Why would I use "AI," I actually know how to fucking write

ok but that's not even true

Working on a I.C.E. kidnap case right now—2 sons, whose mother called on me. It’s very clear both Uber and Waymo have provided the government my clients’ location via these ride sharing company’s ✨massive✨ tech surveillance op. No warrant—just pure cooperation. Stay woke, y’all. Waymo is I.C.E.

I filled a Miller Lite can with water and a Lea & Perrins bottle with Diet Coke and have them both sitting on my desk where I normally put my drinks, in view of everyone walking by my office, and nobody has clocked anything yet. Maybe it’s too subtle of an April Fools’ Day gag.

"A.I." is the tool of and the prevailing aesthetic of fascists leading to a world devoid of meaning or art.

Per WSJ

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

DON’T lose sight of (3), (4). There will be dozen op-eds when Trump loses abt “SCOTUS finds its independence” or such nonsense. Think Roberts was often good at producing just enough outcomes like this to maintain a favorable narrative while consistently doing real harm to democracy. Don’t bite.

Most plausible reason they took it.

Get paid less to pay more. Ain't surveillance capitalism grand?

War Crimes trial exhibit # 417(b)

The court is a bunch of evil, corrupt hacks anyway. Do we really expect them to go to the bat for the justice system? Maybe. Who knows.

Besides, my point is this is not even a genius maneuver. It is tried and tested. You make it very clear through other channels that if they do not do what you want, they will regret it forever. Then you show up personally to make clear you are dead serious.

This is a classic intimidation tactic by dictators.

Trump has not “given” the USPS special control over mail ballots because that is not a thing that is his to give. PLEASE STOP PRETENDING THAT THE CARNIVAL BARKER HAS MAGIC POWERS JUST BECAUSE HE SAYS HE HAS MAGIC POWERS.

On an abstract level, WSJ is right, but consumers are not going to see things that way.

Quitting a war worse off than when you started it is surrender. They’re saying he plans to surrender.

The scale of human suffering so cavalierly proposed: 2.5 million people. Their families. All of us.

Here's the White House rundown of the new massive bureaucratic regime that Trump wants to unilaterally create around state-run elections over the course of the next six months:

Elections expert says Trump's new executive order on elections “will be blocked by the federals courts before the ink is dry."

“Many on campus drew parallels between the government’s approach and methods deployed in Nazi Germany.”

Stephen Miller needs to pay for his actions. I won't settle for him melting into the bushes and ending up in a think tank somewhere. He needs to stand trial.

It would have been great to get this opinion before he demolished the East Wing, but no one moved fast enough. It's a metaphor for his entire administration.

"While I take seriously the Government's concerns regarding the safety and security of the White House grounds and the President himself, the existence of a "large hole" beside the White House is, of course, a problem of the President's own making!"

This always ends well

2) If your marriage can survive Corey Lewandowski it can survive some dresses

It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.

I consider the Supreme Court illegitimate. Whatever decisions come from this court are illegitimate whether they go in the direction of something you think is legitimate.

i love it when a family can race to achieve the perfect Mar-a-Lago face together

You know, as a Catholic, I’m reminded by this post that it is Catholic teaching that Jesus saw every single sin ever committed by man in the garden before being led to the cross. I’m comforted by this. I’m desperately hanging on to this, actually.

Bryon Noem is lucky he wasn't into pet play is all I'm saying

it was through the dharma that I was able to calmly absorb such news as "Kristi Noem's husband's bimbofication fetish."

BREAKING Trump’s executive order directing federal agencies to stop funding NPR and PBS is “unlawful and unenforceable,” a federal judge ruled. Doc buff.ly/WcnQN4A

dropping this opinion on the trans day of visibility lmao these fucking assholes

Feel like we're missing the big point: Why did they decide to go forward with Noem's nomination when they knew this existed? And also, who dropped the oppo to the Mail? Miller? Vance? Homan? Someone else?

"The birthright citizenship case should not be a hard case. Questions like 'Does the Constitution mean what it says?' and 'Do presidents have to follow the law?' should be easy for any American to answer, and even easier for the most powerful jurists in the country."

They’ve lost their fucking minds. FAA closed air traffic for an ill-coordinated test and deployment of a laser weapon in Texas TWICE. Imagine what will happen when the a half-assed task for of SS and DHS are shooting this thing off every time Hegseth gets loaded and thinks he sees lights in the sky?

JUST IN: Trump administration unlawfully terminated status of migrants using Biden-era app, US judge rules reut.rs/4v2EWvx

More Jackson: "It is baffling that we could now be standing on the edge of a precipitous drop in the quality of healthcare services in America. But the Court sees fit to bring us one step closer to that fate today." "Stranger still is the fact that this possibility looms in the 21st century."

From Jackson's dissent: "The fallout could be catastrophic." "For the first time, the Supreme Court has interpreted the First Amendment to bless a risk of therapeutic harm to children by limiting the State’s ability to regulate medical providers who treat patients with speech. What’s next?"

The Trevor Project’s 2021 National Survey on LGBTQ+ Youth Mental Health found 13% of surveyed LGBTQ+ young people ages 13–24 reported being subjected to so-called “conversion therapy” practices. 83% of them reported it occurred when they were under 18. www.thetrevorproject.org/survey-2021/...

A peer-reviewed study by Trevor Project’s researchers -- published in American Journal of Public Health -- found LGBTQ+ youth who underwent sexual orientation or gender ID conversion efforts were more than twice as likely to report having attempted suicide. ajph.aphapublications.org/doi/10.2105/...

Just in: Supreme Court rules against law banning conversion therapy for minors. 8-1 decision. Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was the lone dissenter. www.huffpost.com/entry/suprem...