy Caturday from my son. (We like cats here)

It's high time someone was brave enough to say this: Pepe is an F-Tier Muppet and you're a doofus if you like him.

It should be straight-up illegal for any service to have better functionality as an app on your phone than as a website on your PC.

Sometimes I'm still stunned that Ernest P Worrell was a thing that happened. Dude survived the electric chair.

It’s so weird to me that entire generations of men kept their wallets in their back pocket. What an incredibly dumb idea. 0/10

I’d argue even then that the stunner looked good when it was sold well. It was a move that almost entirely depended on the stunnee. Like The Rock. He made it look amazing and often very funny. Some finishers were always cool. His worked when the other made it work.

The story where it became a bit of a contest to who could oversell the Stunner the best.

Stone Cold Steve Austin was a wrestler for marks. He was adequate in the ring at best. He drank beer, swore at his boss, and the Stunner looked cool. That was his whole appeal. That was it. But in the proto-edgelord culture of the late 90s, that was good enough. He sold a ton of merch.

Is there anything worse than Lo-Fi? It’s all bland slop. Even AI-generated music is better.

Yes! Gimme!

Continuing with the enshittification of all things, Tubi took away the ONLY category I care about 'Trending Now' 🙄

I know that Deathproof and Planet Terror were both designed to be intentionally bad, but the ending to Deathproof is so stupid. They just kick the bad guy a bunch? Sure, whatever. Also it’s implied that their friend gets raped when they leave her behind; it’s played for laughs.

Game failure? Layoffs Game success? Layoffs Game delayed? Layoffs Game delivered? Layoffs Game announced? Layoffs Game unannounced? Layoffs Game good? Layoffs Game bad? Layoffs Game AI? Layoffs Game no-AI? Layoffs Game hated? Layoffs Game beloved? Layoffs Money cares more for layoffs than games.

FOX referring to Côte d'Ivoire as Ivory Coast in its FIFA coverage is the most FOX thing ever.

What ever happened to Malcolm McDowell? Is he okay? He experienced a huge career resurgence from 2007-2014 where he was fucking everywhere and then he just kinda... disappeared? Why? He's awesome. Bring back Malcolm McDowell.

One of my old social media friends used to mention that Fred Durst is an LGBTQ ally anytime I mentioned how much he sucks. Great, he still sucks. One decent thing doesn’t make you decent. He still got rich writing tuneless misogynistic frat boy garbage.

TIL that until 2010, Japan had a 15 year statute of limitations on all crimes, including murder. So if you murdered someone in Japan before 1994, you're in the clear. Absolutely fucking bonkers.

Whoever wrote tonight’s first round of #Jeopardy deserves the electric chair. Lots of badly written clues. How was anyone supposed to get Zendaya from that?

Another big problem with the sequel trilogy is that it's just Transformers: The Movie in slow motion. Watch us sloppily and cynically kill off all the OT characters so that we can try and sell you new toys.

The reason The Last Jedi tends to draw the most hate is because Luke was so fucking cool in the EU. He was a total badass, and he had a badass wife named Mara Jade. And TLJ's version of Luke was very much... not that.

Here's the thing about the Sequel Trilogy: It's bad. All of it. From Minute One to Minute Last. It's all equally bad, The Last Jedi included. One of the biggest reasons that it's bad is because it supersedes the EU without doing anything even 1/1000th as interesting as the EU.

I imagine the families of Sheldon Menery and Kai Budde might have some thoughts on this. #mtg

We'll never have World War 3. Capitalism simply won't allow it. A knock-down drag-out war where millions die would adversely affect sales growth and YOY and we can't have that, oh no And that's sad. A catastrophic global war would be great for housing markets. Think of Zoomers!

It's been a year, and Switch 2 has like maybe 5 games. What the fuck is Nintendo even doing? Cool to see they learned absolutely nothing from the 3DS launch.

