And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?" #NUFC

Highlights: Sandro fucking Tonali [redacted] Kavanagh #NUFC

Tiramisù final boss

Two full days of having to do absolutely nothing underway. Glorious.

Highlights: • Won away from home • Tottenham drummer seemingly turned up 5 minutes after kick off • I mean that stadium is 🤌 #NUFC

There’s that feeling again 🖤🤍

Raining again ole ole #NUFC

Sir Ricky Martin to you

Blokes in the free skating were immense there. I was in awe at every single one! Forza Italia #WinterOlympics

Highlights: • We took a young lad to watch the players arrive • Nice Dan Burn #NUFC

🟨⬛️ Metro Ken’s Mags #NUFC

Taxi from Doncaster. The things we do for #NUFC

Actually no view makes up for closing Kings Cross for another weekend and then for more overhead line damage to shut down the east coast AND a broken down train on the same route with no chance of diversion. 🙃

A John Virgo trick shot on Big Break was once the highlight of my Friday

Trains are expensive but that view of Durham Cathedral sometimes makes me argue the case for.

Ten years without Wogan, think that one rocked me the most in 2016. The first voice I really recognised on the radio, forever confusing it with Ken Bruce. An inspiration and a warmth that I always try to channel when I open that microphone fader.

Fresh from Paris with Pope today

Pedro Pascal has paid tribute to Catherine O’Hara after her tragic passing “Oh, genius to be near you. Eternally grateful. There is less light in my world, this lucky world that had you, will keep you, always. Always ❤️ The one and ONLY Catherine O’Hara”

Oh yes highlights: • PSG security guard just fully watching the game and getting involved • Understudy masterclass • Realising Paris FC play right next door - mental! #NUFC

Came to Paris. Loved it 🇫🇷

Have you noticed how taxi drivers can have phone calls saying absolutely nothing for ages?

Nearly forgot yesterdays highlights: • Convinced my Dad to come (he won’t ever buy a spare ticket) • Sausages and Mash in the media zone • another crisp packet entered the playing field #nufc

The Traitors finale we all wanted and frankly deserved

I’ve been thinking about that Ralph Fiennes scene in 28 Years Later for a while. Incredible stuff.

Last night’s highlights: • Miley armbanded • Wor Flags display • This packet of crisps #NUFC

First #PremierLeague shoot of 2026. Florian Wirtz is starting to find his feet at Liverpool and is hopeful for a successful World Cup for Germany! #LFC

Love seeing a dentist in a random detached house. One similar to that North Korean embassy in London.

Highlights: • Saw Robert Plant up close • Always enjoy how Molineux looks • Players in the 95-96 away kit

Some pre-Wolves midlanding on Worcester riverside

Just off home lads

A gut punch but against such quality it always a tough ask. So much left to play for this season with a silverware drought not hanging over our heads at least. Onwards #NUFC

Well at least I’ll get to finally visit Villa Park #NUFC

Very sad to hear Ai the Chimpanzee has passed away www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh3w...

This time yesterday we were only 1/6 into the match 😂 #NUFC

Some week 😮‍💨

If we dont win today then we are out of the FA cup. Thus making it a must win game.

🏠 🏆

Geed up Wrexham

Always get excited thinking about the songs we’re yet to hear that will soundtrack the year and Bruno Mars has got there 9 days into 2026!

Is there a reason they didn’t just call the Flat White a Flatte?

Looking forward to being back at St. James’ Park on Saturday 🎥

*clear throat* Mind the gap

FHSHAHJSSHGSB

I believe we’re cooking now

St James’ Park Life

Blur are an English rock band formed in London in 1988, consisting of singer Damon Albarn, guitarist Graham Coxon, bassist Alex James, and drummer Dave Rowntree.

Back from the archives. back on the Tyne. ✨🖤🤍 Introducing the Newcastle United adidas 95 Collection, available 13th January. Become a Mags+ Member by 12pm, Saturday 10th Jan for your chance to get early access.

Brilliant again at Inside No. 9 Stage Fright last night. Genius. However, in very curious Shearsmith/Pemberton fashion, the special guest was Rob Brydon. The very same guest I had when I went to see it last February at a different theatre! ⚡️ ⚡️

Back to the Apollo tonight to say goodbye to this amazing show

Really enjoy Palace having a player that has their name across two lines #NUFC