put a walky talky on the underside of the master emerald to trick knuckles into thinking his ancestors are talking to him got him to give me his credit card number looks like the good doctors gettin some wingstop tonight

Play Fallen London TODAY

Still working through Death Wish E4. E4M4 is an absolute masterclass in storytelling on a scale I thought impossible in the Build Engine. The whole structure both attempts to rewrite history to serve the interests of the Cabal, but also reveals a TON about the powers that exist in the campaign!

If you like games where you turn bastards into charred salsa, the Death Wish mod campaign for Blood is a required play. It's packed tight with fun levels and stage-long throwbacks to classic horror while also being immensely satisfying to navigate!

lol

"Oh, look at his little glasses!" "He's a pureblood Toy Ventrue. Great for tax season, managed my family's portfolio for three generations now."

This month in Fallen London, we learn that devils have a physiological response to cringe that is indistinguishable from a human opioid addiction

Doug didn't even have the best movie of the Doug-alikes:

Bullying my younger brother into playing Metal Gear Solid

This world is too callous to give me another movie as good as the first Tintin but I can hope

Flash Gitz don't tend towards the Goffik, but this lad is as heavy-metal as they get. He's a practical Ork, dispensing with flashy ammo and gubbinz - if something doesn't explode after a dozen anti-materiel rounds it's better off stolen than smashed!

comparing the way fans treat lucas' canon to how lucas talks about canon is so funny

For my #Battletech and #Mechwarrior friends...

On this May 4th I am remembering how in the short brilliant life of Cohost @dimosar.bsky.social made not one but two of the best Star Wars posts in history

Oh god my boots got freaky-deaky

Oh my god what's this little pervert's deal and why he cost more than a box of 12 gauge?

I maintain that the Midnight Crew Intermission is the best part of Homestuck homestuck.com/003055

Good reading deorbital.media/the-haunting...

JOHN WICK: [shoots fifty dudes] WINSTON: jonathan you’re expelliarmus. I have no choice but to instigato you to the syndicaticus HOT LADY: thats right [she tries to kill John Wick]

Real archival work being done

If you haven't played Anthology of the Killer and you can read, you should play Anthology of the Killer If you have played Anthology of the Killer, you should play it again because I guarantee you'll pick up on more the second time around. It's rare to see writing this sharp!

nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario

messy blackletter version:) 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 gonna get some prints of this for Gothcon next weekend<3

William Butler Yeats gazing in the direction of Bethlehem:

I love this text post so I drew it

It rules that liberals have to basically pretend Biden never got elected in order to find you personally culpable for donald trump. like he wasn't president for 4 years

"What would you say is your greatest weakness?" "I fundamentally believe we all deserve hell and hope to see humanity burn." "Welcome to Deloitte, you start Monday at 8 sharp."

"YOO GITZ WILL 'OLD DA ZOGGIN' LINE!"

I’m sorry, the suffering is infinite and things are genuinely fucking dire, but it is truly hilarious that the nazis ran into the middle east while screaming “logistics and diplomacy are fake and gay” and now they’re trying to ask everyone else to fix the strait of hormuz because tfw no more THAADs

They are trying to explain what rent is #malifaux

Even if nobody draws Deus Ex anymore I will be the one to do it. #JCDenton

I don't rightly know what's going on with this git but I think he has some interesting religious opinions in re: Gork and Khorne

DUSK

mr. dink: douglas. can you put a price on the future. mr. dink: whether you say yes or no, a price is being put on it anyway. mr. dink: it's easy for me to go along with it. too much so. doug, having a power fantasy that will eventually sour into being killed in revolutionary war france: uh-huh

It's occurred to me that capitalism may in fact be the bundled neuroses of a species of prey animal that survived by murdering anything that could predate on it and maybe morality is a brand new leash that fits oddly on this animal

ULTRAKILL Spoilers, Violence's secret mission What I like best about 7-S is the, at this point, the game and the player have achieved such a familiarity that the combat encounters are like touching gloves before the deathmatch starts - a mutual acceptance of terms before the game slips its mickey

Played through the Fraud missions in ULTRAKILL. This image communicates next to nothing to people who haven't but the people who do are giggling and kicking their feet at the bozo in the screencap

This model is called the "Statler & Waldorf"

hey look a fun history lesson!

KIDS EAT FREE

Art really scored one against AI here.

I tire of this world being endlessly strangled by monsters both big & small. Petulant goblins with tiny minds. Deceitful ghouls with self-serving toxic dreams who eagerly turn the rest of us into living mournful ghosts. May they die knowing that they are wholly unloved & the cause of their own ruin

What a journey

Cool Zone indicator - the boutique shitposter acknowledges The Horrors

i should upload some more of my post dubs on here

DAKKA IS SPLENDOR SPLENDOR IS DAKKA