Rodri pulling all the strings #FRAESP

Row this #ENG

Hydration break #ENG

It’s Saturday night. Glorious weather. World Cup quarter finals. ITV: ‘What we need is Lee Dixon.’ #ENG

Bono saved. It’s a beautiful day. #FRAMAR

So. Arrivederci then Sandro Tonali. Midfielder of vision, Spaghetti, And Moretti. Now you’re leaving #NUFC For #THFC. Keith had a cheeky bet You’d stay. He should have known better. Goodbye then, Our Italian maestro.

Hydration break #ENG

The sort of fixture that inspires confidence in people who really should know better #ENG

Wow, it’s hot. If only I had a performance beverage designed to aid recovery, replenishment, and daily hydration packed with BCAAs, essential B-vitamins, and key electrolytes #KNOX #NUFC

So. Resign then Keir Starmer. Man of suits, Careful pauses, And saying “Let me be clear” Before being Slightly less clear. Keith resigned once From Kwik Save But only because They asked him to. Goodbye then Captain of the U-turn, Steerer of the lectern.

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Wissa!! #DRC

Well then #CapeVerde

So. Farewell then David Hockney. Painter of pools, Spectacles, And California sunshine. Keith once painted a fence In three shades of Cuprinol. But it wasn’t the same. Goodbye then Master of splashes.

Still not enough to cure being a c*nt.

Sad news. One of my favourites #Hockney

So. Adiós then Anthony Gordon. Winger of pace, And occasionally A slightly unnecessary booking. #NUFC

#Krafu appreciation post. Mr Reliability #NUFC

Timely repost from the archives #nopasaran

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Atmosphere #NUFC

HARVEY BARRRRRRRNNNNNNNNEESSSSSSSS!!!!!! 🏹

God help us #localelections

THREE GOALS AND THREE POINTS AT ST. JAMES' PARK! 🙌

Fingers crossed, but not sure I would put my career in the hands of Will Osula #NUFC

Sunday #Snooker both soporific and completely mesmerising. Best consumed with Pinot Noir.

Not expecting a win, but please can we at least put in a decent performance #NUFC

Schadenfreude #NUFC

🚨 WATCH: Labour has released its election broadcast which "cannot be shown on TV" due to the quotes from Reform UK politicians

Get in #NUFC

I'm the dandy highwayman you're too scared to mention #BTPosse

Top work @davidsquires.bsky.social #NUFC

That is stunning! @worflags.org.uk #NUFC

Cathartic win please #NUFC

Eviscerating: Stay Classy www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

From the other place #NUFC

HTL #NUFC

Weekend activated: youtu.be/jxmZZBJQAKM

Howay the lads™️ #NUFC

This 4-2-3-1 is starting to feel like the formation we’ve needed all season #NUFC

#NUFC Different class

Can’t catch a break #NUFC

Justice delivered #NUFC

To mark Valentine’s Day, here is what is believed to be the world’s oldest surviving love poem, written 1.5 million years ago by one of our earliest ancestors, homo unrequitus.

Enjoyed this #SmallProphets www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

THREE POINTS ON THE ROAD!!! 😍

Different Class www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

Sadly, this rings true. The takeover promised transformation, but too much still feels like talk rather than action. We’ve seen real highs, but the gap between ambition and delivery is hard to ignore — and the frustration is starting to show #NUFC www.theguardian.com/football/202...