Not an original thought but something on my mind this morning.

Patreon updated its creator guidelines again. I think they've added more clarity but I don't think they've made the rules stricter, lmk if I'm wrong tho. www.patreon.com/policy/guide...

does anyone have any experience at all with the creation side of audiobooks?

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I am actually kind of enjoying my luteal phase this cycle. My fucks get reset to nearly zero and it makes a lot of things clearer. Wish my boobs hurt less but you can’t win them all 🤷‍♀️

The gap between starting making a food or drink item and actually consuming it 🙃

Do you listen to #EroticAudio? Do you live with a Disability? We want to hear about your experiences, the good, the bad and the sexy! Please help us prepare for our very first Disability Pride Month Event by completing the form in this Reddit Post: www.reddit.com/r/GoneWildAu... THANK YOU 🙏

It's now been almost a week since SubscribeStar updated their TOS... Has anyone heard of any creators getting their accounts removed? I'm yet to see any consequences of the new rules but I'm also hesitant to upload any new work there until the situation is clearer...

I couldn’t stand to be with a nonchalant guy, I need my man to say “yippie!!!” When I take my clothes off

Sailing time is here. Come find out how great it can be to sail away on a FuckBunny FreeUse Cruise Lines cruise. The FuckBunny One sails now: www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

in the mood to be kissed breathless with your hand in my hair (pull it a little), share some promises of things we’ll do to each other, talk about how badly we need each other & let my hands wander all over you. and maybe we go for sushi after.

This was so good I, who is not a content creator, wrote a post about it 😁 (no spoilers) www.instagram.com/p/DBeQS8ZsfNF/

I may not be your favorite VA or creator. But I’m someone’s favorite VA or creator. And that fucking matters. Not to mention I do this as much for myself as the listener. I love performing, I love doing something creative, I love being part of this community this way. And being a listener myself.

Currently editing my first F4TM audio dropping this week on UCA. Written by @persimmons-lemons.bsky.social

“Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.” Happy Mother’s Day to the UK Mamas! 💐

My thoughts on “Steak and Blowjob” day… maybe y’all don’t know but it’s extremely hetero (derogatory) and imo it’s degrading to women at its core If you like it I love it, but I personally don’t like it 🙅🏾‍♀️

When the dirty talk gets possessive 🤌🤌

Day 145 of inserting a Muppet into a Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TheMuppets

Treat the MILF in your life today, she absolutely deserves it.

Happy Mother's Day. If today is hard in any direction... hugs. That's it. Just hugs. Parenting is despair and hope on rotation with absolutely no heads up. Hourly sometimes. Occasionally simultaneously which should not be possible and yet.

Happy Mother's day to those who celebrate ❤️ I hope you have people around you who pamper you and genuinely take their share of the load. To those for whom this is a hard day, I hope you find peace and distraction and have your "found family" around you 🥰

Happy Mother’s Day (in the UK at least) to all the mother figures here, and love and hugs to anyone who finds this day difficult. You can call me mommy today if you agree to worship me from head to toe and let me squeeze your biceps (gn)… 🥹

I don't know if it's mother's day everywhere but it doesn't really matter because the incredible mums in this space cannot be celebrated enough. You are all so obviously made of love and kindness and your children are very lucky. 🩷💛🩷💛

Happy Mothers day, baby. You work so hard. Time to let off some steam on your favourite fucktoy 🌸🍑

Its Mother's Day in the UK so this one is for the mums. Youre all superheros. If you dont have a mum, boom im your mum now. You've got 24 hours to call me mummy (mommy) 💜🌺🌼🌸

Oh, that's why my metrics have taken a dive recently - Twitch pushed a new update that doesn't count someone as a viewer if they don't have the Twitch tab in focus RIP everyone who watches streams in the background, Twitch has no idea how people actually use their platform

3 reasons to masturbate today: 1. u woke up 2. ur hot 3. it's saturday

As someone who forgot three different times this morning: Don't forget to take your meds today, people!

Approaching my final form of a witch writing smut in her bog 🧘‍♀️ 🎨 by @midnightsulfur.bsky.social

If anyone wants me I’m gonna be busy being haunted by the music from Geometry Dash 🫡

(2/4) CW: SA/sexual violence: www.autostraddle.com/how-to-avoid... Summer thought they were talking to a fellow sex worker. B/c this person catfished them, any photos exchanged constitute a form of SA/sexual violence b/c they were not exchanged with the know. needed for fully informed consent.

(1/4) It's #SexWorkSaturday time! As always, the links featured in this thread are courtesy of not.a.statistic on Instagram ❤️: www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio... Sex workers in Kolkata have been at the forefront of mobilizing for decades. Their film collective doesn't surprise me❤️

Years ago (like 5) I sound designed a storm soundscape for shits 'n giggles. It's based on CC 0 sfx and some foley. Very happy for anyone who wants to use it, to grab it. soundgasm.net/u/Mandated_H... I did turn it into smut eventually (of course I did): literotica.com/s/weather-th...

Look...look...Dades doing dragon with a really big...😏 Dade is so so good at any monster, I mean I think I might prefer his dragon to his werewolf 😯😁

Thigh creases! 🫦🥵

hard to contain

A lovely SFW two person narrative about the experience of falling in love. Now on Reddit written by and voiced with with the talented @miilm.bsky.social [FM4A] Milk, no sugar www.reddit.com/r/GWNarrativ...

Love is a bow stretched tight Strong But fraying Weakened By a thousand nicks A lack of care Quietly unnoticed Before Irrevocably It Breaks

It's the 1-year anniversary of #WriterAppreciationWednesday (despite being on Thursday)! I want to give a special thank you to ALL the scriptwriters in the ASMR/Audio Roleplay Community who work so hard to make wonderful scripts so the VAs can bring them to life! You're the heart of this community!🥰

I am soft. Not always nice 😉

AUDIOBOOK IS NOW LIVE ON KOFI min $15 AUD tysm incredible VAs who lent the voices to my words, i adore you 💜💜💜 @prismaticlady.bsky.social @neondextrose.bsky.social @dylfva.bsky.social @bardofwinter.bsky.social check out the replies for my thoughts about the VAs ko-fi.com/s/84708c2b69

Hello cherubs, I’m working on an F4TF audio at the moment and would really love a beta from a listener who fits that demographic before I send it off 🙏🏻 if that’s something you’d be happy to lend your ears to, pop me a message 🧡 thank you thank you.

Hi! So I’m doing a script giveaway for reaching this insane milestone lol. Pls see Reddit link here for more deets www.reddit.com/u/littleblue...

Just took my own blood pressure while working on my new budget. In case you were wondering how devastatingly sexy I am today. (New budget because your previously excited by spreadsheets girlie has been down bad the past few years but we are picking ourselves up for the start of spring 🌷)