Never mind the editing of the Trump documentary, someone at the BBC gave Wayne Rooney a podcast. The rest of the board should resign for that alone. #motd #nufc

BDB. #NUFC

If, at first you don't succeed....just sack it off mate.

So there's a lot of 'Howe out', 'Burn/Botman etc is shit ' today. Talk about instant gratification society. Stick to TikTok with your 10 second attention spans. #nufc

Loved that. Sent 2 of them for a hotdog. Lovely touch by bit Nick #nufc

I'm gonna say it: Woltemade still needs a hell of a lot of refinement. Apart from looking leggy last few games (not anyone's fault), he's still a long way off the finished article. Tries to cover a lot of ground but often not in effective situations. We shouldn't forget he's not a no 9. #nufc

Feels like Rob Byron, stadium announcer is struggling to make the step up to the Champions League. What with the rigmarole of the CL anthem etc and the changes to the running order of Local Hero & Blaydon Races, it all feels rushed. Crams in 'Enjoy the game' after the kick off these days 😂 #nufc

Will Bilbao think there's this many fireworks for every home game? #nufc

Well. A culmination of an intense run of fixtures v a team who's manager has had 8 days to concentrate on imposing his ideas on the training ground. So not a massive shock but such a disjointed performance. Howe and co. need to work out pretty quickly how to manage this squad and fixtures asap #nufc

Nice guy Eddie needs to bollock the lot of them at half time. That's not good enough at any level. Lazy, disinterested, passive, complacent, arrogant even. You can't just turn up and expect to win lads. You're not good enough to do that. #nufc

Every time I see Paqueta he looks a world beater. Does he only ever turn it on against his mate Bruno? #whu #nufc

Has Nick Pope developed hooves instead of hands? Can't catch a ball #nufc

Fabian Schär. Long sleeve shirt. Banging in headers... You sexy bar steward #nufc

Woltemade creates calm and order where chaos reigns. Osula just creates more chaos. An unorthodox pairing but by god, they confuse defenders #nufc

£150m and they can have him n'all

That Lukebakio looks a player. €20m from Sevilla. Actually played one prem game for Watford in 2018. He's taken time to progress but he's good. The type of player Ross Wilson should be scouting. #nufc

Up to €10 per day. Sign me up.

This looks important. #nufc

Meanwhile the tories think a policy of scrapping the Climate Change Act to facilitate oil and gas extraction from the North Sea is the best thing for the UK (or at least their donors). Desparate.

Managed to get to the #nufc game today so few thoughts: ⚽New CB pairing look so good. Will be even better working with a ball playing keeper. ⚽Bruno excellent at covering for Trips especially but so more effective when given license to get up the pitch more. E.g. last 5 mins of 1st half. Cont.

This. This is what I mentioned last night. Wow 😍 #nufc

Is that a replay? #barca concede exactly the same goal as they did against #nufc in first game week. #barpsg

Did I just dream that Big Nick went all Zidane in the middle of the park, in the 2nd half? Beat about 4 men, found space and spread play. He's gonna be some player. #nufc

Looking forward to seeing Hall and Tino as wing backs. A difficult role. Concern would be creativity so we need to get Murphy and Willock around and playing off Big Nick for this to work. #nufc

This #munche is a hard watch. Very little actual football, pitch slowing up but mainly just 22 highly irritating wingeing, cheats. Really poor #thefootball

We saw last night that top end CL games turn on split second decisions and moments of class under pressure. Barca nicked it to some extent, what turned out to be the winner wasn't even a chance. But mistakes get punished (Burn's poor pass inside, Gordon and Barnes' misses and not getting...#nufc

My memory of 1997: Was a student at the time. Couldn't get a ticket so watched it in the Strawberry. If I remember rightly Sir John Hall came in after the match. I shook his hand and I think (was a bit pissed, naturally) he put some money behind the bar. What a night #nufc #fcb #championsleague

Watching Real V Marseilles and it's fair to say the Marseilles defenders and keeper invite a high press. We could have a field day if Gordon and co are on it. Weah looks sharp up front for them. #nufc

The guy is superhuman. What an athlete.

I really don't like international breaks but hopefully this round of games will have given confidence to Gordon, Elanga, Wissa, Tonali and Bruno who all but Gordon scored, as well as Tino and Woltemade who continue to step up to the top level. Bodes we all for #nufc

I've just got this feeling #nifc have been offered someone they can't refuse - hence the possible Osula sale. Intriguing...

Whilst this is shaping up to be a good window for #nufc, the I**k debacle still leaves a bitter taste. But cheer yourselves up with this: Gonzalo Gaitan, the Swede's dodgy agent was hoping for 2 big pay days. The 2nd of which (Emi Martinez to Man U). This isn't now happening. Shame 😂

We're gonna be everyone's worst nightmare on set pieces this season... #nufc

Might be an over-reaction to tonight but I'm done with Gordon and Barnes. #nufc

Nice touch by Newcastle United/Baltic - they've included a tribute to Andre Silva and Diogo Jota at the Carabao Cup exhibition #diogojota #jota #NewcastleUnited #nufc #football

Do we need a replacement for Targett if he goes to Boro? Hall with Burn and Tino as cover seems OK to me but only Hall is a dedicated LB. Alex Murphy got some pre-seaon minutes in at LB but again, he's a CB by trade. #nufc

Well, I for one am immensely grateful for the concern about our club's financial plight being shown from #lfc fans. It's obvious they just want what's best for our club and if that means selling Isak to them for buttons, that's just a consequence (for them) of prudent financial management. #nufc

Idolised and adored. No promises broken by the fans that make this club. We deserve better than the destructive path you've chosen. Newcastle United will never be defeated.

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Wouldn't it be funny (in a macabre sort of way) if Liverpool signed Wissa instead? #nufc

Strand-Larsen is most certainly not the answer #nufc

Alan Smith there. Lethargical whispering Brummie infused wisdom; like a footballing tortoise, blinking and emerging from his summer hibernation. His blood will warm up in a bit. #thefootball #wolmci

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Feels like Bruno has lost his one yard of pace. #nufc

However the match finishes today, I've seen enough. We're gonna be fine this season lads and lasses. #nufc

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Villa away (the PSR Martyr Derby) has thrown up some weird results over the years. Bearing in mind they've an untried keeper making his debut and the new set piece coach has bedded on, I'm going all in on a Schär hat-trick 😁 Loves a goal against that lot #nufc

So anyone thinking Ornstein and the Athletic are neutral in this Isak malarkey, think again. #NUFC (I nicked this from a post elsewhere).

Just back from a weekend in #Berlin and we literally tripped over these 'Stolperstein' (stumbling stones). Initially a carefully considered art project. Incredibly poignant. Art not Governments did this.

Just how much did the Old Trafford tea lady earn? Freeing up her salary has allowed #mufc to spend £200m this summer. Did they even get a transfer fee for her? I heard the M&S cafe were in for her...here we go...