Started from outside the ground now we’re here. It has been one of the greatest honours of my life working with the #NUFC social content team this season home and away with a European tour to go with it.

So thrilled for that talented cast, the audacity they’ve shown over this inaugural series. Roll on September for more of their clever and random ideas #SNLUK

Might be the most unhinged episode yet. Bring me 45 seconds with Fouracres before this day is done #SNLUK

LOUIS THEROUX! #SNLUK

Actually able to watch Saturday Night Live tonight instead of Saturday Night Catch Up for a change #SNLUK

I’ve decided I can no longer take this every year

If you want the measure of appreciation then the reaction to Emil Krafth’s leaving video tells you all you need to know about pre-takeover Newcastle players 💔

Nick and Jacob having a daft laugh if you need some light relief as the season draws to a close. Posted the whole thing on my Instagram #NUFC

Imagine if the SPL had this sort of thing every year?

📍 City Ground

Ennio Morricone is, of course, Italian for ’Eric Morecambe’.

Dame Sheila Hancock great value on #HIGNFY tonight. Wonderful.

Glad to see Morgan Gibbs-White stitched up but you can’t help but wonder whether or not Marinakis has implanted some super soldier serum in him for when he comes on #NFFC #AVFC

#Daredevil giving it LARGE in that finale. Bring me Murdock in Brand New Day!

One of things I’m most proud of supporting #NUFC is that we’ve never jumped the bandwagon singing that “And it’s (insert team name)” chant everyone else seems to do

Points failure today. Knock on effect means I’ll probably miss an appointment. My head is on Mars. Pot luck on the rails week in week out.

Project Hail Mary sent me through every emotion including semi detached and curry sauce

God speed lovely Ted 💔 www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

How I miss him 🥺

Elliot as I live and breathe

My word. Brian bloody Clough

Christopher Wood 👑

*André 3000 Voice*

Alive for the part of 2026 where Daredevil, The Boys and Invincible understood the assignment ☑️

Train broken down on the southbound side. Luckily I’m travelling north. But they’re holding this side anyway. 🇬🇧 ❤️

Feasting off worded descriptions of the #Doomsday trailer like a Victorian child

Really don’t follow golf but I really love seeing Rory McIlroy happy

Nice day wasn’t it?

Trippier came to create memories and succeeded. Will never forget him taking a punt on us #NUFC

Simultaneously watching Wrexham in the Championship while starting their series looking to get promoted to the Championship. Spoilt it haven’t I?!

😢 🇮🇹

Don’t think anything has been stuck in my head as long as this has

Queues outside every pub and bar YANITED

Train work means the usual East Coast route diverts through Teesside and god it looks good today.

Bob Mortimer pulling out the Nut Job song on Last One Laughing

Is this the way to Barcelon(A) #NUFC

A BIG WIN ON THE ROAD! 🙌

In an incredible turn of free will I’ve managed to watch the Spy Kids trilogy today and that’s totally fine

If you put chicken in front of most Italian surnames, they just sound delicious

Or a drunken geordie trying to order a pint

Big highlight from the Barcelona game: Linesmen sounded like some sort of Italian double act #NUFC

Was something very peaceful about St. James’ last night before the lights came on and preparations started.

Highlights: OOOOOOSUUUUULA #NUFC

Wolves I didn’t realise you were chill like that

Spent the day filming in Glasgow and now stopping off for the night in the city that will always have the spirit of my 2013 fringe summer. My Scotch-Italian blood is flowing.

Adored this show. Proper Thrones very much back in play 👏

VERY late with Man City highlights: • my coat was waterproof • super Lewis Hall • Two pigeons kept flying into the Etihad Not at SJP this week but good luck to the lads getting the job done #NUFC

Fender finally getting his deserved number one for Rein Me In. A song that hit immediately when the album dropped and enhanced perfectly by Olivia Dean 👏

Forgot those highlights from Baku: • The price of anything • Qarabag goal music • That horse mascot Simply a trip we could only dream of #NUFC