high n horny... i should record smth

For folks who don't know: this is my genderqueer web series! 🥰

wondering if i should sort bsky media links/descriptions into the extra content part of my carrd to appease the part of my brain that yearns for a design based project thats not related to school or my job

some tummy for ur tuesday :)

got some recording done :))) i feel so productive

Finally figured out some dates: this episode goes public February 10th! Will be posted on all the usuals: but you can still buy it early via our Patreon to support us! Thanks!

From the flu to endo flares landing me in the ER again, January’s been real ROUGH, but I’m working HARD to recover! Your Good Boy’s earn goal is $800 for my Feb rent! Due in 7 days! Tips, commissions, subscribers, gigs, and gig advances are super appreciated right now! 🧵👇🏻

if i can film it at an angle where i dont like doxx my tattoos or whatever would the masses be interested in a vid of my hands solving a rubiks cube

oh to be cuddlefucked to sleep

im doin a project for one of my classes that involves making 100 versions of a letter for some fuckin reason and this is one of the few times im glad my skin is Aggressively Sensitive™ cuz i can just draw on myself with my nails and call it media

im 1 half decent reason away from caving...

Here's a helpful thread I made 1.5 years ago for creators looking to make more inclusive content for Black Listeners this BHM! Picture is the original prompt and here is the thread filled with many lovely answers! www.reddit.com/user/BillyYa...

"why are thinking about breeding at 7:40 in the morning, kalin??" god forbid a guy wants a creampie for breakfast, damn

where?? the fuck?? are all of these mystery bruises coming from?? i have at least 3 random ass bruises on my legs rn 🤨🤨🤨

Happy Black History Month! Here are some nsfw creators to follow, tip, and commission!! ♥️♥️♥️ feel free to tag more! @magicallydelish1.bsky.social @bunnyxsprinkles.bsky.social @goddessmenacegaia.bsky.social @feelgoodfairy.bsky.social @starafro.bsky.social @sinmachine.is.severed.fyi

Happy Black History Month to all my Cadets who celebrate (which should be all of you) Let’s all go ahead and make sure to support our Black creators this month, and maybe tip me a little 🙂‍↕️

Happy black history month everyone! Don't forget to support, follow, tip, and gift a black creator this month! Feel free to tag any black creators you know of so we all can support them! ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

🖤🤎 It’s Black History Month and I have some fun things planned to show my appreciation! 🕹️ I’ll be raising money on Twitch all month long to donate to Black Girls Code Inc. 👾 Playing games featuring Black protagonists! 🎧 Posting a new free [Black Listener] audio each week! Hope to see you there!💕

To honor Black History Month, I'll be offering a limited run of poetry commissions throughout February. Each commission is a custom, approximately 500-word poem created to reflect your story, emotion, or moment. ko-fi.com/goddessmenac...

Happy Black History Month 🙌🏾❣️ I'm Silver, a black/filipino trans artist with a passion for serving freaky, alternative, queer cats to all! 🐱🫀🔪🔥 🔗 linktr.ee/blacksugarpill Support black artists/creators forever and always 🕺🏾💖 #art #blackartist #blackhistorymonth

happy black history month! youre all obligated to go listen to at least one (1) of my audios and go give other black vas & writers & artists attention as well 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️✨️✨️

HAPPY BLACK!!!!✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽 HISTORY MONTH. give your fellow black creators some love and MONEY🫵🏽

i need to stop researching toy companies theres so many pretty dildos i just dont have the money for rn :')

hmm... bratty sub top speaker? with overstim? for the boys?

theres a very specific flavor of moan that scratches my brain just right & throws me into a loop of pressing the 15 sec rewind button over & over again until i find the strength to continue the audio & idk how to describe it other than it feels to my brain like how slapping my dick with a dildo does

mmm what if i get high & jerk off

fun fact: my coffee started to freeze as i was walking. i was only walking for like 10 minutes. i just realized i left it in the car. ive been here for like 2 hours and will be here for probably 1 - 2 more. frozen coffee time?

me & my daily vanilla bean cold brew x breakfast sandwich combo against the world <33

dying my hair todayyy ✨️✨️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🤌🏾🤌🏾

my bad chat my class ran long 🫩 BUT ITS HERE NOW !! GO LISTEN TO ME BEAT MY HIGH SCORE !! www.reddit.com/r/GoneWildAu...

my bad, i didnt realize my labeled adult content was content that needed to be labeled adult

midnight(ish) ass posting because i like attention lmao

made a list of all the approximate timestamps for tmrs audio but its only 0s and 5s because of My Thing With Numbers (have y'all noticed that all of my audios except like 2/3 end w/ a 0 or a 5 cuz that is a billion % intentional and highkey a requirement)

the planking til failure trend...

(im in the process of editing) i shit you not i came like 4/5 times in the first ~10 min of this audio. the unedited file is like 44 minutes long.

the results of coding: ✨️✨️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🤸🏾🤸🏾💪🏾💪🏾😝😝😍😍🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾✨️✨️✨️✨️ the process of trying to "teach" myself & retaining nothing:

once school & work mellow out more i'll finally record that ramble w/ all of my knotted dildos lmao

The fairy king (and me) says!!! :

i start classes again tomorrow 🫩 BUT job stuff is leveling out SO i probably get to record a super fun cool thing in the next few days 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

holy fuck women are so hot

almost turned off my laminator mid lamination that would have been catastrophic

oh hey, i reached 100 followers here too :o

y'all really wanna hear me cum my brains out, huh? www.reddit.com/u/kalmecrazy...

whats a guy gotta do to get face fucked 😔

one follower away from y'all hearing me cum A Lot

tee hee :) www.reddit.com/r/DarkSidePl...

mmm now about yandere pussy eating today :D (and this will be posted on dsp in about an hr 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️) www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...

made these folder covers a lil while back for my audiochan n i think theyre fun so im sharin em :)

gmornin! some wagon for your wednesday?

torturing myself by listening to audios while waiting for my vibrator to charge