today i became the first person to go on @thisguysucked.com who does not have a masters degree or higher

everyone shut up and look

my AI gf got raptured

i know that this is such a minor annoyance compared to actual genocide in gaza but please remember that if your reaction to someone celebrating rosh hashanah is to bring up israel, then you have successfully bought into israeli propaganda that jewishness is inherently zionist (it is not)

banger of an essay by becca schuh about bartending at the us open and tennis and writing about tennis thegameisup.substack.com/p/us-open-sh...

journalists spell "lead" like "lede" just to feel something

simpsons lede wins!!! techcrunch.com/2025/09/22/t...

i ran a 5k in under 3 hours so apnews.com/article/berl...

currently writing an article that starts with me retelling a simpsons bit from the 90s and idk if it's funny or if i am insane

and that's why this episode of wow if schue is brought to you by our good friends at draft kings

i think sports betting is a societal evil EXCEPT if you make a really silly bet for like $5. like betting that the marlins will win the NLCS for a potential payout of $2500.

ran a 5k despite being underprepared because i have been sick and then went to trader joe’s and got flowers to put in a vase i made and now i have to leave for softball in 20 minutes and then only after that can i fall asleep but then wake up wide awake at 6 pm and then not sleep tonight and and and

was talking to my friend’s little sister about the very normal growing pains she’s experiencing as a college freshman and i’m like “it’ll get better don’t worry!!!!” and then she’s like “and also my dental insurance sucks” and i’m like “ok sorry that one won’t get better”

This is such a beautiful piece of disability games crit, truly read it right now

meta's biggest crime is having two pairs of glasses named "ray-ban meta" and "meta ray-ban display," which are not the same glasses

lowkey a banner year for usage of the word “sycophancy,” get on that linguists

when i have a really rough set of errands i call it an odyssey and you know what? it is really a homerian epic. i called one cvs that didn’t have my meds. i called another one that did have them. i walked to the further cvs. they didnt have it ready yet. i renewed my library card. you don’t get it.

This is precisely the kind of government coercion that the First Amendment was designed to prevent — and media companies need to start standing up rather than capitulating to it.

“The promise of glasses is to preserve this sense of presence that you have with other people... I think that we’ve lost it a little bit with phones, and we have the opportunity to get it back with glasses.” Ok, Mark. Sure. techcrunch.com/2025/09/18/m...

"The irony of the whole thing is that you spend years making technology and then the wi-fi of the day catches you" - Mark Zuckerberg after the Live AI demo fails

zuck isn't wearing a weird latin t-shirt on stage today... did @jay.bsky.team win?

"they'd have epic reactions for sure"

Rafael Marchán, who last night was tearing apart his shirt from the collar while drenched in beer, has hit a go-ahead, three-run homer in the ninth inning at Dodger Stadium.

subverting gender roles by sending my boyfriend a 5 minute voice memo of my in depth fantasy baseball playoffs strategy

internet culture reporters 🤝 historians studying contemporary nazism

i had a vivid, nyquil-induced dream that i was randomly hanging out with bryson stott and i was congratulating him on clinching the NL east and he was like "thanks!"

myth of sisyphus actually about journalist who is sick but so much news keeps happening

saw a tiktok of “cool things happening in philly this week” and i thought it was going to be sarcastic and talk about like septa cuts or something but it really was just someone sharing some interesting events going on this week

As I wrote about for @motherjones.com, people are already crossing state lines to get the Covid vaccine—which may become more common if the CDC vaccine advisory committee recommends limiting them this week. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

on the train watching a youtube video of bop to the top from high school musical don’t worry about it

going to a baby shower tomorrow

brutal day to be a tech/culture reporter who got covid/flu vax last night and is trying to work through a headache

internet culture desks aren't just for cute meme trend stories. ever since gamergate, understanding how and why info moves online is critical to seeing how we got *here*

looking to talk to experts on AI content moderation / content moderation more broadly ASAP -- [email protected]

In this Nintendo Direct, every type of weeb got something just for them.

DITTO GAME? EXCUSE ME?

a new mario baseball would heal this fractured country

u ever see "supergiant games" on your television and squeal

why must they continue to rob us of mario baseball

i have been hard at work making vases for my friend’s wedding 🫡

i have not seen the video and really really don’t want to so i turned off autoplay wherever possible and wrote down the instructions so that you too hopefully can avoid that video techcrunch.com/2025/09/10/h...

Logging off is an option

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

the funniest preorder campaign i could do would be that "each person gets a single sentence of an unpublished short story and which # sentence in the story it is. if all of you coordinate, you will receive a full story."

seaside heights boardwalk on respooled kodak vision3 200t #filmphotography

yeah you know that kyle schwarber hit his 50th home run of the season on hello kitty night

this and the ottoman kempire

why are VCs funding AI startups that make b2b SaaS tools for managing your chicken coop when they could be funding this

life comes at you fast. one day you're young and the next day you're googling "does skechers make heels."