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Geordie expat in Shanghai. Nocturnal games seem normal It started with Arthur Cox in the scoreboard.
I think everyone who has been critical of Eddie in recent weeks and suggesting his days are numbered can crawl back under their rock again. Best manager weāve ever had.
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when this went in I canāt be the only one who thought if we never won at Brighton again thatās ok. The hex isnāt just on me.
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Mohamed Diame explains crazy goal against Brighton
YouTube video by Newcastle United
https://youtu.be/OjtHnr8e5EI?si=CKPAlpQEVxaRDr4T
about 1 month ago
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Grey Eye Magpie
about 1 month ago
Check out this pass from Bruno G for the assist just now š our fucking captain
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Passing time before Eddie Howes beautiful mags go in the champions league. SHanghai vs Ulsan in the Asian Champions League. Want Shanghai to win but the only result that matters tonight is in Belgium.
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about 2 months ago
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I hate the camera angle at the Vitality. Really hard to enjoy watching. Canāt just be me that feels this.
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2 months ago
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I trust Eddie implicitly. His team sheet has changed. We have a squad so itās expected. The panic online is way overblown. -#nufc
2 months ago
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Fuck me. All my hairs are standing on end they are on goosebumps which stand on goosebumps. I defy any mag to watch this and not clench their fist and make a guttural roar at the end. As Tino says āGet into them!!ā
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Newcastle United on X: "āThey feel it. They live it. They breathe it.ā - Tino Asprilla Barcelona '97. Tonight, it's our moment again. ⨠https://t.co/VOeXVt01CS" / X
āThey feel it. They live it. They breathe it.ā - Tino Asprilla Barcelona '97. Tonight, it's our moment again. ⨠https://t.co/VOeXVt01CS
https://x.com/NUFC/status/1968602773684990158
2 months ago
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Paul Eric Scannell
2 months ago
Best thing Iāve seen all day ..Thankyou š¬š§ššš Trump: āOther countries, and their leaders know that if Iām president, they canāt mess with us. They respect me too much." United Kingdom: āHeyyyyy Donald Trump (ooh, ahh), I wanna know-oh-oh-oh-oh, why youāre such a cunt.ā š¬š§
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Ricky Hatton thatās so fucking sad man.
2 months ago
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Solio Analytics
2 months ago
Throughout the day ā at 12.00, 3.00, 6.00, and 9.00 PM (UK) ā weāll be revealing the contents of our subscription tiers. First up, the prices (and our season long discount offer below).
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the transfer podcast is superb. Great to hear such insight on the Isak transfer. Essential listening for all mags.
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3 months ago
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How long before Bluesky removes Isak from our algorithm. He has nowt to do with us now. Iām sick of reading posts by people who havenāt set foot in Antield crowing about how theyāre now invincible.
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3 months ago
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Interesting to read that Isak is signing a six year contract - as if that actually means anything.
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3 months ago
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I came
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3 months ago
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Barca first, knock PSG out in the final round. So excited, though living in Asia Iām aware the time difference is going to kill me. 3 am kick offs on a school night. my wife may kill me first as I donāt do quiet goals celebrations
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3 months ago
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So far this is answering the question from last week. Are Chelsea good or are West Ham bad? Clearly West Ham are terrible.
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3 months ago
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I missed the rule change that was passed that said all away teams goals are disallowed at Stamford bridge this season. First Eze and now King
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protect the cartel.
3 months ago
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Thank God Woltemade has finally been confirmed. I was becoming anxious that Liverpool were going to gazump us just because theyāre cunts
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3 months ago
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Chris Waugh
3 months ago
ā¾ Club-record deal (ā¬75m + ā¬5m add-ons) š° ā½ Swooped in after Bayern Munich saw 3 bids rejected š©šŖ ā¾ A goalscorer, but also technically excellent 6ft 6in forward ā½ š
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finally end their summer-long striker search by signing Nick Woltemade:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
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Newcastle complete club-record signing of Nick Woltemade from Stuttgart
The deal consists of an initial fee of ā¬75m plus ā¬5m in potential add-ons.
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6585449/2025/08/30/nick-woltemade-newcastle-signing
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Once upon a time our fanbase were happy to let Coloccini shag our wives. I canāt imagine what our collective thought on what weād allow Eddie Howe to do.
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3 months ago
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Is any body else getting this when they try to pick their team. I am currently on a free hit and canāt change subs or pick captain.
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3 months ago
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We have Sandro, Bruno and Joe. We will survive and prosper. Fuck anyone that doesnāt respect our great club. We will continue and they mean nothing.
