4 years since Eddie Howe became Newcastle United manager. What a ride it’s been - the passion, the progress, the pride restored 🖤🤍 From survival scrap to Champions League dreams to our first piece of silverware in 56 yrs Wor Gaffa 🫡 #NUFC

Up for the Carabao Cup! 🏆

Have to salute Ekitike's response to scoring against his former club. Hands up, muted celebration demonstrating humility. Showing a certain rodent why respect between fans and player is so important. #nufc

Unsolicited Nick pic #NUFC

Just seen that the rat blanked against Switzerland and they're bottom of the group and not going looking likely to trouble the scorers at the WC. #nufc

0-2 up at half time away in the #UCL Big Nick on the score sheet again and I've just had confirmation that I got away tickets to West Ham for me and the boy. Not a bad evening. #NUFC

I feel for all US citizens right now. Either you have a perspective on what a laughing stock your president has just made of your country on the most global stage, or you don't. Either way you have my sympathy #trump

Champions League football under the lights at St. James’ Park ✨ HOWAY THE LADS! 🙌

MAGA: "Charlie Kirk is a free speech martyr." Also MAGA: "Kimmel needs silencing because he said mean things about us."

"O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave" Yeah, right.

The latter part of this from wor Eddie is music to my ears. I always watch the club's goofy social media stuff and I was never convinced the rat enjoyed those interactions. A lot said he was shy. Maybe not. That wor Nick seems to be a joker is a great thing.

it's real support from actual racists

The Banksy mural, critiqued effectively by @davidallengreen.bsky.social also unfortunately feeds the narrative that all protest is sacred and should be above the law. Peaceful protest should be protected, but violent protest, mob mentality and vigilantism need to be differentiated and prevented.

The pettiness of the announcement is what I’ve been waiting for. Well done.

Seen quite a few comments about the small size of Union Saint Galloise's home stadium with just 9,400 capacity. Apparently they will play their UCL games at Anderlecht's ground, which holds 21,500 #nufc

We will host Barcelona at St. James' Park! 🤩

Forgetting transfer nonsense, Monday's atmosphere at SJP was one of the best I've experienced. If we, as fans, could consistently meet every opponent with a similarly hostile approach and cheer our team for every kick of the game like that it would be in the top five match days out in the world.

Another thought. If Isak was promised something, name who made the promise. #nufc

No words needed here #nufc

Here me out. In a desperate situation where we need 2+ strikers in the squad, why not Jamie Vardy? One year deal with maybe an option for a second. Low base wage and a tonne in extras (goal bonus, assist bonus, start bonus, appearances bonus, CL knockout stage bonus etc.) What's not to like? #nufc

From now on I think we all owe it to ourselves to refer to him only as Fabbricazione Romano. You're welcome. @fabriziorom.bsky.social #nufc

Just finished seeing Derren Brown at Sunderland Empire and he just randomly hypnotised the Mackems' captain 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #nufc

This is the last thing the BBC needs

Beatles list: 10. I am the Walrus 9. Come Together 8. Blackbird 7. Help! 6. Let It Be 5. Something 4. Get Back 3. Yesterday 2. While My Guitar Gently Weeps 1. Hey Jude

Wouldn't be surprised if Wor Eddie was actually catching a few rays on an all inclusive in Tenerife, having pulled a sickie knowing it was only Manchester reds. #NUFC

Eddie Howe's England debut at age 32 Mags! #BDB #hesfromblyth #NUFC

Post a ship that’s not Star Wars or Star Trek How about this one...

Peter Reid, Cilla Black, Dixie Dean, Sporty Spice, Sir Paul McCartney, Ricky Tomlinson! Ricky Tomlinson! Your boys took a hell of a beating. A hell of a beating. #HWTL #NUFC

Incredible timing as Sky News throw to Katie Barnfield in Newcastle just seconds before Newcastle United score. Couldn’t make it up.

HANG IT FROM THE TYNE BRIDGE #NUFC #CarabaoCupWinners

All roads lead to Wembley. Be loud. Be proud. HOWAY THE LADS! 👊

This is it @newcastleunited.com we can do this. #NUFC

If you see this, quote with a game with a 10/10 soundtrack

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Absolute lack of class from Real yet again. Arrogant and entitled. #UCL

at sxsw, @jay.bsky.team pokes fun at mark zuckerberg by mimicking a version of a t-shirt he designed for himself, which said "aut zuck aut nihil" (either zuck or nothing, like "aut caesar aut nihil"). jay's shirt? "mundus sine caesaribus" (a world without caesars). techcrunch.com/2025/03/10/a...

Whilst I can't excuse the performance of the team today, which was stodgy, AT was an atrocious referee today. Never looked in control of the game. Repeated cynical fouls to prevent our counters with no cards. It's no wonder Gordon's frustration got the better of him eventually. #NEWBRI

He is not just appeasing Putin, he is aligned with him. And every single client journalist, political shill & public/online cheerleader on both sides of the Atlantic is too. Against Zelensky. Against Ukraine. Against freedom. Against the most basic tenets of decency.

You don't stand alone

The scenes in the Oval Office today will shame the US for decades. They’ll never be forgotten. A world leader, fighting for his country against the 21st century’s Nazis, came to the US and was attacked & abused by a gangster regime siding with the fascist invaders. A historic disgrace.

Your dignity honors the bravery of the Ukrainian people. Be strong, be brave, be fearless. You are never alone, dear President Zelenskyy. We will continue working with you for a just and lasting peace.

The US just voted alongside Russia, Belarus and North Korea against a UN resolution to support Ukraine. This is a wake-up call for all those cheerleading Trump in our country.

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

President Zelenskyy has been one of the greatest leaders of our time, guiding Ukraine through the darkest period of its recent history, rising up to Russia’s unwarranted aggression, being an inspiration to the Ukrainian people and ensuring that Ukraine’s voice is heard on the world stage.

Americans like to say British teeth are bad. But only a small amount of Americans have good teeth. The vast majority can't afford dentists so have fucked up teeth. Americans have awful teeth outside of TV and wealthy folk. Fucking weird healthcare profiteering dickheads.

Sing your hearts out for the lads!! Statement from #NUFC supporter groups regarding Wembley ⬇️🏴🏳️

Shout out to all of Eddie Howe's Pot 2 Mags. Tell me ma, ma... #NUFC 🖤🤍

Our second album ‘Dead Stars’ is out today. We’re sooo happy it’s finally in the world. Have a listen, see what you think. We’re mega proud of it. You can watch the new video lead single ‘At Dawn’ on YouTube AND we’ve announced some more shows! Leeds & Glasgow on sale now. Toon on sale 14 Feb 🖤🖤🖤

The rest of the world needs to do a Canada. Boycott the Fascist State of America.