actual homosexual reacts to phoenix wright: ace attorney

This is about to start the most long-winded "which cut is the best" argument in cinematic history.

🚨 Your blokes are doing fuck all! 🚨 Activate your blokes to keep them hearty. 🚨 To activate a bloke, right-click and assign them to a pint.

Consciously sensitive moviemaking is a sickly thing. (1986)

Brand new, pre-sat-upon, $71

The Residents - Mole Show 1984 VHS : 1586s

Goddamn that was an experience. Its mindblowing sense of scale and genuine sense of adventure were what gave me the endurance to survive some of the hardest platforming challenges I have ever faced in a video game. TR1's level design makes me feel like I have never been in a room before.

Is the Microsoft Office Ribbon causing people to have fewer children? A provocative new working paper explores the persistent drop in birth rates since Office 2007 was introduced nearly two decades ago.

Did a full play of Daikatana yesterday after having only briefly 14ish yrs ago. Going back to canonical duds it's common that they turn out to be only just bad. I assure you, even experiencing it in likely the nicest, smoothest, most pleasant way possible, Daikatana is still extraordinarily awful

DEREK SMART DEREK SMART DEREK SMART (Special GameStop Edition)

By the time a movie is authenticated in The New York Times, it’s accepted as a wonderful work. Then if my review says, “This is a pathetic tissue of moldy ideas,” it deeply offends those who came out for it. (1998)

Urianger warmup #art #ffxiv #urianger

Happy 10th Anniversary to this post I quote often in certain circles

Wonderful thumbnail to wake up to

The Family Guy

I'M RICH

enjoy some sketches of beautiful elezen men this evening #ffxiv #starart

If Microsoft announces Project Gotham Racing 5 the light will finally return to my eyes (the light will not be returning to my eyes)

For this #randomgamesaturday I give you DEREK SMART DEREK SMART DEREK SMART

15 years before FFXIV was warning you that "several scenes will play in sequence," Overseer was checking your screensaver timer to make sure you don't miss anything

9400Gilで買った髪紐を見せてくるエスティニアン　rkgk

aymeric from memory

Can't wait for Shadow of Rome: Just the Colosseum Missions Edition

I genuinely think EarthBound is one of the worst RPGs ever made. It is in a three-way tie with the equally abysmal Ultima VIII: Pagan and Shining Tears. I am never, ever, ever going to play Mother 3 or any of those indie EarthBound-derivatives.

I am not immune to grids.

411VM - Europe 1998 (VHS) ISO file : 101s

The director of the new Scary Movie being named Tiddes is infinitely funnier than anything that has ever appeared in those movies.

going through old screenshots and I Can't Believe It's Not Morrowind™️

"...a high-stakes, tactical FPS...." Okay, cool, I'm on board- "...with Soulslike elements"

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"huh what does this ring do"

Did all the people who gave No One Lives Forever 2 glowing praise forget about the two consecutive hour-long levels that consist almost entirely of backtracking and have about one enemy per twenty square miles

Genuinely insane cover art. I feel like this only could have been made by someone who 100% believes this game's subject matter is real.

good morning, its gay time once again

Installed Classic Text Adventure Masterpieces (a CD-ROM compilation of a bunch of Infocom text adventure games) and this is the filename for the registration program.

June 1st

heres the Estinien part. :P

aphex twin

This game does not look very good at all but not putting the title on the front cover is kind of a power move tbh

After finishing it, this might be tied with Gabriel Knight 2 for my favorite of the few graphic adventure games I've played. Mindblowing technology for 1994 with a truly unhinged slapstick Blade Runner send-up for a story.

IT'S

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who's up hob-nobbing their boob tube rn

Survived almost half an hour of Day of the Tentacle (PC, 1993). Turns out 90s Tim Schafer was every bit the unfunny hack that 2000s Tim Schafer was.

Estinien & Gae Bolg

The dragon's claim #estimeric #bboozeXIVships