I wonder how much it would cost to buy Bomberman from Konami. They basically zombified the franchise. They barely use it. What's more, they don't even need it. They've got plenty of other IPs they can slap on shitty pachinko machines.

For the umpteenth time: Donald Trump is the biggest crybaby, the biggest sore loser, the most easily triggered snowflake in all of human history. He is the very antithesis of a man.👇

Donald Trump’s greatest legacy is the destruction of truth. His greatest legacy is convincing half the country to not accept the results of elections their side loses. His greatest legacy is convincing half the country to believe that any election their side lost was “rigged.”

Anyone who prefers the "HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA" He-Man loop over the full version belongs in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. youtu.be/FR7wOGyAzpw

Like, a McDonalds franchisee gets actual value. You get access to an exclusive product line. Big Macs and such. Bricks & Minifigs offers literally nothing. Literally ZERO value. And apparently their contracts let them seize your store and your inventory if they feel like it.

Explain this to me like I'm a child: Why would ANYONE want to be a Bricks & Minifigs franchisee? All you get is a brand name that 99% of people hadn't heard of until BAM started getting bad press. You could just sell used Lego sets and NOT give a cut to some creepy Mormon dude.

Adulthood is realizing that both Birdman *and* Batman kicked Wesley Willis’s ass.

I think I got food poisoning from the buffalo chicken sub I ate last night. Threw up in the sink like 10 minutes ago. Why do people throw up in the toilet? Unless you're cleaning your single toilets every day, that's the last thing I wanna put my head near.

Uber’s COO has said that it’s getting “harder to justify” its AI costs because there was no way to show a link between AI spend and any meaningful increase in useful features. This is the first time I’ve seen a company say this directly. www.businessinsider.com/uber-coo-and...

I absolutely HATE that I know what duress is. Everything I learned about duress was against my will.

And it’s not that the later cast sucked. They didn’t. They‘re just not first ones who come to mind.

No one seems to have affection for the later YCDTOTV cast members. When you ask people who there favorites were, it’s usually Christine McGlade, Lisa Ruddy, Alasdair Gillis, Adam Reid. Adam is usually the newest guy people liked. It’s never Christian or Alanis or Stephanie.

There's an episode of The Good Fight were Diane wakes up in an alternate reality where Hillary won in 2016. At first she loves it, but then she realizes that because Trump lost, people never got angry enough to start Me Too so Harvey Weinstein is still out there. I'd make that trade.

Dr. Mario review. Gameplay: C+ Music: A+ If you've played one Tetris variant, you've played them all. But damn, that soundtrack rules.

Is “pip pip cheerio” the British equivalent of the n-word with an A? Cuz I hear British people say “pip pip cheerio” all the time. But when *I* say it to them, they look at me like I’m Hitler or something.

What's your favorite quote from an absolutely terrible source? I'll start. "We're such self-centered crap, we don't even notice Hell itself rising up against us." - Alex Jones

Achilles and his goats Hercules and his kids (also goats)

Is it too late to campaign for this to be official song of the 25th anniversary of 9/11? They say the number 25 right there in the song! youtu.be/6NXnxTNIWkc?...

It's the same problem I ultimately had with Dragon Quest III HD-2D. There's only one known way to beat the DQ3's secret boss in time allotted, and it's VERY boring and linear. There need to be more paths to victory in games like this.

I liked Balatro a lot when I thought it was a so-called "cozy" game. Just something very chill and replayable. But it's not. Not really. The serious Balatro players are all soulless grinders who reset at the first sign of disappointment. Other than one streamer who will beat any setup.

You know, upon further review, Balatro kinda sucks. The coolest thing you can do is get a NaN score, but the game is heavy RNG and then on top of that there are like three play patterns to achieve NaN and they're all very boring and requiring copying one thing over and over.

tl,dr; Scientists no longer allowed to use federal funding to publish, attend meetings, or talk to the public. They cannot collaborate internationally. Grants can be cancelled for any reason, at any time, political appointees have a final say over what gets funded, and who gets funded.