Bridges < Rwanda? #nufc

Seems Manzambi may be hoping someone else comes in for him. Whether or not they do is another matter entirely. Seems some people want us to just fuck him off. Not sure we're in a position to do that no matter how satisfying it sounds on paper #nufc

Worried that we've heard no update about Manzambi today #nufc

That'll be the sound of my heart breaking. Not sure how you could even replace him #nufc

Just remembered the other day on here when I said Tonali was going for £100m instead of £92.75m plus add ons and a guy called me a boot licker. Social media is wild 😂 #nufc

Don't worry Sandro, the ghost written good bye message wasn't necessary - most of those performances last season said more than words ever could #nufc

Why does it cause some people such pain to give Dan Burn any credit? He's one of football's good guys and his journey is a genuine feel good story. Show me a hero? Show me Dan Burn #England #nufc

Hand on heart - never seen him play. Anyone who watches more German football have an opinion on him? #nufc

In no way is Tonal a £100m player. It's a great deal - but now is the time to go out and reinvest it well. Huge month ahead #nufc

Luke Edwards is a buffoon. But he's our buffoon. The inevitable Panorama or NY Times piece will eventually bring Romano down - but until then, I'm not against seeing a journo call him out for being exactly what we all know him to be. Also fascinating to see how thin skinned he actually is #nufc

Liverpool Spurs Bournemouth Leeds There is no God #nufc

Football is broken isn't it? The aspirational element - the belief that you can be the best...it's not there. A select few have taken it all for themselves. What's the point of any of it anymore? #nufc #Football

Not sure where this line about Tonali being a technician has come from? I have a lot of time for him but he's not brilliant on the ball. Great engine. Conservative passer. Uncomfortable in tight positions #nufc

Reminder that Romano is a client journalist who stirs things up on behalf of agents and the player advisors who weaponise him. He's a willing parasite and no friend of the sport. I hate what he represents. Football deserves better. So do you. #nufc #Romano

Reminder to everyone to take @jacobsben.bsky.social reporting on transfers with a real pinch of salt. There's a reason he's working the TalkSport beat. And don't even get me started on Alex "my sources are twitter" Crook #nufc

If you can't take joy in Dan Burn's journey from Asda to the World Cup, then you need to fix your heart. Football should be about these wonderful intangible stories #England #wc #nufc

If you're willing West Ham to beat us out of hope Tottenham go down then please block me now - too much Internet has made you irreparably thick #nufc

By God we needed that. Whether you're Howe in or Howe out, the guy doesn't deserve the disrespect he's had from some quarters. Glad to see the fans in the stadium show him support #nufc

Not a chance Gordon is injured. Anyway, I'm off on holiday. Would love the lads to turn things around today. I know they won't #nufc

Has Howe lost the dressing room? Today felt close to the final nail in a coffin #nufc

Would be nice tonight, as we play a MASSIVE game against Baralona, for us to all to get behind the team. But if your focus for the day is still to slag off Andy Howe or even Eddie, then Idk what to say - you've lost sight of why we watch football and have zero sense of occasion #nufc

If Joe Herlart says "rips" or "purring" one more time I'll scream #nufc

Where on earth do we go from here? Same problems. No solutions sticking. Have to beat Man Utd mid week #nufc

No Lascelles in the Leicester squad today. What's happened there? #nufc

If you can't enjoy an 1-6 away win in the champions league, then you may as well pack up and go watch another sport. There's clearly something deeply broken within you #nufc

Who, in the year of our Lord - 2026, could possibly give a flying fuck about Michael Owen's opinion? #nufc

Really encouraged by Elanga last night. I'm rooting for him to come good so hard #nufc

You may not like a lot of the club reporting - but to accuse local journalists of lying to you because they're not reporting the things you want them to report is extremely immature #nufc

I know we're going to lose tonight. Too many deficiencies in the team to indicate anything other that a comfortable PSG win...but then there's that little voice in the back of your head that says "we can beat them." It's the hope that kills you, 'ey? #nufc

We live in a world where a player has copyrighted a goal celebration. I feel embarrassed on his behalf #nufc

Great to see new accounts popping up on the timeline. Look forward to trauma bonding with you all on this crazy #nufc rollercoaster.

Knockout champions league football for the first time in #nufc history. Howe has received some justified criticism this season, but much of it is overblown by fans who are simply bored by his faults - which their imagined replacement wouldn’t have (they all do).

Love how the boring, miserable, accounts who only exist to cry Howe out and slag the team off go missing after a big win. Beautiful silence. Joelinton phenomenal tonight btw #hwtl #nufc

Sometimes I have to remind myself that it's not worth getting into arguments on here. You can't win, it's not worth it and no one ever sees their own faults. There's usually a good reason why they're online all day. All I really want is a nice balanced chat about the football 😂 #nufc

Can't quite figure out Howe's line on Lascelles. If his body is that broken down that the player feels he can't train, then how does a transfer fix that? Very odd #nufc

Oh dear - that awful twitter thing of one person interacting and agreeing with themselves using multiple accounts appears to have migrated over here. My Burnsie ptsd is starting to kick in #nufc

Is the climate really that unpleasant, that you can't show positivity without being labeled a 'happy clapper?' Dane boring names. Same boring takes 🥱 #nufc

Really need to start posting on here again....might be wise to wait until after the derby though 😬 #nufc

Does anyone know if the Uefa Youth League game is being streamed anywhere? I imagine not, but thought it was worth checking! #nufc

Those tea ladies must have been earning a fortune... What a joke. We want to stop "cartel clubs" form stealing the game? They already have. What chance have we got? #nufc

no press conference this morning? #nufc

Will never sit right with me that Carragher is allowed to commentate on Liverpool games #nufc

If anyone fancies a mirth-some chuckle, check out Tim Sherwood's preferred England starting XI on Sky. Can't figure out what's more remarkable - the fact he used to be paid to manage or that Sky waste our sub fees on employing him. He's like Merson but without the care in the community caveat #nufc

The injury gods are raining piss on us today lads #nufc

Love all these bitter Germans who've never watched us play a game, crawl out the wood work. It's crazy how Bayern not getting everything their own way seems to have upset them so much. Do they usually react this way? #nufc

I think it says a lot when one of the more, shall we say, consistently negative users on here decides to block you rather than have a proper discussion. Happy to call people 'wet wipes' or 'soft' whilst also being totally thin skinned. Social media discourse in a nutshell #nufc

Merson on Sky Sports is so bad. So, so bad. Bewilderingly shallow depth of knowledge #nufc

Obviously not thrilled with how Wissa has forced his departure - but the facts are, that we need him. He's a very good player and replaces a lot of the goals that have been shorn from the team by Isak's absence. Season starts after the international break #nufc

That was like pulling teeth #nufc

Chelsea taking the lead in the 9th minute of added on time - that was only added on because of VAR incorrectly ruling put a Fulham goal. Total shambles. Howard Webb's tenure as PGMOL chief has been nothing short of farcical and shows no signs of improvement #nufc #cfc #ffc