Don't be coming over here from whatever they're calling twitter dot com these days with this sort of shite mind. I'm a fan of the big lad but he's notched against a pirate radio station so let's not get carried away

Somebody has just said ‘Jurgen Bagsmann’ so I’ve come to sit in a quiet room for a bit.

Tuchel the kind of maverick that would switch Burn to right back.

Nick Pope in goal. Dan Burn marshalling things in front of him. Anthony Gordon playing well until that hip goes again. That’s an England team the country can get behind.

🔲 (Sir) Les Ferdinand on THAT Dan Burn header ⚽ 🔳 #NUFC = cup team? 🏆 🔲 Impressive #UCL position 🇪🇺 🔳 Why Silverstone's race as CCO is run 🏁 🔲 Brentford (A) is the real test 😬 🎧 New free-to-listen @podonthetyne.bsky.social w/ @georgecaulkin.bsky.social & Taylor Payne: pod.fo/e/34cbcb

I'm going to screenshot this and send it to him 😉

There was a Liverpool fan that told me a few weeks ago he’d be back November 1st to check Twitter, to see if I was still talking about Isak. He never got back to me. 🤔

From Craig Hope's latest #NUFC

Basically, if you want to hear a man (me) declaring his undying love for a man heading a football - and why wouldn’t you? - then here is Pod on the Tyne Extra Tyne. Feat. @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social @taylorpayne.bsky.social @podonthetyne.bsky.social #NUFC podonthetyne.supportingcast.fm

Twitter account got banned again. It’s that time of year once more, friends. Not even for cool things like copyright infringements this time either. Pathetically this time round it just looks like using OldTweetdeck is getting flagged by their algorithms, so give it a swerve if you’re still on it.

Our free midweek pod is out now: a chat about who and what this version of #NUFC is, what’s clicking and not, plus two big matches as the League Cup defence begins & Arsenal head to SJP … @podonthetyne.bsky.social @taylorpayne.bsky.social @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social podfollow.com/podonthetyne...

Verify that I’m a grown up? Good luck.

You’ll not believe what you’re missing out on over at Twitter. They’re lying to eachother about transfers.

That’s Eddie Howe AND me at the game this weekend in case any of you are wondering where all the sharp football minds are. Trequartista.

Lifestyle update: Got a new ‘cheap’ pot in an effort to organise my calligraphy tools. #NUFC

Reckon I’ve only bothered with trousers for five days since Wembley. This is quite dangerous. I was half tempted to sit with my feet up in the Leazes against Brentford. Nothing worries me anymore.

And he’ll love all the backlash.

This time last week I was in The White Horse outside Wembley, hugging people. Telling them Jason Tindall is gonna be absolutely insufferable for the easily annoyed now. Bliss.

A piece I feared I might never get to write. ⚪️⚫️⚪️🏆 Dan Burn told me two years ago the players who won a trophy for #nufc would be 'like gods' in the city. Now he belongs in that pantheon. Drink it in (again). Read here 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...

Just about to go get our train home. Completely different to this time two years ago.. Absolutely battered, hobbling along and wondering how fans of clubs that do ‘the double’ survive? I’m all for finding out down the line.

6am starts, endeavour, repetition, colour-coded drills, forensic, pushes you to new heights, no excuses, tough, ambitious, driven, obsessional, blunt, spiky, absolutely meticulous, relentless & draining. The quiet ferocity of “super elite” Eddie Howe. #NUFC www.nytimes.com/athletic/619...

You’re lucky, kick off is at 1.30am for me (and I have a 2 year old)

The notion that you’ll be up early implies that you’ll have slept. I’m in bits already and can’t sleep properly a week out.

Eeee the excitement. Just to think this time next week I’ll have already sworn at two mates minimum because I’ll be up THIS early to get a train to London.

I'm a member+(oooer) in pot 6 who managed somehow to get to 4 carabao games through official resale. The lucky streak needs to continue for the clubs sake...

Mags+ but bought my Arsenal ticket through hospitality. No email for me 😢 but I’m flying to Newcastle for the game anyway. Will be class. Plz don’t lose. Again.

Can't be more that 1500 left, and there's a heck of a lot of people wanting them in that pot. May the odds be ever in your favour.

I am surprised those Wembley tickets made it to Pot 6. But good luck to anyone here giving it a whirl.. Anyone missing out always has the option of burgling everyone once town has buggered off down to London. #Entrepreneurism

‘Walk of Shame’ (informal) noun Phrase a) The act of walking home in the same clothes as the night before after successfully smashing tackle. b) Newcastle United’s first half tracking back at Manchester City yesterday.

Right, I’m entirely sorted for Wembley outside of being to afford a #pint down there. ‘Live Aid’ but it’s me being paid NOT to play guitar around town.

I've even read an official statement breaking it down and still don't believe

£17.34m according to Juves accountant.

Maybe Juve are the new Forest. We're going to take it in turns to trade at inflated prices for tactical PSR reasons.

It’s true. A deal Del Boy would’ve been proud of.

I’m just checking Lloyd Kelly has gone to Juventus for £20m on here too, just so I’m sure Twitter isn’t tugging my tackling gear.

Roger had a knack of reporting on highlights footage of #nufc but describing a goal (often from Quinn or McGhee) well before it actually went in the net.🤣

Roger Thames was sitting a few rows in front on our flight back to Newcastle the other day. Just incase you’re wondering what the stars are up to.. #TMZ

Is that Andy Griffin’s kit from the Juve game?

The ‘95-97 kit got reissued just the other day, and all of a sudden people are speculatively talking about Newcastle United being in the title race. Hand over the Turin Shroud to the Oxfam shop in town. We’ve discovered an even more awe-inspiring piece of clothing.

Does Isak start?

2-1 to Newcastle tonight. Not wearing the goggles in case that Cunha has a crack at nabbing them.

Liverpool might feel a little hard done by there with the decisions. There’s the opening half hour of the next Monday Night Football sorted.

It would spice up what’s been a bit of a shite match.

I’m sure Bergvall is a decent player, and it’ll be proven over time. But at the minute he plays with the excited enthusiasm of an untrained Labrador off the leash. If he starts humping Curtis Jones’ leg I won’t be shocked in the least.