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3 months ago
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Tonali so more important than Isak will ever be. We have always had strikers. We havenāt always had the BOSS
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3 months ago
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At our brilliant Howe inspired bastard best we can do this lot. get into them. Haway the lads!!!!
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3 months ago
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Itās strange that the 6 teams that wanted to break off and join a super league and were fined 5 mill each are the top 6 spenders while everyone else seems to have PSR issues. And they say it isnāt a cartel
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4 months ago
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I was a school kid when Liverpool were dominant in the 80s. All the glory hunters at school supported them. I followed the second division mags with pride. I hated the Liverpool kids. The arrogance over Isak has resurrected a feeling. Not a scouser among them. Fake. All of them.
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4 months ago
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Heading to Singapore for the match on Sunday. Isak not being there dampens it a little. They need to step up and get a deputy in or worse case scenario a replacement.
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4 months ago
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If thereās a better spokesperson for my generation,Iām not aware of them.
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Irvine Welsh: āIām often astounded that any relationships take place these daysā
The follow-up to Trainspotting sees Renton, Begbie and co settling down. The bestselling author explains why now is the perfect time for romance
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/jul/13/irvine-welsh-my-trainspotting-characters-reactions-to-events-help-to-inform-my-own?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
4 months ago
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Trish Greenhalgh
5 months ago
Thanks for the reminder
@janemunday.bsky.social
. Every summer, I repost this article DROWNING DOES NOT LOOK LIKE DROWNING. To date, I know of FOUR kids who were saved after someone who'd clicked on the link learnt how to spot actual drowning. Take time to read and pass on.
slate.com/technology/2...
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Drowning Doesnāt Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
https://slate.com/technology/2013/06/rescuing-drowning-children-how-to-know-when-someone-is-in-trouble-in-the-water.html
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Just got tickets for me and the lad to go to Singapore to watch the mags play arsenal in July. Canny hike from Shanghai and not cheap. The fact that I havenāt stopped smiling since means itās worth every penny already.
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6 months ago
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Listening to five live. They are suggesting that Declan Rice is the best in his position in the world. Those who watch Sandro every week know better.
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7 months ago
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To think this time last week I was feeling nervous and time was moving slowly.
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8 months ago
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Back at work today. Already played my class the highlights. According to them they have never seen their teacher so happy.
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8 months ago
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Newcastle United
8 months ago
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Some hangovers are worth it.
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8 months ago
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So Iāve woken up this morning after a few beers to discover I activated my wildcard. Earlier than I hoped. Awful season so Haaland gamble for fun. Any constructive opinions would be welcomed.
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9 months ago
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Itās still more than a month away but I canāt be the only one who can think of nowt else. Even on matchdays, I am sure Eddie will have them more focused
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9 months ago
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Ask your dads, this was worse than the Tino handball in Paris. 42 years ago this week. Bursting to see an article from the Brighton perspective.
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add a skeleton here at some point
11 months ago
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Daft obvious half-cut post. I fucking love our players. I canāt think of an occasion they havenāt given a shit. And when theyāre good they are very good. Letās do Man U.
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11 months ago
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It seems the whole team has morphed into the personality of ASM. Scare the top teams and become anonymous against the bottom sides. still love him and them though
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12 months ago
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Came home to find the kids had dressed the cats up in Santa scarves. They look like Liverpool fans (or worse still makems). The cats have been banished to the spare room. Kids have had Christmas cancelled. Itās all a bad omen.
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12 months ago
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Looking for positives. Lewis Hall was good again. Dan Burnās stock has risen. Ermm thatās about it. Not worth getting up at 4am to watch. Itās gonna be a shit Tuesday.
12 months ago
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Mark
about 1 year ago
It didnāt take long but the scammers claiming they have tickets to sell have made it over onto Blue Sky. Report & block any you see.
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Stan Collymore
about 1 year ago
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I hate Mondays with a passion. Itās normally such a grind even though Iām lucky to enjoy my job. Today, however, has been a breeze. Thank you Eddie Howe and your beautiful black and white warriors. You did this!!
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about 1 year ago
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To summarise. Mourinho wants to return to England. He sees NUFC as his best opportunity. Err⦠no thanks Jose. Eddie is better. Article written by a makem for mainstream media.
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JosĆ© Mourinho wants Newcastle managerās job if Eddie Howe leaves
JosƩ Mourinho has unfinished business in the Premier League and the Fenerbahce coach is targeting the Newcastle job if Eddie Howe leaves
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/nov/08/jose-mourinho-wants-newcastle-if-eddie-howe-leaves?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
about 1 year ago
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My first post. The grass must be greener over here.
about 1 year ago
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