England stand in the way of the most shithouse World Cup final you’ll ever see

You can take the Geordie out of Newcastle...

Protective stance activated as friends who don’t support #NUFC or follow football start sharing Dan Burn memes on their social media.

Oh man. We lost a good one 🥺 #SamNeill

Sunbathing in the garden. Someone drop me a message so I can say “I got a text”

Bloody good tennis

El Iberico highlights:

Bobby Robson on screen, I’ll drink to that

And it’s a great flag too 🇳🇴

Still bloody hot lads. Stay frosty.

Cape Verde you icons

Hit em with the Papiss Cisse

Decca Classics sent me this. WHAT A BEAUTY

Someone out there who wrote them off is having a lovely night

Hi from Poland. Nothing to worry about in Poland. Football team? Never heard of it.

Don’t worry I use Beconase

CABOOO 🇨🇻

Credit to big Bobby Smith for always doing Friday I’m In Love with his entire chest #IOW2026

Happy Father's Day 🖤

Well I’m still awake, Curacao I’m begging you for a story to tell

Sweden with the kind of form one of my 38-0 teams would have back to back

God speed to the Austria - Jordan die hards later, this is where I leave you

Day 3 and the duck in a Mexico shirt is still where my mind sits

26/27 🔀 The new #NUFC home kit launched in style with an exclusive event in the city. Thanks to @newcastleunited.com and Adidas for the invite to host social content. #hwtl #newcastleunited #toonarmy #newcastleupontyne

🚨 MEXICAN GOAL MUSIC 🚨

Sat in silence after phenomenal TV from Russell T Davies again. You must watch #TipToe

It’s a wonder how I’m getting anything else done when I’m taking another 5 minutes to simulate a draft PL team

Oh man, this one really hurts. Thank you for Giles, and then for decades of playing oily bastards who were nothing like Giles and clearly having a ball with that. www.bbc.com/news/article...

If you haven’t seen it yet I highly recommend ‘Make That Movie’. The world of weird needed Sam Campbell and he’s the President elect.

The Champions of Europe were unable to beat Newcastle United this season.

It’s so much harder when you know they’re off unless they’re being a dick. Not Anthony Gordon. Proud of his handling of it all. Good luck to him, he’s a great guy #NUFC

“I’ve kept really quiet but I’ll tell ya something” I’ve been busy.

Started from outside the ground now we’re here. It has been one of the greatest honours of my life working with the #NUFC social content team this season home and away with a European tour to go with it.

So thrilled for that talented cast, the audacity they’ve shown over this inaugural series. Roll on September for more of their clever and random ideas #SNLUK

Might be the most unhinged episode yet. Bring me 45 seconds with Fouracres before this day is done #SNLUK

LOUIS THEROUX! #SNLUK

Actually able to watch Saturday Night Live tonight instead of Saturday Night Catch Up for a change #SNLUK

I’ve decided I can no longer take this every year

If you want the measure of appreciation then the reaction to Emil Krafth’s leaving video tells you all you need to know about pre-takeover Newcastle players 💔

Nick and Jacob having a daft laugh if you need some light relief as the season draws to a close. Posted the whole thing on my Instagram #NUFC

Imagine if the SPL had this sort of thing every year?

📍 City Ground

Ennio Morricone is, of course, Italian for ’Eric Morecambe’.

Dame Sheila Hancock great value on #HIGNFY tonight. Wonderful.

Glad to see Morgan Gibbs-White stitched up but you can’t help but wonder whether or not Marinakis has implanted some super soldier serum in him for when he comes on #NFFC #AVFC

#Daredevil giving it LARGE in that finale. Bring me Murdock in Brand New Day!

One of things I’m most proud of supporting #NUFC is that we’ve never jumped the bandwagon singing that “And it’s (insert team name)” chant everyone else seems to do

Points failure today. Knock on effect means I’ll probably miss an appointment. My head is on Mars. Pot luck on the rails week in week out.

Project Hail Mary sent me through every emotion including semi detached and curry sauce

God speed lovely Ted 💔 www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...