You know ball

Sorry to say, I love Texas. At least where I am. Calling the nail salon and having him say “Brittany, whats up girl what you need” and my nail tech telling me a stronger more delicious drink?! 10/10

Mind you, these people think SNAP recipients shouldn't be able to buy SODA.

Screamingggggggg 😭😭

If I had food poisoning how long should I wait before working out again… omg I’ve become one of those people 😩

Yall they saying my coochie stank and I get cheated on because I said I could see the press ons 🤣 that’s what my ass gets engaging with a Meta product. This shit has me crying laughing so hard!

“How can I stalk someone who gave me their address?” ……..

Never did I ever think I would be asking a 7yo “which cologne today” but here we are.

Yes, just like them pro lifers get abortions for their mistresses

I guess legally untested is the racially tinged of illegal

We are liveeeeee!!!!! I present to you, the “Things We Say” dictionary, from GeneHouse 💚💙

This was always going to be the pivot because we have a bipartisan, cross-ideological commitment to policing over everything.

Thank you! Pre-ordering is essentially the best way to support an author. It influences how many copies bookstores stock as well as best seller lists. If you love a writer’s work, pre-order.

Dear journalists: The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her. Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.

2:29am EDT: Moon in Virgo quincunx Saturn in Aries. Part 1 of the Finger of God that is the major feature of the New Moon chart today. We are under a WHOLE lot of pressure, but we're becoming a diamond, or a pearl. 00°Vi35' D 00°Ar35' R

I keep saying this. I saw this in the store recently and damn near passed out. That’s ground beef. Hamburger meat like WTF.

Larenz Tate just getting finer and finer and finer and finer

I held on for long enough, I’m now a fanny pack person. It just makes sense! Please respect my privacy at this time

Don’t forget a lul caviar bump on potato chips

Favorite compliment is skinny BBL allegations. As a forever petite girl, this “grown woman” weight is filling in and the suspicions are mounting. Very much gagged by it tbh

The day I find underwear that don’t ride up will be a BLESSED day

When it falls apart, where will it land? Likely on the shore of some developing nation in Africa or Asia… disrupting their waterways with unusable junk. No thankssssss

Running out of the club into a Boston winter — all because of Whitney. Chile the people I was with thought someone in my family died

It's not the look, its the ethics.

A Whitney vinyl and cleaning my house 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 school starts on Monday and I got a damn 2nd grader. HOW

We love you Whitney!!! You should still be here

No one ever said fast fashion wasn’t cute — there are a lot of cool things that are destroying our planet. Thanks tho!

When I ask someone where they got their fit from and they say Shein

My son is back from being with my parents and well… we got a new habit that is gon have to break before school starts. He keeps saying “negro” like a 70+ Black man a la “what you say Negro??” And “Negro please” why God

one thing that's making me feel particularly insane lately is how there is no longer any limit to the amount of wrong you can be

The corkscrew in Pilates is a sure fire way for me to cuss the instructor out. WHY does that move even exist 🤣

Part of what keeps the capitalism machine running is exclusivity and the promise of specialized access when you reach a certain point.

My thing here is that there are still a lot of exclusive spaces, and what’s happening is the author is slowly realizing he’s not an elite invited into those more carefully gatekept areas.

They sure ain't vote like it!

This event happening on my son’s bday is honestly just so appropriate… he the one who thought segregation was against yt folks 🤣😩

This is a crucial note: Kweli never, ever, ever, said shit to the man who actually DID name him, just Maya's super general reply. Bitch. Assness.

Tbh I’m a little shocked that so many women I know are Breezy fans… I guess they said forget his behavior huh

Her being a Pisces is some real humor from the stars

Four pics you’re using to defend your face card. A few different flavors ☺️

Note to self — abs and ass class is like leg day on steroids. You will not be able to walk the following day. Schedule accordingly

Without question! And that’s the part that shows you can’t save em all. For a sec I thought he would pull a Majors but nah.

And they really can't grasp it. Everything we could have, we can't, because you and your people would rather live in squalor then give Black people any type of decency.

New Yorkers do not let ANYTHING stop them from where they are going good Lord

COLBERT: You warned everyone…he would prosecute political enemies, cut Medicaid, alienate our allies, give tax cuts to the rich. I know you're not here to say 'I told you so' but would you like to? HARRIS: You're correct. I did predict a lot of that. But what I did not predict was the capitulation.

Sometimes, I smile when I’m reminded that when I dislike people it is always for a reason. So many things come out that underscore my “why”. Yes, I’m a Virgo.

The way the baby looks at the camera before delivering the punchline is how I know this kid is a genius

Right now, 70,000 children in Gaza need urgent treatment for acute malnutrition due to Israel’s genocide. Babies shouldn’t look like this, we all have an obligation to speak out, the situation is dire. Photo: Omar Al-Qattaa/AFP/Getty Images

So with that, the best thing you can do for your hormonal acne is getting on spironolactone and Botox injections. Botox is who they say she is so long as you get an injector who is experienced and not $$$ hungry. Also filler doesn’t dissolve as quickly as people thought so you DO NOT need quarterly

The skincare girlies on Threads selling skin plans and then admitting they get the toxxxxxx! Where is my girl April when you need her? Miss her content bad