I understand why songs about a crystal meth bender aren't on the radio anymore, but it doesn't explain why there's no more songs about getting spammed with anonymous postcards with pictures of monkeys

Reward/payment before work is effective, but unfortunately there's no way to apply it to cooking

🌐 #art

game awards leaks already getting taken down but i grabbed this one 🤯 no waaaaay 🚂 so hype!!! #valve #steammachine #axebodyspray

Collect Literally Any Other Star I'm Begging You

Pretty sure Legend of Zelda movie is gonna be Game of the Year

math textbook covers for some reason:

Elvira is the Shadow the Hedgehog of Dolly Partons.

Daily #1860 - Eeeepy!!!!

ぼ喜多！

can i get a hell yeah

It's a fake bear fur. I hunt fake bears. Please keep quiet about that.

WOMEN ARE MY FAVOURITE GUY 🗣️🗣️🗣️ #jetsetradio #segadreamcast #fanart #planetofthebass #kylegordon #parodyart #digitalart

I know what my custom faceplate will be for the new Steam Cube already

Never forget your locker combination again with this simple trick!

bad ROM? these fat stacks say you're gonna be a good ROM from now on. yeah. that's what i fuckin thought

This is what they took from you

This series sucks, I can't follow what's going on with the story

Today is the only day you can repost this

Damn, Act II The Father of Death hits different when you're listening to it while rolling through Washington DC on a Wednesday afternoon in November 2025

California passes proposition 50, which will mean multiple anti-LGBTQ+ Republican congress people will likely lose their seat. A continual bloodbath for anti-LGBTQ+ Republicans tonight.

from 2003

In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes. www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...

As Bluesky's general functionality continues to improve, there are times you may find it difficult to search for the content you need. So as a public service announcement here's the video clip you are trying to find to post when discussing the death of Dick Cheney today apnews.com/article/dick...

Working for another two hours so no costume, just me in a big green coat

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lmao

Just remembered how in 9th grade one of our first English assignments was to write a poem, and after not having any ideas I just wrote down the lyrics to the Metallica song I was listening to. My English teacher was also one of the people that made the yearbooks...

me and the cat are doing “parallel play” together on the bed i’m shitposting on my phone and she’s licking her own butt

before you try to slide into my DMs, just know i'm built like this

How the hell do those Altima drivers do it, I've been on a donut spare for 4 minutes and these lights are pissing me off

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

elon musk has died. he became ensnared by the penis in an experimental sex robot of his own design. the resulting blood loss was fatal.

I was having a pretty good sleep but then my brain reminded me it's almost 2026 and they still make 1366x768 laptops and that ruined my night enough for me to write this post.

*screams*

repost to make it decline faster

Miku! #HatsuneMiku #VOCALOID

Grand Theft Auto 3 (2001) is now as old as Space Wars arcade (1977) was when Grand Theft Auto 3 was released.